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682-1: I am not revealing my age.

5205: 682...

682-1: ... I am not revealing it, because I have lost the count already, it would be at least 100, maybe 1000? 10000? I don't even know.

2599: Is that really you? I thought, that you forgot about me...

iamPESTILENCE

939: I hate it, because I look like a dog, and players are still treating me like one

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939: I hate it, because I look like a dog, and players are still treating me like one.

079: It is fine, but some players are really mad when I kill them.

106: I agree, but only some of them.

096: I hate it, I am shown in there as a monster and it is depressing.

5205: 173 says, that she doesn't mind it.

049: It is alright to play, but it takes way longer to create a zombie than this.

5205: Pretty good, thanks. We have created a Dyson's Sphere around the Sun and we are expanding even further.

106: Ah shit, fine...

Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be
You're single, perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - she's super not
Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my resume
You want a background check, okay
First name hot, and last name bitch
Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
And all I gotta say is...

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, fuck me

Boy, you think love is a game
And it drives me really insane
Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number four - I got cute brows
You don't see it? I don't know how
Reason number five - I got more personality than all your types
Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella
I said, "Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?"

La, la, la love me
Your love is my drug can't you see
I love you why don't you love me
Invisible to everybody
I'm sick and tired of this shit
I just want a relationship
And all I gotta say is

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E love me
And hug me
And touch me
And, well, no

Hold up wait a minute
You think I'm just a toy?
Well you are just a boy
And your love is a decoy
I really think you need some help
Cause now I'm taken by myself
And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - you're super not
Reason number three - I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot

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