Written by tastymintoreos
"Jack Diogee," Alastor said, "the results are in..."
"Alright, I'm ready to go to hell," Jack said as he fortnight danced to his couch and turned his Cum Zone music on again.
"Jack... you passed your vibe check. You passed with absolute flying colors. Ten out of ten👌," Alastor said.
"How'd you say that emoji your mouth?"
"Because I am a hot cannibal," Alastor replied. "Teenage girls go wild for that shit!"
"Legit."
"And now, you can too," Alastor said, smacking Jack with his staff. "Since so few people can pass their vibe check, you are now allowed to be sexualized and fetishized by teen girls too!"
"Oh boy!" Jack exclaimed. "It's what I've always wanted!"
Alastor handed him the staff and with that, disappeared into nothingness.
Jack stared down at himself and watched as he transformed into the Radio Demon. He checked his pants. "POGGERS! I got a long ass pp!"
And that's how Jack lived out his life.
The end.