A mysterious weirdo (me) brings the Avengers, the Guardians if the Galaxy, Agent Carter and Co, and Peter and his classmates to the most cliche place- a theater.
There, they will be shown their alter egos (the actors), movies, trailers, bloopers, g...
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(A/N: I would edit the pictures by blurring the faces but you can barely see Avri and Exton and just ignore Indio but I think RDJ doesn't mind the pictures. But still, I'll edit it when I'm not felling lazy.)
"Wait...are our partners different in the multiverse?" asked Tony.
No one said anything. After a while another note appeared and said:
In the multiverse, where ever you are RDJ you are married to Susan Downey and where ever you are Tony Stark you are with Pepper Potts. Same goes for the others. I mean there are exceptions, like in one universe Peter was with a girl called Gwen Stacy. She died, I think, I can't remember.
"Ok." No one knew how to feel about this. Peter was kind of weirded out, because he did not know what to think.
"Well, one things for sure, you have a beautiful family." said Clint.
"Yeah, I am sure you're a great dad." said Scott.
"Of course he is, he's Mr. Stark!" said Peter.
"You would know." said Sam.
"Thanks people, Bambi.
Flash was confused and asked, "What does that mean?"
He was ignored.
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"Signed like a billionaire." said Nat.
"I do everything like the billionaire I am." replied Tony.
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"Peter?" said Betty.
"Peter?" said Jason.
"Peter?" said Abe.
"Peter?" said Cindy.
"Peter?" said Mr. Harrington.
"I love your life Peter!" said Ned.
"Still a loser." said Mj.
"Thanks Mj." said Peter.
"Wait, how.... what is Penis Parker doing with Iron Man?"
"What did you call my intern and favorite kid, Trash?"
"Its Flash." he mumbled.
"Whatever Sparkle, you don't call my kid anything or god forbid I'll end up in prison for first degree murder of a minor. Do we understand each other?" threatened Tony.
"Listen here, Eugene, I did a background check, and my name maybe Happy but your making me very unhappy. And I am a boxer and the head of security of Stark Industries and I have a gun. So stop."
Peter was happy to see that Happy actually liked him (no pun intended).
"We will have a chat about this Mr. Thompson." said Mr. Harrington.
"And I would like to be present there too." said May.
Turning to Peter she said, "Why didn't you tell anyone about this?"
"Uh-"
"Yeah Underoos, why didn't you?" said Tony, smirking a little.
"Can we please talk later?"
Hearing the desperation in his voice they turned to the screen deciding to interrogate him later.
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864 words.
A/N: Three chapters in a day, lucky people you are. Bye.
