All 2nd year students were again, in the same giant hall. The front row was occupied by the same 4 people.
"Where are we? Again?"
"Don't threaten us that we'll be forced to move our stuff here for 1 week!?"
"Are we gonna like, camp here?!"
Later on, a seemingly adult male human figure of about 175-180+cm leaped out of the portal beside the giant screen.
"Welcome back, nothing new. Don't worry, no one's camping here or sleeping here overnight, but guess what? I brought some drinks, just go to the front to collect them before it starts."
At least he was acting like a nice guy. Who knows what would he put in the drinks?
The center of the circular bench did not elevate. It was low as always, and Ayanokouji would be seating with his class this time. Strangely, Hirata was not around as his parents requested the school to take him to the Czech Republic for a week for whatever reason.
"Where's Hirata?"
"All the better he isn't here, so I'll show a scene of him."
It was 12AM, Day 11. The class had already survived for 10 days on the Uninhabited Island and had 5 more days left. Hirata woke up just to go to the toilet initially, so he made his footsteps quiet through the entire distance to the cardboard box of a toilet bowl. He then wasted his unopened plastic bottle to wash his hands, to perform an incredible night act he wanted to later on.
"Night act? Right outside the tent?"
"The plastic bottle left there is like a giveaway, wouldn't it be safer if he brought it with him?"
Since Yukimura and Okitani were on patrol that night, Hirata crept into the tent sneakily without making a pin-drop sound. He pretended to sleep while waiting for the noise to die down and for everyone else in the tent to sleep. Hirata could feign sleep surprisingly well, than an average person, and since he was a innocent-looking charming ikemen, he would be beyond suspicion to a certain extent or for a certain amount of time.
"Hirata-kun isn't like that!"
"Don't tell me he'll betray our class like that!"
"Kukuku this's getting interesting. Defectives always get distracted by wacky hijinks, kukuku."
"Kore wa kore wa, ikemen-san..."
He really could not control his sexual urges at that point. A dangerous beast was revealed, but it was dangerous to the boys instead. In other words, a homo who just happened to have an erection at the wrong time.
Most of the boys screamed.
"Even Hashimoto isn't immune to this."
"Now you said it!"
"He's not so good-looking yet I bet he gets eaten by that beast! That's how scary homos are!"
"Fufufu Hashimoto-kun did- where is he?"
The platform elevated to show Hashimoto in a snowglobe, buried in snow till above the shoulder. The whole hall erupted into chaotic laughter. His popularity intensified in a bad way.
"I wanted to do this to Hirata-san but he isn't here at the moment, so I don't wanna waste the snow so I picked someone else."
The virtual man paused the video and sipped his cola.
It was 1AM. Hirata woke up and slowly opened one of the boy's bags to steal a transparent balloon and cream. A sane person would wonder why Hirata would risk his life to steal unworthy ordinary objects, even though he seemed very intrigued.
"WHAT?! So all this time it was Hirata who did it? How disgusting! I shouldn't trust men either!"
Yukimura could not help but to remember that time his condom and lube was stolen.
"I could only feel sorry for that dude."
"At least he didn't go all the way to Class A's base to steal a certain someone's stuff then."
"So you're talking about stealing a juicy mango there? Man, it makes me hungry!"
In other words, he went into the bag of Yukimura, ransacked it and stole a condom and a bottle of improvised lubricant, planning to masturbate.
"Oh my fuck god that Hirata better clean everything up, I can't imagine my lotion bottle being so cumstained."
"Hirata-kun won't do such a thing..."
"He just wants to have alone time... poor Hirata-kun."
Two of his fangirls tried to defend Hirata but they did not know any better about the situation.
He could run on his own imagination about having a threesome with two other ikemen.
"Eww! Hirata-kun is gay!"
"We have zero chance with him! Let's go find another better man..."
"Man, this guy's nuts."
"Bro I don't wanna land in his danger zone."
I can't wait any longer for the golden moment to come. I can't believe I'm doing this. It was vulgar and full of profanity. But I really want to open the gate of freedom, just like what Ike and his friends were like last year.
"I don't know how Hirata came to that logic..."
"Ike you pervert lecher-"
"Maybe in the eyes of such an ugly woman!"
There goes Ike and Shinohara's occasional interruption.
This time, my urges were breaking the last barrier I trapped them in. The big day to release my dreams. I really wanted to be in a threesome with two ikemen. I can't believe I win the girls in scoring men, and even more than one man at the same time.
"Aww Hirata-kun wants to be our romantic rival."
"We can't believe we have eyes for our romantic rival."
"Hirata-kun why don't you tell us earlier? We're not against it."
"Hirata isn't even here, you're more like saying to to the guy in the fishbowl up there."
"Can I go back down already? I'm freezing cold!"
Hashimoto lazily shouted, his usual polite Japanese speech probably picked up from his boss and class leader Sakayanagi has somewhat degraded and sounded forced. Everyone else could only hear a faint mumble from him.
None of the guys should know this either, the two other men are even more hot and beautiful than any of them, I would totally die for two Adonises than bearing the disgusting thoughts of having sex with my classmates.
"None of us wants to have sex with Hirata that dirty ikemen!"
"We're totally heterosexual!"
"Go back to your own fantasies in Czech Republic squeaky fly Hirata-boy."
Aaaaahhhh, I can feel my own penis outclassed by the both of them, now my turn to suck those. My own is worthless, I feel so good being the baby boy of the trio. Ouch, too rough, please go easy... my cock hurts! I guess I had to stop, doing it for too long draws suspicion.
Most of the students and teachers blushed.
"Eeeee!"
"Woah!"
"Sae-chan don't you wanna expel him?"
"Don't worry, I had my yuri moments when I was younger."
"Awww, Sae-chan! You're into it too!"
"Get off me or else-"
Hirata then went up again to the 'toilet', this time to wash the lube bottle with the remaining water from the plastic bottle he left there. He was sure no guys woke up before he left to pee in there, so he felt brave enough to skip the assumption and tipped the bottle, using the remaining 500ml to wash the bottle and also his hands. He dried the bottle with a clean towel of his, and did an okay job of putting the bottle back and arranging the stuff in Yukimura's bag as like before he messed it up. Sadly, the condom can't be helped as the wrapper was opened.
"I demand him to pay me what he owed though, but too bad he escaped to Czech Republic. Okay, okay at least I trust the bottle it did look like it had enough water. And at least he used his own towel. But not enough to trick me from thinking literally no one robbed my bag."
"Aren't cumstains the hardest to wash aside from blood?"
"Eww! Blood! I shouldn't trust bloody hands of wome-"
Shinohara threw an eggplant at that boy.
"Oww... i-i-I take it back, it w-was a sudden irrational thought."
"Of course it's disgusting! But their hygiene standards are still higher than yours you lousy boy!"
"Shinohara-san, can I limit your usage of my eggplant?"
"Fine, Karuizawa-san."
Yukimura and Okitani came back to the tent, and too bad Hirata did not zip the bag. Something must go amiss.
"How... how's my bag opened? Okitani! Women are hard to trust, they went in and stole my balloon somehow!"
"I owe an apology to the girls."
"What balloon?"
"The big C!"
"Ohh, I see."
"Wake up boys, this is urgent! Let's investigate the matter by raiding the girls's tent!"
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"Wake up! Could everyone please come out for some time?!"
From a seemingly nerdy person, Yukimura surprisingly had some audacity enough to drive bass boosted music to suicide. It was so loud that the girls were practically frantic and screaming inside, reluctant to open the zip.
"Hey! What the hell perverts!"
"We aren't perverts!"
"You're the disgusting annoying ones!"
"Shut up, you really are perverted!"
"I dare you say that to Hashimoto in front! We can't hear him besides,"
Hashimoto: *sniff* I'm really dying in here... send halp
"Ooh mango boy tried his luck on Karuizawa! And guess what? He can't even bake a creampie for her!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Mou... stop this is embarassing..."
"Total lech Hashimoto-kun!"
Hashimoto: *drowns in snow* welp I'm now a snowball man
"See that? He sunk into the snow on its own!"
"I wonder how physics is defied by a Class A defec-"
"Fufufu it's still Hashimoto who does the dirty work, I suppose you call him defective all you want. But if your intention is to start a civil war I will let Dragon-boy sign this contract."
"I'll crush you alive if you keep calling me Dragon-boy."
"Alright, commercial break. I'll pause it for a while to show you something cooler."
*illustration of Ryuuen, Hashimoto and Kanzaki 'peeing'*
"How's life after losing the battle?"
"What battle?"
"None of women's business."
"Heh. Ask T-rex he's the winner after all."
"I wonder what a T-rex is."
"Me too."
"I wanna know too!"
"It's obvious enough, you stupid ladies who can't even get a hint about what it is. Women are emotional creatures who get all irrational when triggered-"
"You-"
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"Has anyone saw a balloon? I knew one of you has it! I don't care who put it there, I demand you all to search your own bags this instant."
The girls did it sloppily, some even rubbing their eyes but none of them found the condom. The search was foolproof and accurate already, but the boys judged their search as them hiding something by the cues they give.
"Seriously we searched for nothing..."
"Right. At least we showed the truth."
"Come on, we were really tired back then."
"I swear there's no such balloon in my bag!"
Shinohara was the first to react after she searched her bag.
"Shinohara, I didn't take you for the kind of person who would steal guy's stuff. You seem to be more of a pervert than I am though."
Ike retaliated. It was surprising that came from him of all people, as he and the other boys were blamed for stealing Karuizawa's panties last year.
"b-But that's not true!"
"Hirata, search the girls's bags while I go back and take a look!"
Yukimura shouted while he ran back to the boys's tent and told the remaining boys there to search their bags.Yukimura shouted while he ran back to the boys's tent and told the remaining boys there to search their bags.
"Dude, did you find any condom?"
"There's nothin' bro."
"Geez..."
"See I told ya, it's not with me!"
The boys were having a frustrated chat with one another meanwhile the girls were suffering injustice from a distance. After the search, all the boys were gathered in the tent, falling back asleep. However, Yukimura found his condom wrapper near the toilet.
"Who could've done this..."
He wondered loudly, everyone in earshot could hear it faintly.
"Okitani! Did you see anyone leaving the tent during our duty?"
"Nope!"
"At least I did my patrol duty. Hirata is truly an enigma."
"I trusted Okitani somehow."
"That must be... one of us guys did it! Guys! Please gather behind the tent!"
All boys, this time, formed a circle not far from the back of the tent discussing who was the culprit. Even Hirata bore the guilt and could not easily hide it, as he looked extra worried compared to his usual self.
"So it's Hirata-kun, not us! How can they be a bunch of idiots..."
"It was him all along!"
"Kukuku, as expected of Class D. Even 'X' dosen't want to interfere. Why don't Ishizaki infiltrate the tent earlier?"
"s-Sorry, Ryuuen-san..."
"Hirata, why the weird face?"
Sudou called out to Hirata.
"Hirata must be the culprit!"
Ike pointed at Hirata suddenly, jumping to the conclusion that Hirata was indeed the one who stole Yukimura's condom. It was up to Hirata to defend himself this time.
"Yukimura-kun, why would you bring a condom in the first place? This has nothing to do with me, but there is no such thing in my bag. Please search my bag all you want!"
"Poor Hirata-kun... he's just like us, teens who don't know any better."
"Shut up random fangirl. I'm trying to watch."
She threw a beer can at the delusional fangirl.
Hirata pleaded desperately, trying to look and sound like an innocent little boy. He went into the tent and brought his bag to the boys for them to search it.
"He hid it somewhere else! Search his pockets!"
"Dude there's really nothing a balloon in his bag, could it be that he left it somewhere?"
"Correction: Someone actually used my condom and I found it near the cardboard toilet. I really need my 70000 private points back from that certain someone who did it. That condom is really expensive."
Yukimura addressed the actual problem, making Hirata slightly falter and break out of his shell.
"Hirata must be the culprit, he didn't even try to calm us down when we're arguing!"
"Hirata, how was it to be out-of-character?"
A student shouted at the globe, mistaking him to be Hirata in there.
"He isn't in there!"
"Frozen mango deserves it either way."
"Man, I'm thirsty... and there's no mango juice to lighten the mood."
"Alright, I'll bring mango juice next time. Most of the drinks are melting. Sure don't want them?"
"It's okay."
"Right bro!"
"Nice observo dude!"
"Hirata, any last words?"
"Serves Hirata right. It's just like an execution scene!"
The boys laughed to ease some tension, trying to sound smart when they realized Hirata was suspicious because he wasn't his usual self at that time.
"u-Um... it wasn't me... I just can't make a tough call that's all. I don't want to get beaten up in your fights, or else it would be troublesome for me and we would lose 100 class points.""u-Um... it wasn't me... I just can't make a tough call that's all. I don't want to get beaten up in your fights, or else it would be troublesome for me and we would lose 100 class points."
"Woah he's breaking down! One more step closer to being a crybaby!"
"Hirata-kun may be guilty but what rights do you have to call him a crybaby?"
"Yeah right! You insensitive boys!"
"o-Oh, maybe I'll buy the excuse."
"Fine, I'll believe you."
"Hirata being Hirata I'll take it then."
"The 'Hirata says so' but the buys took it too? How naive, kukuku. Class D is full of unbelievable blockheads."
"Even the boys believe Hirata..."
"Popularity certainly does no work that way."
"You're unpopular yourself."
"Shut up!"
Suddenly, a very muscular and beautiful figure came flying down to a nearby tree. He has the signature all-back shoulder-length light blonde hair, every strand neatly in place as the wind blew his hair respectfully without ruining the position of each strand. 'Messy hair' was never in his vocabulary. His smile was totally symmetrical, confident and brilliant. His appearance was simply beyond words of description. He was the chad of the entire school, and delivered a massive ultimatum made of justice.
"Heh. Ungrateful people who wouldn't submit when grazed with my presence."
The chad revealed himself to be Kouenji Rokusuke, and simply jumped from the approximately 5-metre tall tree to the ground without any harm. He than yanked Hirata into the sky, causing him to land into the nearby sea.
"Fufu that small fly Hirata-boy has nothing on this, I came to save the day to stop the annoying chatter interrupting the rising sun of scenic beauty."
"Yukimura-boy, I promise to pay you back 1 private point. My job here is done."
Kouenji then disappeared by leaping back into the forest and used a plastic bottle to shower himself.
The next day, it was just as usual and the girls did not know any of this. Since Hirata landed on water, he should be fine and not have any visible injury or a concussion too. At least an unlucky scapegoat should bear the job of paying Yukimura back his 69999 though.
"At least I hope he's fine though."
"D'oh that must hurt!"
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"I demand Hirata to sleep outside the tent for the remaining duration of the exam!"
Yukimura called the boys out and shouted.
"What?"
"Dude, was it really him?"
"There's no such proof yet, but I suspect he stole my condom. Since I don't have my phone with me, I want you guys to believe me I saw Hirata's pouch wet!"
"Man, I feel like an idiot. Ya know I'm not the one who feels any disturbance in the force, but this-"
"Yeah, I didn't even notice. That stupid Hirata didn't even bother to turn his pouch upside down if he wanted to protect his secret life."
"Don't you dare insult Hirata-kun!"
"Isn't it natural for guys to wet their beds? We're all guys right, Yukimura-kun?"
"True, but you're the one who screwed it all up."
"Everyone and their girlfriends does it on a proper bed but you dared to do it in your pouch. Stop making us look so bad."
"Then how did my lotion bottle go down so fast? I don't remember lending it to anyone or using it, so I'm suspecting it's you?"
The boys continued to argue while suddenly Ishizaki went inside the tent and stole the leader, Yukimura Keisei's key card. Ishizaki may look overweight but he somehow managed to escape in time although clumsily.
"Kukuku, I should be lucky Ishizaki even clears this stage, like my life depends on it."
"There's a tinge of sarcasm there, Dragonb-"
"Just address me normally-"
Kouenji sprang from his seat and bounced around while Ryuuen left to chase him.
"Heheheh, Dragon-boy being a snail here."
"Oi!"
It was an interesting sight to watch.
"Move over a bit so you wouldn't block the screen?"
They strangely listened and went back to their seat.
After debating, the boys went back to help the class carry out the activities. But Yukimura went back to the tent to check his suspicion one last time. Something worse happened, as expected. They all left the tent unguarded. Too bad he did not place his key card in the second zipper where it reduces the chance of the key card being found. Since it was no longer with him, he told the entire class.
"That Hirata... is it all Ryuuen's plan or something?"
"The existence of Hirata Yousuke didn't appear in my vocabulary, kukuku."
"ATTENTION. THE KEY CARD IS STOLEN. I REPEA-"
Most of the reactions came from the girls, noisy as always. Now the fragile union of the class has been broken, all teamwork gone to waste. Here they go again, arguing as always.
"Fufufu, as always the defectives' dispute."
Ishizaki went deep in the forest where all of a sudden Ryuuen pulled his shoulder towards him. Katsuragi, now Ryuuen's classmate, was alongside him too.
"Kukuku, good try Ishizaki."
"Kukuku forget what I just said. Fatty being fatty always fails here."
"r-Ryuuen-san, can I plead you not to call me-"
Ryuuen immediately poured spirit wine on Ishizaki's face.
"There, the face of a real victim."
"w-w-Well, it's my luck."
"Luck? You messed up actually, kukuku."
Ishizaki showed them the key card. Although the key card was genuine,
"Looks like that class changed their leader. The key card isn't viable anymore."
"To who?"
"Did Horikita do this?"
"Horikita-san, you saved us on time."
"It was Ayanokouji-kun's plan all along."
Ayanokouji fell speechless.
"Kukuku, we'll see about it."
Ayanokoji offered to break Yukimura's leg as a minor injury because his key card was stolen, allowing the class a chance to change leader. The new leader was now Hirata Yousuke, he gets to receive a new key card despite him being the one screwing the class up. For class 2-B to guess who was the current leader was up to their luck.
"I promise Keisei magically recovers from a femur fracture. Don't worry, it was Horikita's plan, she told me to break his leg."
"Kiyopon, you're so brave!"
"Horikita-san is truly a genius."
"i-i-I a-Agree..."
"Horikita-san how did you break his leg?"
"I simply have nothing to do with this."
"Class D being Class D. It's so sad for me t-to process they decided to s-s-sacrifice someone just to change t-their plans..."
"Ichinose-san... what happened to you?"
"Don't worry~! She has her downsides too!"
Of all people, Ichinose suddenly sounded quite heartless. Or it might just be her feeling too pitiful for the defective class. But since she was on the verge of crying her classmates went to comfort her.
"But what's more important is that we excel in the exam. There's two days left. Do you enjoy the outdoors or not."
"Eh? This is Ayanokouji-kun's way of communicating."
Hashimoto: (muffled) *sad mango noises*
"Sir, please free my student."
"Can you at least please free Hashimoto? Overfrozen mangoes taste much worse than normal ones."
"I'll put him somewhere else this time, he looks like he's suffering from hypothermia."