-Haru
"You had to do it didn't you?! You had to throw me into the water!"
"Hn."
"I do have good reflexes! Better than yours even!" Naruto defended.
"Hn." Sasuke trailed off.
Naruto scoffed.
"Naru-nii your soaking!"
Naruto sighed and ruffled Inaris hair. Itachi and Minato looked at Naruto in disbelief.
"I'm taking a shower, I'll be back."
Naruto walked up the stairs, his hair drenched over his protector. Sasuke sat beside Itachi and he looked for an answer.
".. what?"
"What did Naruto say to Inari?"
"He just talked to the kid. Apparently if you talk about your own problems it makes someone feel better about theirs."
Itachi shook his head and poked Sasukes forehead.
"You always have to make someone else feel better about themselves."
Sasuke hummed, rubbing his forehead.
Sasuke talked to Itachi, sipping on tea as Tsunami made dinner.
"Can one of you go get Naruto? Dinners gonna be ready soon."
"Sasuke."
"Huh? Why me?"
"Because you like seeing him naked." Itachi whispered.
Sasuke grumbled, "No I don't."
"Just go get him."
Sasuke rolled his eyes and stood.
"I'll come too!" Sakura screamed.
"No your sitting to make sure Kakashi doesn't do anything irrational."
Kakashi only glanced up from his book before going back to it. Sakura huffed and crossed her arms in anger.
"Hey Naruto-"
Sasuke stopped mid-sentence. He stared at the boy with almost black hair and pale skin. The half naked small boy who stood at his height with a scarred body.
"Who-who the hell are you?!"
Sasuke quickly pulled a kunai from his pouch. The person jumped, whipping around for Sasuke to meet rosy cheeks and big violet eyes. The person had a shirt over their forearms with their bangs covering his face.
"O-oh.. p-put the kunai down."
Sasuke threw the kunai at the mysterious boy throwing on his gray shirt.
"Fuck!"
He quickly dodged the kunai and the many that quickly came after.
"Hey! Hey it's me! Stop it!"
He caught the last kunai and Sasuke sucked in his remaining breath.
"I'm Naruto. Sasuke calm down."
"No.. no Naruto looks like Minato.. he has whiskers!"
Naruto quickly covered Sasukes mouth and shut the door behind him.
"Shh. Ok, I clearly have a henge."
Sasuke smacked Narutos hand away.
"You're as tall as me."
"Obviously! Look I'll explain everything but please keep this a secret."
Sasuke looked over Naruto again. "But.. but.. how, um how are-you how are-you like this?"
Naruto sighed. "Im not actually Minatos child."