Offline ? Sapnap

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UMI DONATED 20$
how does it feel to be the dad of purpled, tommy, and tubbo now

"HAHAHAHA" I laughed. "Well, Tommy hates me, Purpled is always beating my ass in bed wars, and Tubbo is ... well, Tubbo." He paused. "My sons!" He nodded as I pat his shoulder. "I love those guys." I smiled.

LMAO_SYDNEY CHEERED x2000
how did he ask you out

"Who said he was the one who asked?" I had a sassy tone as he gave me a side eye. "Oh shut up. Chat, I asked her out, come on now. I'm not coward!" He laughed.

"Storytime!" I exclaimed laughed as he brought his hands together.

"So" He sat up in his chair. "Originally, I asked Maisie during the uhh... SMP date after her Love or Host.. in the book that she didn't show on stream." He smiled. "Obviously, she said yes because she can't resist me-" He said as I scoffed. "She did say yes then, but when the stream ended we both decided to leave out the label and just.... go on from there." He explained. "So, we weren't technically dating... I guess you can say."

"SO THEN-" He continued. "I took Maisie to dinner two days ago ... on theee.." He checked his phone. "22nd and then we both just ...... yeah." He finished the story.

"Beautiful, amazing storyS" I clapped making him smirk.

JANUARY DONATED 10$
maisie do you ever realize how much you laugh around him

"Alright, you know what-" I paused and held a finger out.
"To be fair, I laugh at everything." I raised my eyebrows, as I stated my argument.

"No, I'm just funny." He disagreed ....... making me laugh.
"STOP IT." I blushed on stream once again, hiding my face in embarrassment.

MRWORLDWIDE DONATED 20$
hi sapnap i love you please date me instead

"Mr Worldwide??" He said aloud making me look up at his stream. "Pitbull!" I smirked. "He has a nice head."

"He really does." I nodded and took a sip of my tea.

ANARCHY11 DONATED 35$
what'd you guys get each other for christmas??

"That's a surprise." We both said in unison.

"WAIT YOU GOT ME SOMETHING-" He quickly turned his head to me. "Well, yeah??" I looked back at him with a "duh" expression.

"What's you get me?" He questioned. "Uhh, That's a surprise?!?" I squinted my eyes.

"ANYWAYS-" I looked back at the stream. "I love his present!" I smiled, opening my bottle of iced tea once again.

"Is it lingerie?" He laughed and whispered in my ear, probably not loud enough for the stream to hear.

"PEHSHA KARA KEAKEA" I spat and coughed my drink out onto the floor beside me, avoiding his monitors.

"SAPNAP!" I yelled his online name since we were streaming. He caught me so off guard as he continued to laugh at what just happened.

I wiped my face as he took my wet glasses off my face wiping them for me before I snatched them back from him and stared at him in irritation, while he kept laughing.

"I hate you." I shook my head.
"Mhm." He nodded.

"What did I say?" He read the chat. "NOTHING" I shouted as he went back into a fit of laughter. "CHAT, HE SAID NOTHING." I looked at him before flipping him off.

"I will say and admit that it wasn't very appropriate." He held his hands up in defense and shrugged. "No, you didn't say anything." I elbowed his side.

CABBAGE DONATED 20$
maisie can i see your jewelry

"Huh-" I looked up. "OH!" I got excited.

"Okay so." I sat up straight and began smiling. "I have three piercings on both my ears, and then my cartilage on my right ear." I pointed at my ears, showing the stream.

"This tiny gold key necklace I got from my grandma, this plain gold chain, and this small GOLF butterfly necklace." I showed my neck to the face cam. "Yeah, I'm a good girl."

"Then, on my hands, I have this ring on my middle finger from my mom, but I always end up losing it cause it's too big, but I'm trying to get that fixed." I paused to take a breath.

"These rings from random thrift stores." I pointed at my left hand.

"Oh, and then this pinkie ring, that me George, Dream, and He-" I pointed at Sapnap. "All got together to match!" I finished with a smile.

"Yeah, sorry I have a lot." I held a thumbs up.

"Ring!" Sapnap held up his pinkie and showed his matching ring band. "YEAH!" I smiled. "It's just black." He showed it to the camera as I added my pinkie finger beside his, showing my black band ring again before we did a pinkie promise gesture.

RANBOOBS DONATED 20$
just get married and have 12 kids already ffs

"HUH-" He was caught off guard. "WOAH-" I looked up. "UHHH, SURE!" He held a thumbs up.

"WHAT-" I shot a look at him. "Calm down, cowboy." I laughed, taking a sip of my tea while he just smiled.

BRIANNA DONATED 20$
UH OH, A MISTLETOE HAS ENTERED THE STREAM WOAHHHHH

We stared at the dono and laughed, refusing to do it in front of .... 83,000 viewers but instead he kissed my temple instead. I eyed him down as he smiled like he was proud, before I rolled my eyes and shook my head. "WELL CHAT, THE STREAM HAS BEEN FUN-" I began to clap.

"WAIT MAISIE NO-"

"UHH, YEAH SAPNAP WILL BE ENDING THE STREAM SHORTLY, RAIDING NIKI NIHACHU" I was completely ignoring his complaining.

He wrapped his arms around my body, bear hugging me as he brought me closer to him, telling me to not end the stream.

"SHHHH." He pet my hair. "It's only been an hour SHHH!!!" He continued as ai laughed at him getting scared that I was gonna end the stream... Which I was gonna do.

My head was laid on his shoulder and he rested his head on my head as we both laughed. I squished his face cheek and smiled back at the stream. "Lil cheeks!" I smiled wide as his face was smushed together in my hands.

"CHAT, LOOK AT HIM!" I smiled as I felt him look down and laugh under his breath, probably blushing which made me smile.

"HA OKAY, BYE GUYS!" I laughed and stopped the stream, to raid Niki. "MAISIE?!!" He was caught off guard.

"BOOM, MERRY CHRISTMAS!" I pat his head and got up to use the bathroom.

authors note
okay yeah , i decided to write this when karl started streaming so i'm just vibing
m if you think this is cringe , .. i agree

update: dec 30, 2023
revamped this one all while on the toilet. Fighting for my life! This book is so funny to me