Ask/Dare SCPs and author

Part 49

Gate Guardian: You should see the stand of 5205. It is a mix of a true angel and a true demon.

5205: I already took care of that, don't worry.

049: Thank you, but that won't be necesarry, I have already found somebody.

Alexisshadow999

5205: I will take care of that. *Goes through the portal*

Gevon5566600

Author: Yea, that was long time ago, but 5205 managed to defeat them. And the Switzerland also joined the United Humanity.

Bright: Damnit, does it mean that I cannot prank him anymore?

Author: Nope.

Bright: ...

iamPESTILENCE

Author: He doesn't blame him, he blames 738.

096: Not bad, but could have gone better.

Clef: Trust me, I tried to kill myself many times and it didn't work.

939: ... I hate this title.

049: You have to wait for 5205 if you want to come back.

5205: *Comes back* Did somebody call me?

049: Yes, could you bring 049-M back to his world?

5205: *Teleports 049-M away* Done. And 173 says, that people never though about that when they encountered her.

106: Because I can, I am the ruler of that world anyway.

079: Great, he glitched and I didn't understand anything.

049: Are you talking about that music band? No.

Author: That's simple. You readers will find the hardest and the most sexual dares for me and 953. That already happened in the past, and I know that this will repeat.

096: The question should be, why I used to cry all the time. And the answer is simple, I was depressed and hated myself.

999: Because he made my mother suffer and go through a lot of pain.

682-1: Because he didn't care about me and the only thing he has shown me was hate.

Scarlet King: Because of the crown on my head.

035: (...) Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow. (...)

5205: He is too focused on that and he won't listen. And about the list... *Erases four names* These ones are dead already, but sure, I can take care of them.

Clef: No, because he is a good reality bender.

Pupcakemon

049-J: Don't worry, I was prepared for something like that.

5205: I know, but don't worry, he failed. The storage is protected with 64-digit code known only to me, eye scanner, fingerprint scanner, DNA scanner and then another 64-digit code. He didn't have a chance to open that.

049-J: But why would you protect it that much?

5205: I have my own reasons. Was that the last question?

Author: Yes.

5205: Ok, then this is the end for now, please, don't hesitate to write more comments, it is not a problem for me and Author to do a longer part, bye!