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Wrong number (HxH)

By lIhavenolife

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You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalna... More

A/n and voting
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Voting
Another Voting-
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 26-Male readers
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Voting ig-
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Cat memes-
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
The best or worst decision of my life
Chapter 68
Nice
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
NEW BOOK
Been awhile, Guys🫡
Canon Jinx art

Chapter 12

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By lIhavenolife

Y/N's POV

Ding

"Hello! My name is Beans! Please take a badge and keep it on you at all times!" A green blob, Beans apparently, says while holding out a badge with the number 82.

"Do I have to wear it or can I put it in my pocket?" I ask while grabbing the badge. It kinda ruins the outfit.

"That should be fine! Just don't lose it." Beans responded.

"Alright, thanks." I say before putting the badge in my pocket. I then start to look around. Everything looks how I expected it too, the overly strong men, the people with weird weapons, the fat guy walking towards me.

The fat guy walking towards me? "Hey there you must be new my names Tonpa!"

"Y/n." I respond before taking a sip of my drink. I wonder how he knows I'm new?

"I bet you're confused on how I know you're new!" Tonpa says, I swear some people are mind readers. "I'm an exam veteran basically! this is my thirty-fifth attempt!" That's not something to brag about.

"Cool" I reply. I really just want to end this conversation this guy reeks.

"I know! I can give you some information on the applicants, but not many are here yet." Tonpa says, clearly not taking a hint.

"Alright." I sip my drink again.

"Let's see nobody here is overly strong- Oh, Over there." Tonpa says pointing over towards the back wall, I glance over and see a clown guy building a card tower. Wait Hisoka?

"That's number 44, Hisoka the magician." Tonpa says, shuddering when Hisoka looks up at him. Wait what?

"What was his name again?" I should double check, just incase.

"Hisoka?" Tonpa says confused. I can't help but smirk, Machi will be so annoyed if she finds out he met me first. "You're not planning on talking to him are you?" He asks sounding even more confused then before.

"No he looks like a clo-" I get cut off by Tonpa

"Don't say that! He killed an examiner last year!" Tonpa interrupts.

"Alright?" So he is a murderer, I knew it!

"I'll talk to you later so I can tell you about more about the applicants." Tompa says before glancing at my drink. This dudes suspicious as fuck. "Bye then!" He says before walking off

I turn to go sit against a wall before grabbing out my phone.

Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
I'm back-

Shalnark is now online

Shalnark
Where were u anyways???

Cool kid
Had to run errands 🥲

Shalnark
L-

Shalnark
I'm bored-

Cool kid
Same-

Cool kid
People should come online-

4 people are now online

Cool kid
That works???

Hisoka
Hello darling~

Dad
What do you need?

Mother
Hi and Hisoka don't call them that.

Mom
^

Cool kid
I'm bored-

Mother
😑

Cool kid
So let's play ✨most likely too✨

Shalnark
Yes-

Hisoka
Alright darling~

Mom
K

Dad
Alright

Mother
Okay

Cool kid
Mk- who's most likely too cry during
a movie?

Shalnark
Nobunaga or Uvogin

Mom
Uvogin 100%

Hisoka
Uvogin~

Mother
Nobunaga

Dad
Uvogin

Cool kid
Mk so Uvo-

Cool kid
Who's most likely to start a war-

Shalnark
Chrollo-

Hisoka
Chrollo~

Mother
Definitely Chrollo

Mom
Chrollo, he'd win it too

Dad
Me apparently

Cool kid
Is this out of experience???

Shalnark
No-

Cool kid
🧐

Cool kid
Most likely to die first in a zombie
apocalypse?

Dad
You'd try to die

Shalnark
Yeah you-

Cool kid
Fair point-

Cool kid
Who's most likely to meet me first??

Shalnark
Hm- Machi would kidnap you

Dad
I'm stoping her from kidnapping you
so I'm guessing Shalnark

Mom
Machi still would find a way-

Hisoka
Machi~

Mother
Me. I called dibs on meeting you first.

Cool kid
Mk so ✍️be ✍️prepared ✍️to ✍️be
✍️kidnapped✍️

Shalnark
Lol-

Mother
Yes

Cool kid
Who's most likely to adopt me then-

Shalnark
Machi or Chrollo

Mother
Me

Mom
Machi or Chrollo 🥲

Hisoka
Chrollo and Machi~

Dad
Me

Cool kid
Machi or Chrollo-

Cool kid
Who's most likely to try and kill
me?

Mother
Hisoka

Mom
Hisoka

Shalnark
Phinks-

Hisoka
Phinks~

Dad
Phinks at first and Hisoka later on

Cool kid
Noted.

Cool kid
Who's most likely to kidnap me to take
me to McDonald's-

Shalnark
Me

Mother
Shalnark

Mom
Shalnark

Dad
Shalnark

Hisoka
Shalnark~

Cool kid
K

Cool kid
I love how this is all about me getting kidnapped now-

Shalnark
Yep-

Cool kid
Who's most likely to-

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
A few hours later

Cool kid
Mk ima get off now-

Shalnark
K

Mother
Bye

Mom
Okay

Dad
Goodbye

Hisoka
Bye darling~

Cool kid is now offline
5 people are now offline

Y/N's POV

I set my phone down and then quickly take a look around. The highest badge number I can see is 357. So there's probably only about that many people here.

Everything really is going as expected, other than Hisoka being here. About 400 people at the exam, overly muscular men, people with random weapons, the fat guy walking over here again.

Again? I can use the information, but the guy stinks. "Hello!" He shouts while walking over, what was his name again, Tampa? No. Tapan? No. Tampo? No.

"Hey there's a lot more people here, so I thought that I'd give you some information on them!" Tampon? It kinda fits. I'm not planning on talking to him after this, so his name isn't that important.

"Over there is the Amori brothers Amori, Imori and Umori. They're known for their teamwork skills!" I really don't think they'll be that much of an issue, they look weak.

"And over there is 256, Todo the wrestler. He's unmatched in strength and he's smarter than he looks." Also doesn't seem like too much of an issue.

"104 Bourbon, the snake charmer. He tends to hold grudges, so you don't wanna end up on his bad side" Oh right it's Tonpa.

"Then there's 192, Bodoro the kung fu master. He's getting old but there's no better martial artist around."

"There's number 385, Gerreta the huntsman. He specializes in killing all manner of creatures by blow dart and club."

"There's a lot more but they've taken the exam the most!" If they've taken the exam a lot doesn't that make them weak?

"Oh here, a toast to our friendship!" Tonpa says, grabbing a orange drink out of his bag. It's either poisoned or he's just an idiot, and either way no thanks.

"No thanks" I say going back to sit down.

"Cmon! The exam may not start for a while!" Tonpa says way to persistently, making it clear that it's tainted in some way.

"I'm not a big fan of poison." I replied. Maybe he'll leave me alone now.

"Poison? Oh! I swear it's not poisoned! Why would I give you all that information just to poison you!" Tonpa exclaimed.

"Then drink it." I might as well have a little fun with this. He doesn't seem to plan on leaving me alone soon anyways.

"Huh?" Tonpa says clearly confused.

"Drink it if it isn't poisoned, that or leave me alone." I can hear Tonpa curse something about damn rookies under his breath before walking away.

I sit back down and grab my phone. Might as well watch some TikToks to pass the time.

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
1 hour later

"AHHHHHHHHH!" A scream could be heard throughout the room. I quickly look up to see Hisoka standing next to an armless guy.

"How peculiar~, his arms seem to have become flower petals~ No smoke and mirrors here~" Fucking hell that's cool!

"Do take care~ When you bump into someone you really should apologize~" The guy really should've been more polite, he kinda had it coming.

"That psychopath is back at it again." I hear Tonpa say from the direction of the elevator. I look toward his direction to see a yellow haired teenager, a old man, and a familiar looking child.

"Again?" The child asks. I decide to listen in on their conversation, curious to see if they'll drink the poisoned juice.

"Does that mean he's taken the exam before?" I can't see Hisoka failing the exam. He probably got kicked out for killing an examiner.

"Number 44 Hisoka the magician" Tonpa continues. "Last year he was a virtual lock to pass the test, until he all but killed an examiner he didn't like." Knew it.

"A-And they're still letting him retake the exam this year?" The old man asked.

"Of course. Every year the examiners and the test content change, and the examiners are the ones who choose the new content. The devil himself could pass if that was the examiners determination. That's just how the hunter exam works. Anyways no one likes him. You should stay away, too."

"He looks dangerous. That much is for sure." The yellow haired guy said. Looks? He just turned a guys arm into flower petals, he is dangerous.

"Oh right, A little something to mark our acquaintance. How about it?" Tonpa says, holding out a couple cans of juice.

"Oh, appreciated."

"As it happened, I was thirsty."

"Thanks!"

Idiots. Why would anyone want to be friends in this exam? And you can hear everyone whispering about him pretending to be nice!

"Tonpa-San this juice must of expired." The familiar child said after spitting out the juice.

"Seriously? That was close!" The other 2 both spat out their juice. The yellow haired one dumping his on the floor.

"H-huh? That's strange." Tonpa was clearly flustered. "I'm very sorry! I didn't realize the juice had gone bad!"

I turn away, bored of listening to their conversation. A while later I start hearing a ringing noise come from the other side of the room.


Word count: 1824

This part of the story ends around the same place Season 1 Episode 3 Rivals x For x Survival ends.

Fun facts

You recognized Hisoka because of his memorable appearance! You however didn't recognize Gon because his appearance isn't as memorable!

You're memory sucks! Because you rarely take things seriously you don't bother to remember stuff! This is why you wanted information on the other applicants, you forgot you're planning to fail!

You're around the same level of strength as Killua in this story! (Though you haven't done poison training) This is because of your mothers training!

A/n

I was thinking about having Y/n bump into Hisoka in this part, but decided not to. I don't want Hisoka hanging around you until the Second Phase of the exam. This way you can form a bit of a connection with Gon and Killua.

Also

I'm going to be updating more! I will keep the schedule of updating every Sunday and Thursday. but I will be updating more randomly throughout the week. I want to write more, but I don't want to have to overwhelm myself with a large amount of scheduled updates.

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