Toby I am going to lose my mind
i am sorry to hear that
unfortunately i am not toby
Huh?
Oh
Oh my god I'm so sorry
I forgot to add the stupid numbers
in front of the area code
lmaoo
chill
its fine
kinda funny ngl
why are you going to lose your mind
god smiting u dead or some shit?
No lol
Its just school is a pain to get through
broo i feel u
once i didn't want to go to my medical
sciences class so i hid in the bathroom
but apparently someone was worried
i was in there too long and told the
faculty so i went home for being "sick"
Wait really?
yup
it was fun
10/10 would do again
i am actually doing said thing
the bathroom floor isnt very comfortable :T
What school do you go to?
We have the same area code so
I might know where it is
no
u could be like
67
and trying to get nudes from me
a helpless teenage girl
is this all a part of ur elaborate scheme?
omg cant believe it
holy shit
No
I'm 16
And to be fair I didn't even know
you were a girl so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
how the fuck did you do that
Do what?
This?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yes.
how
teach me ur ways wizard
No
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stop ur taunting me at this point
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
stranger my family is dying because of you
what the fuck
you murdered my family with ur shrug
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
blocking u
to think that i could have made a new friend
even if they were 67 year old predator
Sorry
Also still not a 67 year old predator
what r u then
a loser?
Yeah
Just about, really
Im 16 and still play Minecraft
99% of my friends are all
online.
I think I qualify as a loser
owch
u rlly just described me
im hurt
currently dying of broken heart syndrome
thats a real thing btw
its cool but hella sad
Oh neat
Or
Not neat
Dying is not pog
I've done it once
Don't recommend it
omg how did u die
i bet it was lame
fell through a trampoline and cracked
ur skull
or like
idk
whats the lamest way to die
Probably withering away in your
mom's basement at 33.
omg i cant believe u withered away in ur
mom's basement at 33
No
Contrary to popular belief thats
not how I died
damn
i bet it was still lame tho
I am the main character
My death cannot be lame
wtfwtf
cant believe im talking to a main character
can i please be the one who spits on you and
crushes you under my boot
i have demonias
please
i am on my hands and knees mr/miss main character
Probably not
I'm 6'6
wait what
proof
please omg
proof right now
anyone over 6 foot is my weakness
boys and girls
ur all so hot
please i require sustenance
a photo of u showing me ur height will
feed me for thousands of years
No
please
kind stranger
ill thank u for the gold kind stranger
please
Fine
[image attached]
This is a few months old but I
don't think I've grown much
since fall
YOOOO
HOLY SHIT UR TALLER THAN THE
APPLE BITCH AT THE ORCHARD??
MY FUCKING LIFE GOAL IS TO BE
TALLER THAN THAT FUCKER
bro ur towering over andy the apple
holy fuck
Andy the apple is only 5'0
Are you saying you're under 5'0
How are you that small
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
this is slander
shut the fuck up
HOW TALL ARE YOU??
HOW CAN YOU BE UNDER 5 FEET?
please bro trust me im almost there
im 4'11 and 3/4
please im
im almost there
spare me some of ur height
No
Suffer
You are just genetically inferior
to me
Its natural selection at this point
WTF!!!!
this is the worst day of my life
who are you anyways
i must know the name of the man superior
to me
you are also very attractive
Because of my height?
mainly, yes
but ur face does give u a few extra
points.
holy shit r ur eyes?? r like?? fucking blue?
or grey
oh my god u keep getting better
you are literally my kryptonite.
kiss me rn
omg
Thank you?
I think?
But I believe I will not say my name
Mystery sounds epic
fine
then u dont get to know my name
What about your face
no
:(
no
:'(((
stop
im imagining ur pretty face crying now
its too much for me
im going to melt
Currently sobbing while listening
to Ricky Montgomery because of you
NOOO
ok
okokok
fine
hold on a sec i need to find a decent
photo of me
i look horrible rn
i am still on the bathroom floor
this fucking class is too long oh my god
[image attached]
there
thats me :P
HOW ARE YOU
please dont say it
HOW ARE YOU THAT SM
please
HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL
blocking u
You could never
I'm too pretty
fuck
ur right
ok so you block me
I could never
You're too pretty
shut the fuck up