Author: So, lets start another part.
5205: It is part 69 if I am not mistaken?
Author: Unfortunataly yes, and since I have lost this bet with you today, I am scared to do this.
5205: You only have 23 hours and 58 minutes of doing everything I tell you to do.
Author: ... 953, prepare to escape to another dimension if he asks for something stupid.
953: Okay.
Author: Also, I will release part 70 shortly after this, because I have too many questions to fit them in one part.
5205: We already know about this, so lets see how long it takes other people from our world to find out.
035: As long as I don't have to perform any operations, I am fine with that.
173: ... Great. I was brought to live by one cult and now another one wants to worship me...
Abel: ... Why?! Just why?!
5205: Do not worry, the next time it will work.
073: I agree, I am lucky to have her, but at the same time I am unlucky in different things.
049: My memory isn't as good as it used to be.
Bright: Oh for fuck sake no...
5205: Wait a second, don't shoot.
Bright: Thank you 5205, I owe you a favour.
5205: Doctor Alto Clef. The time has come.
Bright: Uhm, what?
5205: Execute order 66.
Clef: Yes my lord. *Aims at Bright*
Bright: I should have expected that...
*Gets shot by Clef*
682-1: I am not resistant to every acid, they are my weakness. I can survive in them but they will still hurt me.
Author: "Air fresheners that make the room smell very nice", huh? And it definitely isn't filled with aphrodisiacs which can be inhaled?
5205: You weren't supposed to see the next question!
Author: I am an Author, I see everything 5205. Also, an author proof seal works only if you own a certain universe, and since I own this one, then I can easily break it.
5205: Wait! You remember our deal, don't you?
Author: ... 953, run quickly before he...
5205: 5205 says enter the room and don't use your author powers to prevent yourself or 953 from inhaling them!
Author: ... I hate you.
5205: Fulfill your part of a deal.
Author: ...
953: ...
Author: Fine, lets go.
953: What?!
Author: If we don't do that, 5205 will kill both of us, lets just do what we have to do and enter this room. Even if it is going to end terribly... *Leaves with 953*
5205: Hah! There is no way he is getting out of this one! And I will finally become an uncle!
076: ... Just why?
682-1: I got a long bath in a baking soda solution, everything is neutralised.
5205: About that question...
682-1: No. End of the topic.
5205: *Whispers* Don't tell him but I personally like pineapple on pizza. And 953 won't answer this question because she is "busy" with Author. Oh, I should check if they are already in the master bedroom which I have prepared for them. *Teleports away for few seconds and comes back smiling* It is completly locked, they are definitely in!
*Shortly before 5205 has checked the master bedroom, Author and 953 were planning their way out of this situation*
953: It is getting hot in here, I think aphrodisiacs are working, can you proceed with your great plan of getting us out of here before lust makes us go crazy?!
Author: Give me few more seconds... And done! The master bedroom is sealed and nobody can enter it, 5205 will think that we are inside.
953: Author... I am feeling weird...
Author: Me too, I think it is time. *Grabs 953 and teleports both of them to Author's universe three seconds before 5205 teleports to check on them*
953: Wait. The feeling has stopped, how did you do that?!
Author: One of many rules which I have as an Author is my unability to impact my own universe with yours. It means that if somebody from my universe spots you, 5205 or anyone from your universe, your universe will collapse and everyone in mine will lose their memory about that.
953: So basically nobody can see me?
Author: Exactly. Nobody except me. However, this rule also has some holes in it. If I eat anything in your universe and I come here, I will be hungry again, because the food will dissapear. I cannot bring any items from your universe into this one, and effects given in your universe get erased after I come back. And it also works on others.
953: So you allowed both of us to inhale aphrodisiacs, because you knew that when we come into this place their effect will dissapear?
Author: Exactly. At the beginning I wanted to use a gas mask, but I couldn't find any on our way to that room.
953: So... What is our plan now?
Author: We have to wait at least one hour to make 5205 think, that his plan worked.
953: And what do you plan on doing during that time?
Author: *Opens League of Legends* Play a game of League with your champion.
953: What?
Author: In short words, I will play as Ahri, and we will see how it goes. Unless it puts me as a support again...
*While Author and 953 were busy playing League, 5205 has started another set of questions*
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5205: Sure, which one though?
Lucy: Author probably asked this question already, check his wattpad comments.
5205: Good idea! *Checks comments and finds a link* There it is!
*Time skip to watch a video*
106: Alright, I completly didn't expect an ending like that, I thought that the other guy would win.
5205: Wait! *Gives Bright a new body* There.
Bright: Not again... *Gets hit with a candy* Phew, at least I don't have to die again.
5205: Fine, I will see what I can do. Author won't help us, because he is "very busy" right now. And about other Groups Of Interest, Foundation, GOC, Serpent's Hand and Church of the Broken God have merged into a "Global Anomalous Coalition", Chaos Insurgency got dissolved while members of M. C. & D. LTD got arrested, but some of them are still hiding.
Lucy: By the way, do you think Author and 953 are having fun?
5205: I am sure about that.
*At Author's universe*
Author: Welp, this didn't go that bad... But I am done playing with playing as a support, and I want to eat something.
953: How about we order a pizza.
Author: Sounds good to me.
*Camera moves back to 5205 performing the Ask*
5205: Of course we did, and that happened just few days ago, when a connection between our universes has appeared, and their Compedium met with our United Technocratic World Government. It turned out that both of our worlds were willing to co-operate with each other, and due to that we are exchanging our technology.
About the second question, our world is different from yours. Countries do not exist anymore, there is only one nation, United Earth, where everyone lives in peace. We still have small problems, but surprisingly our government is doing a great job. And yes, almost all SCPs are released, only some of them like 914 are still contained.
And about the third question, Author is not here, and it has been over three hours already, what the hell are they doing there?!
*Camera moves back to Author and 953 eating a pizza*
Author: Okay, the pizza was good, but we have to go back to your universe quickly.
953: You said that 5205 won't find out.
Author: But it has been over 3 hours already, we have to find a way to make it look like we just finished.
953: Splashing each other with water and teleporting into the bedroom to quickly leave it won't help us, will it?
Author: No... But increased sweating will!
953: And how do you want to do that?
Author: *Opens a portal to a universe with a sauna* Lets sit in here for few minutes and then teleport back.
953: Alright.
*Timeskip*
Author: *Opens a portal to the master bedroom* If 5205 asks, what we were doing, tell him that it is a material for a full lemon book, deal?
953: Deal. *Steps through the portal with Author*
Author: *Opens the door and sees 5205 waiting for them* Oh God, how long did it take us 5205?
5205: ... I am mad at you and happy at the same time, because I will be an uncle now.
Author: *In his mind* Yeah, sure. *To 5205* Just show me the question and I will go take a shower.
5205: I will allow that. *Shows him the question*
Author: Hear_No_Evil, that's a great question. I have a new story planned for a long time already, but I have a serious problem with writing anything, and I have no idea when I will release it.
076: Considering the fact, that I have already met a lot of girls who were willing to do anything just to be with me, yes, I am aware of this.
096: Thanks!
953: It cannot be explained, even if I tried my best.
5205: Favourite Mortal Combat character? Jeez, in our universe they have stopped making new parts long time ago, and now almost nobody plays it. From our group only me and Abel play it from time to time, but I don't have my favourite character.
Abel: Me neither, all of them are fun to play.
Author: Okay, it is getting late, I am going to sleep. When I wake up, we will make part 70 and release both of them at the same time.
5205: Author... You do realise that you have to do whatever I tell you, don't you?
Author: Oh fuck off, I am tired after playing with 953. *To himself* Little does he know that we were playing computer games and not games in bed.
5205: Okay, fine, you have got a point. Lets continue tomorrow.