Drake: Ok let's start. And after that I'll show you one wholesome moment with Y/N and Kunou.
Y/N: Wait are you talking about that moment?
Drake: Yes.
Yasaka: What moment?
Y/N: You'll see.
The screen turns on and they can see Y/N and John standing in front of a factory wearing masks.
John: So remind me why are we here?
Y/N: We're gonna steal that factory.
John: WHAT?! A whole factory? But it's huge.
Y/N: I have a plan.
???: Well well well what do we have here.
They turn around and see a man. This was the owner of the factory Karl Hisenberg.
Karl: And what are you doing here kids?
Y/N: *whisper* John check what I'm about to do. *goes closer to Hisenberg*
Karl: Oh? So you accepted your death? Good choice.
Y/N: Nope.
Suddenly Y/N appeared behind him and picked him up.
Y/N: Hey old man do you see that mountain over there.
Karl: Yes. And?
Y/N: Yeet.
Karl: Yeet?
Y/N: This bitch empty, YEET. *throws him into the mountain and looks at John* Grab the factory and get the fuck out.
-Morning of the next day-
Karl: Finally I'm back. When I get my hands on them I'll- where is my factory? *sees a note and picks it up*
"Thanks for the free metal old man"
Karl: *falls on his knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Alcina (Lady Dimitrescu): So you were the ones who stole it.
Y/N: Yep. And we got a lot of money for it.
Alcina: You sold it?
Y/N: Yep.
-Meanwhile with Y/N and John-
Y/N: Ok so we got 20k from all that metal. What are you going to do with your half?
John: Boba tea. You?
Y/N: I have something in mind.
-The next day----Dimitrescu castle-
*knock* *knock*
Alcina: *opens the door* Who is it? *sees no one* Huh?
Y/N: *in the distance* LOOK DOWN.
Alcina: *looks down, sees a casket and picks it up* What is this? *sees a note* Hmm?
Note: An exclusive wine for a tall vampire lady. Enjoy.
Alcina: *opens a casket* Thank you.
Y/N: *in the distance* NO PROBLEM.
Screen turns off.
Alcina: So it was you.
Y/N: Yep, hope you enjoyed.
Alcina: I did.
Drake: Ok next.
A 7 year old Y/N is in his mindscape and sees a dragon.
Summer: Awwwww, you look so cute.
Y/N: *blushing a little* Thank you.
Young Y/N: That's a big ass dragon.
Dragon: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT. WHO DARES TO- oh it's my host. HOLD THE FUCK UP MY HOST IS A CHILD?!?!
YoungY/N: Sup.
Abyss: Listen here child for I am the Father of all Dragons, Abyss.
Young Y/N: Cool.................. Wanna cause a massive genocide of grimm?
Abyss:........................ I like you. Let's go.
Salem: So it was you who killed almost all the grimm in the land of darkness.
Y/N: Yep and it was fun.
Ozpin: Good job Y/N.
Y/N: Thank you Oz.
Drake: Next.
Y/N standing at the stairs and Azazel comes around the corner with a croissant.
Y/N: *screams*
Azazel: AHHHH. Stop! I could have dropped my croissant.
Vali: HAHAHAHA. He got you good.
Azazel: It's easy for you to talk I almost dropped my croissant.
Michael: You poor soul.
Drake: Next.
On the screen we can see All of The Boys at a party at some random dudes house.
Kiba: So..... who's going first?
Y/N:
Yang: Oh.
Raven: My.
Summer: God.
Isen: Holy shit dude you got some moves.
Y/N: *stands up and turns to the audience and bows* Thank you. Thank you. *sits back down*
Drake: Next. Oh you gonna love this.
The Boys playing Just Dance.(others=Vali & Mercury; us=Y/N and Dabi)
Y/N/Dabi: We just built different.
Valerie(Vali sister): Yea Vali can't dance.
Emerald: Same with Mercury here.
Drake: Next.
Y/N: Where the fuck is John?
Blyke: Let me call him. *calls John*
John: *picks up* Hello.
Blyke: We need your help! Can you come here?
John: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.
Blyke: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
John: I can't find them.
Blyke: What do you mean you can't find them?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup.
Blyke: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
John: It mean there's only soup.
Blyke: Well get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Blyke: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
John: There's just more soup!
Blyke: Go into the next aisle!
John: (move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Blyke: Where are you right now?!
John: I'm at soup!
Blyke: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
John: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Blyke: WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
John: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Blyke: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
John: FUCK YOU!
Seraphina: John. Why? Just why?
John: I had a bad day ok?
Y/N: But why were you buying clothes at a soup store.
John: *shrugs shoulders*.
Drake: Next one.
Y/N and Vali standing in the elevator that's going down.
Y/N: *turns to Vali* Hey let's do get help.
Vali: What?
Y/N: Get help.
Vali: No.
Y/N: Cmon you love it.
Vali: I hate it.
Y/N: It's great it works every time.
Vali: It's humiliating.
Y/N: Do you have a better plan?
Vali: No.
Y/N: We're doing it.
Vali: We are not doing get help. (From 0:43 to the end)
Audience: *laughing*.
Valerie: HAHAHAHAHA Y/N I have so much respect for you now HAHAHAHA.
Vali: It's easy for you to talk my back hurt for a whole day after that.
Y/N: Sorry but we had to do something.
Ozpin: But why did you do that to the police?
Y/N: We stole my car keys from the police when they took them. And we needed a plan.
Qrow: Damn. You need to teach me some of those.
Y/N: Ok.
Drake: Next.
John sitting in the classroom writing a math test but he doesn't know anything.
John: *looks out of the window and sees Y/N sitting on the rooftop of the building next to the school*
Y/N: *looks at John and waves at him*
John: *in his mind*
John: And I'm very happy that you got my message and helped me.
Y/N: No problem. That's what Bros are for.
Drake: Ok now let's do the most wholesome moment I have ever seen. (Elizabeth=Kunou; William=Y/N)
Kunou: Y/N I want to dance.
Y/N: You want to dance Kunou?
Kunou: *nods cutely*
Y/N: 'Oh my god she's so cute' Ok let's dance.
Kunou: YAY.
Most females: Awwwwwww.
Kunou: We had so much fun dancing.
Y/N: Yes we did little fox.
Yasaka: *blushing* 'He would be such a good father for Kunou..... oh wait we're engaged' *heavy blush*
Drake: Ok let's see what we'll be reacting to next.
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The Boys playing "Smash or Pass"
A/N: Hello. Author here. Just wanted to say ty so much for your support and hope you enjoyed. Also I need help farming lvl 90 domains in Genshin so if you're willing to help text me in dm. Again ty for your support. AUTHOR OUT.