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Surprisingly, I don't want you dead

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"Richard why the fuck is he here?" David growled, aggressively gesturing to the bedbound bat. 

"I found him in a bad way so I took him in," he explained. "Look he's not gonna be here for a while-"

"There's something called an ambulance that takes people in a bad way to this other thing called a hospital with people who do this for a living," the ginger snapped. Jenny saw that this was going to get heated and slowly stepped out of the room. She didn't like hearing them argue. It all got a bit messy sometimes which was fairly normal she supposed. It wasn't nice though.

"An ambulance can take forty minutes on a good day! He was in the shit and if I waited for an ambulance he would've been even deeper in it. What do you want from me?"

"For you to stop enabling him! He was fucking horrible to you and in fact, he disowned you at one point so why the fuck would you help him huh? You have no obligation to that man," the hitman shouted. He grabbed Dick's shoulder and squeezed tightly, hoping that would somehow convince him that this was a bad decision. "You don't need to do anything for him! You don't owe shit!" The smaller pulled off his hands and pushed him off. 

"He may be a dick to me now but he once wasn't! Besides, he has a kid! I can't let Damian see his father die for a second time and you can fuck right off if you think I'd ever put a petty feud over a man's life!" he yelled. 

"You're an idiot then because doing this is just telling him he can fuck up however he likes and still have you come round to pick up the pieces. You need to stay the fuck out of his business."

"And you need to stay the fuck out of mine. He's leaving soon enough anyway so untwist your boxers and calm down." 

"Y'know what? You can fuck off. I'm just trying to look out for you like a good boyfriend and a good bodyguard," he snapped. 

"I didn't ask you to look out for me on this! I know him, I know myself and I know the family we built. If Damian ever found out I didn't do everything in my power to save his father when I was the first on the scene, he would hate me and he means everything to me so sorry I was trying to avoid that," Dick barked back.

"Damian would also realise how shit his father was to you!" David threw his hands up in defeat before shaking his head. "I'm done."

"Done?" the acrobat asked worriedly, sobering up from his anger. "With what?"

"With this! With you!" He growled out something the other couldn't decipher before storming off. He burst open the doors before slamming them behind him, walking off to some destination his boss wasn't aware of. 



There was silence for a moment before Dick sighed to break it. It was made worse by the fact he could feel Batman's eyes bore a hole into the back of his head. He'd heard and seen it all and Dick knew for a fact that he wasn't going to see this was his fault. He was going to see it as a couple's spat. Batman never did have that much self-awareness. "You know B, you have a habit of fucking me up," he stated, turning to face the man. 

"Where am I?" Batman asked. Ignoring someone pointing out his faults? He must be feeling better then. 

"My place but don't get comfy. You're being shipped off to Leslie's and she can deal with you. You've caused enough damage as it is."

"You saved me?" he mumbled softly. The younger nodded and ran his hand through his hair as he cooled down from the fight further. He felt like shit and here he was with one of the sources of why he felt shit. He walked over to the man and leaned against the wall, glaring at a spot on the ground. "Not much of a villain."

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