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{Headcanons/Scenarios}
Gender Neutral! S/O
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*-Joseph honestly wanted to have a child with you in the future.
*-But he didn't wish for his mini-self to be the child-
*-At the end, he had to accept that since you adored the mini pet so much,,,
*-I would gush at the thought of you preparing a small lunch box that bring mini JoJo's favorite snacks and give it to him.
*-There were other cute activities you do with little JoJo-Storytime before bedtime.
*-Taking him a bath and sew him cute, aesthetic pajamas.Feeding the child with cake as he sat in the table(because JoJo was too short for the chairs and he already got used to sitting on tables-)
*-You once gave him a sweater for snowy maps- it was quite big to the point that his mouth was covered by the turtle neck and the sleeves were covering his tiny hands,,,, 🥺
*-You frequently brought a bag which included JoJo's necessities.
*-Joseph gave you a belt for JoJo as a gift- he explained it that it was to keep the child from running away-
Y/N // Joseph, JoJo is not an animal. He's a child-
Joseph//
Joseph// Amour, he's supposed to be a mini pet-
*-Touche-
*-But of course, you still ended up not using the gift since that means you were banning JoJo's freedom of roaming around maps-
*-If you're the type into being picky with choosing what to wear, you may or may not end up making a fashion show about JoJo-
*-He Gucci now- Beware, low-lives! >:D
*-Seeing him roaming around with fabulous clothes made you say,
Y/N// Sniff,,, that's my boy,,, 🤧✨"
Joseph// And what about me, mon amour...? 😩
Y/N// *Pats Joseph's cheek and kisses him*
Y/N// You both are my favorite boys~ ☺️
Joseph// 🥺💕
*-I swear, you three looked like a small family together-
*-Other people would often see Joseph next to you as you hold JoJo in your arms.
*-People outside the manor would think that you're holding a doll- but no.
*-They'll probably jump out of fear once they hear him squeak-
Random person// OH MY-
Mini Joseph// Hewwo! :3c
Random person// THAT DOLL CAN TALK??? OAO)
Y/N // Oi, my son is not a doll- ('-'
Mini Joseph// Poopy person! >:D
Y/N // Yes, JoJo. That person stinks, let's get out of here.