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Author: *Finishes watching a part of SCP Gacha* Hey, that's pretty nice! It is not something I will watch all the time, but I liked it.

Ashwolfiea102

Author: 999 doesn't have to look at that, everyone else has to

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Author: 999 doesn't have to look at that, everyone else has to.

035: Too little action, but I don't complain.

049: Not bad.

076: ... I have no words.

166: Dear God, why?!

Author: Don't worry, there will be another lemon about you soon when I write it.

166: ...

5205: 173 is literally stunned.

682-1: I will not comment that.

953: ...

1471: I truely love it!

ErmaCrossover106

5205: Do you mean Thanos from Infinity war? This was popular in our universe a long time ago, almost nobody remembers it right now

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5205: Do you mean Thanos from Infinity war? This was popular in our universe a long time ago, almost nobody remembers it right now.

079: But I do remember, and he was weird in my opinion. He had a huge power and used it only to erase half of life in the universe? Such a waste.

Author: Another set of questions from iamPESTILENCE, and I apologise for cutting off your profile picture, but the message was too long.

Author: Another set of questions from iamPESTILENCE, and I apologise for cutting off your profile picture, but the message was too long

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5205: We are grabbing some popcorn and laughing from it. After all, we are way more dangerous than them.

076: I have played that long time ago, this game is too old in our universe to play it nowadays.

5205: I brought him back to life as my prisoner, but after he proved his value I gave him his powers back.

682-1: I was crying because Bright has shown me enough hentais to know where this was going.

Clef: I can, because rapists don't deserve any mercy. And good luck, Chaos Insurgency got destroyed many years ago.

Bright: Because it is fun, and I love to play with MalO.

Author: Fuck...

953: It won't work, I already know about this.

Author: How?

953: I can read in minds, and second of all, I know a password to your phone.

Author: ... At least I don't have to do this then.

5205: God damnit... Lucy, I think that we have to get a divorce.

Lucy: W-What?!

5205: It was a dare, I had to say that.

Lucy: Phew, you almost gave me a heart attack.

457: Oh, ok. I didn't know that it can destroy the entire universe, sorry.

939: No thanks, I am not a dog, I am a predator.

5205: Yes.

Scarlet King: Yup, that's me, just in different form.

035: That's alright, it happens sometimes.

5205: Ah shit...
Start umd.uep.
Restore_data: SCP-682_lizard /t 120s
Tasklist
a
b=0
While b==0:
Try:
Taskkill /IM Beanos.uep /f
Except:
Goto a
5205: There you go, and this is another command prompt which has to go into my pocket dimension and work every day.

Rizkyputrar

5205: I cannot agree on that, because 2599 would also become a loli, and with her current age, she would end up as a 2 year old girl

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5205: I cannot agree on that, because 2599 would also become a loli, and with her current age, she would end up as a 2 year old girl.

999: Yes, my own father Scarlet King.

953: *Kisses Author's cheeks* I think that's enough.

Everyone: Hawaiian pizza.

Author: *Kisses 953* There.

Bright: Oh don't blame her, ok? This was supposed to be a prank on her. Clef paid me a lot of money to do this prank and record her reaction when she finds this, but of course, you had to find it first.

Gevon5566600

5205: Nope, we didn't have any problems with that

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5205: Nope, we didn't have any problems with that. Everyone gave a chance to a communist government and they did a pretty good job. We have another elections soon, so we will see, if somebody else will take their place or od they will rule another few years. And about that island, we left them alone. They are the only island on this planet that didn't unite with us. And yes, we could crush them with our military in one minute, but that would be a genocide and we don't want that.

Author: Welcome in the club Gevon.

5205: Humanity... Why cannot we all live in peace? Why cannot you do the same thing we did? Why cannot you stop with all wars, stop with all tenses and just live in peace?

Author: I am afraid that we will never know.

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