*BEEP*
Gamer: going down the stairs Your all going to hell~! Good bye ^v^
*BEEP*
Bipper: Haha that's funny, you think I sleep? Haha- SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK-
*BEEP*
Corrupted Gamer: can I get a waffle?
Cyclock and Evil Morty: fighting each other in the kitchen
Corrupted Gamer: can I please get a waffle!
*BEEP*
Robin: you know I get complimented all the time-
Corruptick Will: burst out laughing AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Robin: I DO!
Corruptick Will: keeps laughing
*BEEP*
Me: acuse me sir, has there even been a robbery at this establishment?
The Cop: uhh not that I know off I don't know...
the Villains: Walking away with stole money behind him
*BEEP*
Cyclock: I'm really bad at flirting...
red Leader Tord: try practicing in a mirror
Cyclock: looking in a mirror hey gorgeous~
Mirror Domino(?): I'm not interested, get out!
Cyclock: I'm so sorry...
mirror Domino(?): GET OUT-
*BEEP*
Lucifer: hey, hey HEY!
Gamer: waking up ugh ... what?
Lucifer: are you asleep?
Gamer: ......really?
*BEEP*
H̸̨̙͓̩̺̉͒̈͊̎3̶̛̭̥̲̞͈̦̊̓̂̎̍ņ̵̘̤͍̬́͒̈́R̶̨͊̊y̶̮̏̀̄̏͛̚: I'm mad at you! let's fight!
Monoclock: pulls out an AK
H̸̨̙͓̩̺̉͒̈͊̎3̶̛̭̥̲̞͈̦̊̓̂̎̍ņ̵̘̤͍̬́͒̈́R̶̨͊̊y̶̮̏̀̄̏͛̚: WHAT THE!? PUT THAT AWAY YOU PSYCHO! ....oh my god... leaves
*BEEP*
Zim: uhh have you ever try to eat a fucking pineapple, 40 times the size of your own body?
Black Hat: well I've tried to eat a dick 4- oh...wait
Zim: WAIT!
Black Hat: oh.....
Zim: ...we should start this conversation all over....
Black Hat: HELLO BITCH!
Zim: hey Black Hat have you ever tried to eat a dick?
Black Hat: YES-
Zim: DAMNIT!
Black Hat: FUCK-
*BEEP*
Gamer: AHAHAHA... hey... did you know that the human head is functional after decapitation for at least 10 seconds? .....want to try an experiment?
30 minutes later
Gamer: I WAS COUGHT MURDERING SOME MAN NAMED STEVE! I talked to the police and I refuted that I had anything to do with the murder! the police said "WAIT! wait! then WHY ARE YOU STANDING ABOVE THE DEAD BODY!?"
3 minutes later-
Gamer: IM GOING TO JAIL~!
*BEEP*
Corrupted Gamer: on top of a roof I'M GOING TO JUMP!
the Bad ends: NO!
Spade: DO A FLIP!
*BEEP*
Broken Bryan: hey did you know Gay marriage is illegal in the US?
The Suicidal Jester: really?
Broken Bryan: yeah....
The Suicidal Jester: ....wanna get married?
Broken Bryan: yeah sure-
and that's how they got married-
*BEEP*
Ice Finn: and how would you like your coffee?
Bipper: I'll just take it black..... like my soul
Ice Finn: ahaha...
Bipper: H̸̜̤̞͙̽͋̑͘A̵̝̓͠H̴̛͈̳̤̣̽̾́̾́Ã̵͕̮̳̗̺͊̽͆͘H̷̨̖̮͆̆̈́Ȁ̷͕͙̹̜̅̕H̴̟̻̣̼̹̙̐Ā̶̧̜̯̼́
*BEEP*
The Beast: walking around in the forest with out his lantern and the hits a tree AH FUCK!
Wirt: Who's there?
The Beast: NOBODY! FUCK OFF!
*BEEP*
Fitch: I don't need friends they disappoint me...... stomps the floor
*BEEP*
Henry: hey siri how do you say seal in french?
Siri: phoque
Henry: fuck?
Henry: teaching Six, Mono and Nugget this is a cute baby fuck with this ugly motherfucker-
*BEEP*
Bill Cipher: accidently shots a gun in the living room
Fern: already having a bad day THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
*BEEP*
The Creator: laying on the floor lifeless
The Glitches: ...yo is that person sleeping or dead?
The Multiverse: Hopefully dead, I hated that person
The Glitches: yeah so did I
The Creator: 33 115 121 117 103 32 117 111 121 32 107 99 117 102 32 44 108 108 97 32 102 111 32 116 115 114 105 70 (Translation: First of all, fuck you guys!)
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Clockwork: GIVE ME THE KNIFE SO I CAN KILL YOU!
Morty: no say "can I borrow it?"
Clockwork: ... can I borrow it? <>_<>
Morty: here you go gives him the knife AHHHH-
*BEEP*
Toy Yendo and Funtime Gamer: trying to take a picture together :>
Phoniex: You guys say Colorado-
Corrupted gamer: (probably drunk thanks to Morty-) runs by I'M A BUNNY!
*BEEP*
Invader Zib: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Genocide Frisk: I shaved my Eye brows!
Invader Zib: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Genocide Frisk: I DON'T KNOW-
*BEEP*
Sparrow in a nutshell:
Sparrow: WELCOME TO CULT STUDIES! WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF SATAN! Says some weird summoning words
Wirt, Alcor, and Ice Prince: confused
*BEEP*
Bipper: There are no such things as ghost!
Ghost Greg: pops up :)
Bipper: ...ok that's a ghost-
Beast Wirt: AHH- runs and hits a tree and falls
*BEEP*
Cyclock: what's the matter with fangirls!? always screaming at boys they love... I like Lemons (the fruit, get you minds out of the gutter) but when it pops up I'm not like:
A basket of Lemons: exist
Cyclock: insert fanboy screaming here
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Domino: this coffee is bitter- like my soul....
Domino: I need something black, like my soul
Domino: FUCK IT'S COLD! like my soul...
ok calm down edge lord-
*BEEP*
Bill Cipher: what are you doing?
Gamer: making holy water
Bill Cipher: how is that making holy water????
Gamer: I'm boiling the hell out of it
*BEEP*
Why anger management class didn't work-
Dipper: ok so let's start by talking about the emotions your feeling right now
Gamer: Stabby
Dipper: .... stabbing isn't really an emotion it's more like an activity..... that I hope you don't do to me-
Wirt: see an emotion is more of a feeling
Gamer: well maybe. I feel. STABBY.
Finn: .....so sculpting
Dipper: ....why don't we come up with an activity for a sculpture we can all build together!
Gamer: a knife
Dipper: NO!
Wirt: let's just think of something big and not deadly!
Gamer: ........ Pulls out a bunny
*BEEP*
Black Hat: alright guys let's talk about a failure that happened in your life!
Bill Cipher: it all started when I was born....
Black Hat: ..... LETS TALK ABOUT SUCCESS GUYS-
*BEEP*
Ace Bipper: Glad to have everyone here, we are here to discuss finances today!
Card Dealer: ummm but it's just me here?
Ace Bipper: I know! You owe me 20 bucks.....
*BEEP*
Funtime Cyclock: BON BON SAY HI TO OUR FRIEND!
Bon Bon: nope! Nobody is here!
Funtime Cyclock: ..... inhales YES THEY ARE!
Bon Bon: ....ok :3
*BEEP*
Corrupted Gamer: I heard my dad scream I think he's angry at me now.... he just full on like yelled, not my name but just yelled-
Red Leader Tord: yelling gibberish I cannot understand
Toxic Lucifer: oh my god- HAHA
Red Leader Tord: I don't want you playing with my shotgun anymore alright!
Corrupted Gamer: OI FUCK OFF!
Toxic Lucifer: BAHAHAHAHA-
*BEEP*
Shade's dad: hey son I was using your laptop today and I saw you search history-
Shade: ok I can explain!
Shade's dad: it's just tabs of pictures and pictures of pasta-
Shade: FU-
*BEEP*
MonoClock: Do you wanna have a romance~
H̶̨̛̻̫̠͕̫́͒̿̒̓̽͌́̒͝3̶͓͕͓̮̜̖̿̌̂̈́̄̿͋̉̇ń̶͕̘̦̓̈͒͑̀̄̒͊̎̄̈́͆́̕͜R̸̨͎͓̗̮̤͇͇͗͊ẙ̶͍̅͗͂̀̽͘: isn't that kind of gay?
MonoClock: No it isn't anymore-
H̶̨̛̻̫̠͕̫́͒̿̒̓̽͌́̒͝3̶͓͕͓̮̜̖̿̌̂̈́̄̿͋̉̇ń̶͕̘̦̓̈͒͑̀̄̒͊̎̄̈́͆́̕͜R̸̨͎͓̗̮̤͇͇͗͊ẙ̶͍̅͗͂̀̽͘: I'm walking out the door-
M̸̨̮̾̉̃͛̈̚ọ̶̯̣̺̀͋̄ń̷̨͕̝̮͛͝͝o̸͈͚̯̠̠͎̽́͋͆̎̍͂̈́̋͘͝C̴̛̣̖̘͌̏̂̆́̔̈͝͠l̶̢̺̲͇̞͉̦̠̎͒͑̀͒̄͘õ̷̩̫̞̫̞̬͇͖̥̙̀c̴̥̜̖̓̈́͆̒̆̇̕͘͠k̷̨̪̟̔̔̿̐̂̚̚: pulls out his hammer PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY!
*BEEP*