Bomby: okay I'll just act like I knew that then okay
Spongey:^^
Donut:^^^
Dicksucker Jr: wait you guys don't know what a lipstick lesbian is
Donut: well I do now
Ultra sub: hot dog lesbian is one
Slayed mother: wasn't it sausage lesbian though
Ultra sub: honestly what's the difference
Naily: JUST TELL US WHAT IT MEANS owo
Slayed mother: I really dont like that transition from hella mad to calm
Slayed mother: like at all
Gayjelly: yeah I scared
Dicksucker: I feel very unsafe in the presence of a white person
Bomby: ?
Donut: you okay firey
Dicksucker: honestly when you think about
Dicksucker: racism is still going on even today
Ultra sub: hey firey can we um y'know
Ultra sub: not talk about something that makes me lose hope for society
Dicksucker: I'm just saying
Ultra sub: well yeah and your right it is still going on
Slayed mother: and that's very shitty
Slayed mother: like the shitties shit to have ever been shitted before
Gayjelly: so how's it like being gay everyone
Donut: can we include other sexualities too
Gayjelly: well duh you idiot of course you can
Ultra sub: I found out that there are possibly 2 girls on bfb that have a crush on me
Ultra sub: even though I have a gf
Dicksucker: THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING DUMBASS
Dicksucker: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Dicksucker Jr: yeah!
Gayjelly: like having a foursome
Ultra sub: you see gelly boi the thing is that I take into account what my gf wants and clearly she doesn't want to have a foursome with 2 random girls
Slayed mother: yeah but I'm sure some people in this chat could use that company
Ultra sub: well yeah of course
Donut: well then who
Dicksucker Jr: you you fucking fatherless asshole
Slayed mother: fj no cursing at your father
Dicksucker Jr: donut isn't even my dad
Dicksucker Jr: not to mention that I dont respect him at all
Slayed mother: true
Slayed mother: nvm
Donut: WHAT ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET HIM OFF THE HOOK THAT EASILY
Slayed mother: you can't force people to respect you and if I forced him to respect you
Slayed mother: he won't respect me
Ultra sub: so basically
Ultra sub: parenting
Dicksucker: donut other than being a angry cunt all the time
Dicksucker: what do you actually do
Ultra sub: yeah donut what do you do
Dicksucker: yeah like any hobbies
Ultra sub: a girlfriend or boyfriend
Ultra sub: a significant other
Dicksucker: friends just in general
Donut: sounds like you saying that as an insult
Dicksucker: because I am
Donut: anyways I do have friends
Ultra sub: can't be people on your team
Donut: shit
Gayjelly: donut has no social life whatsoever
Dicksucker Jr: honestly I'm pretty sure even naily and bracelety have more friends than you do
Donut: fuck off I do have friends you annoying bastard
Dicksucker jr: and then he starts to get mad
Donut: okay I have one friend
Donut: but that's because he's the most tolerable person on this god forsaken show
Slayed mother: which would be
Donut: fries
Gayjelly: wait you still hang out with that negative Nancy
Donut: HE'S NOT A NEGATIVE NANCY GELATIN
Gsyjelly: tell me that when you have more friends my guy
Donut: fuck you fries is the bestest friend I could ask for so shut you mouth
Donut is offline
Gayjelly changed donut's name to probably bi
Slaye mother: well that's not funny now is it
Gayjelly: no but it's just something I thought of
Bomby: donut's pansexual you idiots
Slayed mother: good for him
Dicksucker Jr: I guess you could say that
Ultra sub: dont do what I think you will
Ultra sub: please
Dicksucker Jr: I guess you could say that bomby took donut out of the cabinet aaaaay
Probably bi is online
Probably bi: kys
Probably bi changed his name to Pan man
Pan Man is offline
THEND
A/N
Black lives matter assholes
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FanfictionDont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also this is very original, I'm definitely not regurgitating the same concept over and over again. Anyways enjoy this garbage that I'm going to...
GET A LIFE DONUT
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