Charles: a apple a day keeps the doctor away
Mick: a book a day keeps reality away.
Lance: an adventure a day keeps boredom away.
Esteban: what's going on?
Pierre: I don't know
Vallteri: A glass of alcohol a day keeps the sadness away.
Kimi: true
Daniel: An blowjob a day keeps the hoes away.
Seb: this is getting worse by the second.
Max: a murder a day keeps idiots away
Seb: that's enough!!!
Yuki: should we be scared Max is going to murder someone?
Pierre: no Charles is still alive
Charles: 😒
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Max: I just realized how weird synonyms are.
Lewis: what?
Lando: why?
Max: I'm inviting you to my cottage in the forest? Sounds nice right?
Yuki: yes
Charles: when? 😉
Pierre: 😒
Seb: where is this going?
Max: I invite you to my cabin in the woods, sounds like I'm going to kill you.
Daniel: I mean you just said a murder a day keeps the idiots away 🤷♂️
Max: 😒
Charles: I understand you!!
Pierre: my fav is butt dial vs booty call
Lando: 🤣
George: that's a good one
Charles: wait "forgive me father I have sinned,"
Charles: what Max would say: "sorry daddy, I have been naughty".
Max: I WOULD NOT
Seb: that's great, language is canceled!
Mick: you would
Lance: 😭😂
Max: Mick why? you're supposed to be my friend?
Lando: and they expose each other
Max: well in that case 😏
Lando removed Max from the chat
Mick: thank you 🙏
Esteban: what?
Charles: yeah he knows too much
Seb: do we want to know?
Antonio: definitely yes
Mick: nooooooooo
Charles: absolutely not
Guanyu: why does it always involves Max and Charles?
Pierre: cause they are a nightmare together
Esteban: they are the worst
Lance: especially if Mick is with them
George: what??
Lando: tell us more
Kimi: they managed to destroy the mother home of Ferrari in 2003.
Daniel: what?
Kimi: oh yeah I was with McLaren and heard it
Fernando: yeah I heard this too but Charles wasn't with them yet
Lewis: how do you know?
Fernando: me and Kimi were already in F1 just like Micheal and Jos
Seb: how old were they?!?
Kimi: 7 and 4 I think
Mick: I'm pretty sure Max was still 6
Daniel: well where you Max!?
Lewis: Max?
Lando: I removed him 😂
Kevin: and no one added him back?
Nico added Max to the chat
Max: that was mean
Kimi: how old were you when you destroyed the Ferrari mother home in 2003?
Max: oh that day 😂😭
Fernando: Yess that day
Max: 6
Mick: see I told you guys
Nicky: so what happened?
Kimi: Did you guys never wonder why they have a extra lock on the kitchen door?
Charles: no
Carlos: I didn't realize
Seb: THEY LIT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AT THAT AGE!?!
Fernando: wait that's the reason??
Max: yes we were playing around at the Ferrari bc Micheal was nice and walked off cause we were hungry and found the kitchen I still don't know how we ended up with the fire.
Mick: I only remember seeing all the flames and max dragging me away.
Lewis: oh my god
Fernando: I remember how panicked everyone was bc they lost the two of you
Kimi: they made us at a McLaren search for the two of you
Max: they did?
Kimi: yes, after that they locked the kitchen door and only give the code to people they trust in the kitchen
Charles: ah so that's why they don't tell me the code to get in
Carlos: you can't get in? 😂😭
Seb: I told them not to give it to him
Pierre: that makes more sense
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