Not Another Girl (Hellsing x Reader)

Chapter 4

"She's just playing with you sir. She thinks it's a game." said Walter, deeply amused by Integra's frustration.

Integra turned George over once again. "Stay!" she demanded.

George giggled and kicked, but this time took to chewing on her toes. Satisfied that George would stay put this time, Integra walked off. That's when Walter grabbed her by her coattail.

"Where are you going sir?" he questioned her seriously, with a disapproving look.

"To get the diapers, powder and stuff." said Integra, as she looked down at the coat tails that Walter was holding her by.

"A mother does not leave her child unattended. George might roll over and fall off of the changing table."

"OK, but one I am not her mother and two, you're here. You watch her. I'll be right back."

"We shall have to move the diapers, wipes, and powder to this side of the room." commented Walter, making a mental note, as he let go of Integra's coat.

George stopped chewing on her toes and now tried to put her whole little fist into her mouth. Then she grunted and made a face. Walter noticed.

"Oh George, you are a naughty little girl. You're really making things hard for Integra today, aren't you?" smiled Walter.

He quickly hid his smile as Integra returned with the changing things. Immediately George rolled over and started chewing on the diaper.

Integra snatched the diaper from her. "Don't chew on that. That is going on your bum."

Hurt, but undaunted, George reached for the powder. That too Integra grabbed and moved out of George's reach. That's when George started with the crocodile tears.

"Stop it." commanded Integra. "Vampire Hunters do not cry."

George just kept on crying and trying to reach for the baby powder.

"Maybe if you tried distracting her with a toy." offered Walter.

"Walter, this is my room. There are no toys in here." Integra shot back at him. Then Integra remembered how fascinated George was with Walter's monocle. She took the monocle from Walter and handed it to George. "Here, chew on this."

George stopped crying and took the monocle. She moved it from one little hand to the other, and then she put it into her mouth.

"There, that was easy." smirked Integra, as she went back to preparing to change George's diaper.

Walter was a little miffed by her bold move, but he let it pass as he remembered that George has a surprise for her mother.

"OK, now that she is distracted. First we use the hand sanitizer. Then we remove George's diaper." Walter told her.

Integra did as she was told. She used the hand sanitizer and rubbed it into her hands. Then she set about taking off George's diaper by removing the sticky plastic tabs. Integra was feeling quite pleased with herself as she pulled the diaper open.

"Oh my God! What the hell?!!" she exclaimed in shock and horror, as she just stared at the amount of crap that George's diaper contained. "How can one so small make a mess so large....and rancid?"

"George made boom boom." said Walter, with a slight smirk.

"Boom Boom?! This is a bigger mess than that crazy ass Nazi Major made with his army of vampires!"

"Well, here." said Walter, as he handed her a wet wipe. "Let's get started."

"Like hell, I need a hazmat suit for this clean up." Integra complained, as she waved her hand in front of her nose trying to eliminate the smell.