Sid walked lazily to the academy the next day, really not feeling the morning.
She glared at people who had smiles on their faces, a permanent scowl on her features. Her eyebags were more noticable now, and normally she wouldn't care, but she knew if they got worse people would ask her why she wasn't getting any sleep.
And she preferred to not tell people. Hell, she preferred to not think of it at all. Those damn things may rule the night, but they sure as the Chungus won't rule her day.
As she walked, she seen the pink haired brat up ahead. She sighed aloud, internally groaning when she seen the girl be so chirpy, happily greeting others as if it was a natural occurrence.
It made Sid shiver in disgust.
"Would you give it a rest?" She said loudly, making the girl stop in her tracks.
"Huh?" The girl turned around, pointing at herself. "Me?"
"Yeah, you. Do you see me looking at anyone else?"
"Erm-no...hey, wait! You're that one new girl in my class, Sid, right?" The girl smiled fakely. 'CHAAA!! SHE'S THE ONE WHO INSULTED MY SASUKE-KUN!!'
Sid eyed her smile, seeing enough of ones exactly like it to know how the girl was.
She grouched, sagging her shoulders, hands in her pockets.
"You don't have to do that." She yawned, taking a hand out of a pocket to cover her mouth.
Can't let people know I got sum of that foul, soul dying breathe. I need an apple. Or some dango.
"What do you mean?" She asked.
Sid scratched her cheek. "Do I have to spell it out for you?"
She deadpanned, sighing when she seen the girl stay confused.
"You don't have to be a fake bitch. I know you don't like me, so it's better if you just say it. Healthy for the soul, ya'know?"
"Excuse me?" The pink haired girl's eye twitched, her smile twisting. It looked strained, now.
"You heard me." Sid said dryly, walking past the girl. "Just say you don't like me, or don't. I don't really care. Your fake smile just annoys the shit out of me."
Sid put then put her hand up, waving at her.
"See ya at the academy." She yawned once again.
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Sid walked into the academy, wiping her eyes.
She threw her apple core right on Iruka's desk, which he didn't take lightly.
"Hey! Throw this thing in the trash right now!"
"No can do, sensei. You see, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I'm irritated. I'm tihungitated."
Iruka became confused on the last one, but he shook it off.
"Doesn't matter. You need to throw away your trash!"
"Why don't you do it since you're complaining?" Sid sat down.
"Wha-no! That's disgusting!"
"Why?"
"It was in your mouth!"
"And? I bet you've had-nope, nevermind." Sid quickly dismissed her previous thought, realizing it was impossible.
"What? What were you going to say?" Iruka question with a brow raised.
"Nothing."
"No, tell me."
"You won't like it."
"I want to know, so tell me."
"I dunno..."
"I am your sensei! Tell me right n-"
"I was gonna say that I bet you've had pussy in your mouth before, but then I realized you're probably a virgin."
"I-" Iruka blushed in embarrassment. "I-"
"It's okay, you don't need to say anything. I get it, Virgin-sensei."
"I-I am not a-"
"Don't lie. You've got innocence written all over you." Sid looked him up and down.
"Y-you're just a student! You don't know anything!"
"Are you assuming I haven't had sex before?"
Iruka stopped himself, pausing in his words.
"Wha-wha-I-huh? What?! OF COURSE YOU'RE A VIRGIN! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO-to..." Iruka became scared at the smirk on Sid's face.
He cleared his throat, forcing his blushing face to calm down as he went back to his desk.
During his conversation with Sid, more of his students arrived. He grabbed his clipboard and looked around the room, spotting all of the students he taught and passed down the Will of Fire.
And then there's Sid.
He sweatdropped before he began to speak.
"The academy entrance exam will now commence!" Iruka looked at his clipboard.
"Shino Aburame!"
Sid blinked boredly, watching as a dude with a high collared long sleeved shirt went up.
She yawned again. Man, I need to get some sleep. Or I'll be seriously tired.
She noticed Naruto sweating over on the other side of the classroom, muttering to himself. She took a glance at her seatmate, the boy with a duck kink himself.
"Hey, Kinkass." The Uchiha hardly took a glance at her. "I'm gonna go see what the dealio is with Nemo, 'ya dig?"
He didn't look at her, causing her to huff.
"Fine. Be that way, duckass bitch." She seen him glare at her with a single glance, and she made sure that he seen her smug ass face before she trotted off to Naruto.
"Hey, Nardo." Sid walked over to him, looking down at him.
"It's Naruto!" Naruto raised a fist as Sid sat down beside him.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, what's wrong?" Sid asked curiously.
Naruto blushed in embarrassment.
"E-eh?! Nothing's wrong, idiot! I'm as awesome as ever!"
"You wanna call me that again, assface? 'Cause if so, I can take my cultured shit and leave since you don't wanna tell me what the deal is with you." Sid stood back up, ready to leave.
Naruto watched her with wide eyes before frantically grabbing her hand.
"W-wait! I...I just..." He lowered his head. "I'm...afraid I'm gonna fail..."
Sid tilted her head, looking at him like he was joking. She snorted, making Naruto look at her with an offended look on his face.
"Huh!? It's not funny, believe it! I really wanna pass this time!!"
Sid shook her head in amusement before locking eyes with him. Naruto gulped at the look she gave him.
"Is that really what you're worried about? Who gives a flying fuck if you pass this lame ass test or not? You think it proves how great a ninja you are?"
Naruto pursed his lips, about to nod before Sid's loud voice interrupted his action.
"Fuck no!" She sighed. "Listen, you can't worry about what other people think of your abilities, because when it comes down to it, you're all the same right now. You're all not strong, you're all weak. And that's how its gonna be for a while..."
Naruto looked at her like she grew another head, not getting what she was saying.
"But that's okay." He looked at her wide grin.
"Because you'll all grow, and make mistakes on the way. You'll think you're weak, you'll think you're stupid and a shitty person, but it matters what you do in the end. And if you don't like what you see in the mirror..."
Naruto waited in awe of her words.
"Then go kill yourself." He gawked.
"WHAT!? NO WAY, BELIEVE IT!"
"Kidding!" Sid's shit eating grin annoyed Naruto, knowing she was, in a way, mocking him.
"That's not funny, believe it." He complained.
Sid smiled at him. "Change yourself if you don't like yourself."
"What?" Naruto was completely lost now.
"Become the Chungus."
"What!?"
"Become a bad bitch."
"What!? You make no sense!"
"Good."
"Huh!?"
"SID!!"
Both children looked at Iruka who was standing in the doorway, seething with steam coming out of his ears and nose.
"It's your turn." He grinded his teeth together as to not lose his temper. Sid grinned before she snatched her hand from Naruto, who still unconsciously was holding onto it.
"Coming, dolphin-fucker!" She said in a sing-song voice.
Unfortunately, Iruka was done with her bullshit.
"RESPECT ME, YOU BRAT!!"
"Ouch! Did you just hit me with your clipboard!?"
"AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN IF YOU DON'T PERFORM THE CLONE JUTSU!!"
Naruto stared at the crazy scene in front of him, confusion, panic, but also a warm feeling going through him at that moment.
He felt like he would always remember it.