Banging my head into my hands, I laughed before undeafening and listening back into the VC , to actually hear crying noises from Alex.
"FUCK YOU MAISIE!" He cried. "JUST LISTEN TO THE SONG!!" He yelled at me.
"If I somehow end back up on that disgusting instagram page again, I am deleting you all from my life." I scolded, referring to TikTokRoom. "1 2 3 Go." I adjusted my headphones, taking a deep breath to prepare myself.
"WOOOO POPPING OFF!!!" George suddenly began.
"Oh my god." I mumbled, hiding another laugh that I felt was as coming.
"YEAH, UH." Quackity. went one
"BRYCEEEE, YOU. ARE NOT NICE" Karl sang.
"WOAHHHHH"
"BRYCE. LET ME MELT YOU LIKE YOURE ICE!" Dream continued.
"This is so ass." I mumbled to my stream and laughed.
"BRYCE, LET ME PUT YOU IN SOME RICE OHHHH" George laughed at his verse.
"BRYCE, I KNOW YOU GOT A LOT OF LICE" Quackity piled on to it.
"BRYCE LEMME TELL YOU TWICE, WOOOO, I WILL CUT YOU, MAYBE EVEN SLICE????" I heard Nick sing.
"BRO, THIS IS SO STUPID?!" I laughed into my hands, tears forming in my eyes.
"YEAH!" Quackity sang. "BRYCE HALL, YOURE KNOWN FOR SHAKING BALLS....to nine year olds on tiktok scrolling on their for you page you weird american man you scare me yeah you're very weird oooohhhh YEAHHHH" He lost his rhythm as he sang until he was out of breath.
"ILL HAVE SAPNAP RAIL YOUR MOM WOOOOOAAAAHHH"
"KARLS RHYMES ARE BOMB WOAAAAHHH"
"YOUTUBE.COM ..... SLASH DREAM"
"SAPNAP WILL TAKE YOUR ASS TO PROM .. WOAHHHHH"
"BRYCE, YOU NEED TO BE MORE CALM YEAHHHH"
Alex continued to sing as the guys cheered him on in the call. All I was able to do was accept my defeat since I let them do this while I was live.
"YEAHHHH... Bryce Hall...." He finally finished.
"...Are you done..." I stared at my screen in tears as the music played out.
"WOOOOOOO!" George laughed and clapped as the music stopped. "POPPED OFF!!!" Karl cheered.
"FUCK BRYCE HALL!!" Quackity yelled even louder.
"BIG Q NO-" I slammed my desk, hiding my face into my palms once again. "Gosh, I wait to see 12 year olds call this amazing diss track a load of shit!" I made fun of them.
"But- that was actually beautiful." I looked at my face cam. "I'm crying." I laughed, taking off my glasses to wipe my eyes from laughing too hard.
"I killed that shit." Alex said into his mic. "Fucking KILLED that shit!"
"Something definitely died, that's for sure!" I said sarcastically. "But you killed it" I nodded. "Hella, killed it."
Quackity began laughing again as he played the track once more. Him and the guys all began dancing on the server, crouching and jumping around, hitting each other as well.
Beginning to smile at the sigh, I quickly joined along, going into F5 mode as I kept spamming my shift button to crouch.
SAPNAP DONATED 20,000!
i love you
"WAIT- WHAT THE FUCK." I almost spat out the water I was drinking. "SAPNAP!?-" I screamed in shock as water spilled onto my floor. "NICK?!??!!"
"HAHAHA." I heard his laugh in the VC.
"HUH? WHAT??" I looked at facecam and wiped my face.
"What happened?" George asked confused, clearly not watching my stream. "You're welcome." Nick laughed.
"iM-??? THANK YOU??" I said, clearly freaking out.
"Huh-" Karl mumbled.
"This dumbass just sent me 20k-" I wheezed. "What the hell?!" I sat back down, trying to process what just happened.
"WAIT, ME NEXT ME NEXT??" Karl asked zz
"No." Nick replied.
"I love you too-???" I rubbed my temple, shaking my head. "You're actually fucking crazy."
"Simpnap!" George laughed.
"True!!!" Dream added.
"Jesus christ." I brought my face back into the palms of my hands. "I don't even know how to move on from that." I laughed. "CHAAATTTT!" I panicked.
"Continue streaming!" Nick said. "Nothing happened!" He laughed, making me blush like an idiot.
"So, Do I make my house now?" I adjusted my glasses, mumbling into my mic. My heart still racing.
"Can we help?" Karl asked.
"As long as George doesn't, yeah." I said before laughing.
"UGH, WHATEVER." George was offended.
"Cry about it." I continued to bully him.
"You know what, I'm just gonna leave." He fake cried. "Okay, bye!" I waved, even though he probably wasn't watching my stream so he didn't see.
"Wait! No!!" He got sad.
"Bye George!" Dream laughed.
"NO-"
"BYE GEORGIE" Karl went along with it. "I'm not leaving!" He shouted. "But, you said you were." Sapnap brought it up.
"I actually hate you guys."
"Alright." I laughed before quickly going on deafen again, turning back to my stream labs briefly.
"SOPHIE WITH THE 100 GIFTED!" I smiled. "THANK YOU SO MUCH!" I took a breath. "Hearts in the chat for Petra and the Prime" I laughed, continuing to interact with my stream.
authors note
i wrote a shit disstrack for those who wanted an actual disstrack from those idiots, that's how much i love you guys LOOOOOOOLLL , idk
update; dec 30, 2023
this is actually so KENSHSHSHS
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