Illusion [bill cipher x reader]

Chapter 16

"Hmmmmmn... Let me think. No." I replied and he frowned.

"Ugh, I know it's impossible to ignore you. Just please, don't do those things nor using your powers for one day. Try to live your human form."

"Fine, I will." He snapped his fingers and suddenly, he stumbled and fell.

"Bill, are you okay?" I asked.

"Yes!" He happily responded while he's on the floor. He stood up and weirdly walked around.

"You know it's been a while since I done this by myself. My powers guided me to act automatically like human." He informed.

"That's really weird but nobody cares on how you act, it's Gravity Falls where everything is weird."

"You are correct!" Then, I heard our stomach grumbled.

"Ha! We're both hungry. Come on let's go to the Greasy's Diner! The local's favorite diner!" I grabbed his hand rapidly and went to the diner.

"We have food." Bill read the slogan.

"What a slogan there." Bill commented. I was about to reach the door when he opened it first.

"Ladies first." He motioned me to go first, showing his polite gentlemanliness.

"Thank you." I smiled. He closed the door as I entered. He is still walking weirdly. We sat on the last table and the waitress came to us.

"Good morning, sir!" She smiled sweetly him. She was facing near and she seems flirting with Bill. She whispered something on his ear and he laughed. I rolled my eyes as I was getting little mad. I cleared my throat to stop it.

"Oh yeah, good morning to you too, Ma'am." She said emotionlessly.

"I would like to orde- I was interrupted when she spoke to Bill.

"What do you like to order, sir?" She said flirtatiously. Is Lazy Susan tolerating this?

"Not be rude, dear." Bill spoke.

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"But you should take her order first." He smiled.

"Of course, dearie." She smiled back. She turned around to me and glared.

"What do you like to order, Ma'am?" She asked with hatred. She really did emphasized the word 'Ma'am'

"(Your Favorite Breakfast Food and Drink) please!" I said nicely.

"Sure thing." She rolled his eyes.

"How about you, pretty boy?" She purred. I smiled fakely but deep inside I wanna throw her out the window.

"Just like hers too." He said.

"Just wait for a few minutes." She winked at Bill and walked away. My fake smile lingered my face as I'm controlling my emotions towards the waitress. Bill looked and chuckled at me, causing me to roll my eyes.