Theo - Taylor
Theo
Sup
Taylor
sup?
Theo
So this might seem a bit weird to you?
Taylor
hmm? A stranger texting me out of nowhere with three simple letters
Not really no
Theo
So she's funny
Taylor
So he assumes I'm a girl?
What's this.
Theo
You see my dear best friend and I made a deal.
Taylor
Oh really? I'm not interested
Theo
Hear me out!
He gave me a number to a random girl in our school to talk to during the summer. I could not ask for her name, that was our only deal.
Taylor
excuse me?
Theo
You see. My name is Theo Nott
My friend is Draco Malfoy? Might've heard of him?
Taylor
maybe.
Theo
Perfect. It's going according to plan
Taylor
What plan are we talking about?
Theo
My plan!
Taylor
Right.
Theo
So the thing is, are you up for it?
Taylor
up for what?
Theo
Talking
Taylor
excuse me for a second?
Theo
Sure.
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Draco - Taylor
Taylor
YOU ARE A LITTLE WHORE
Draco🩶
Cousin said what?
Taylor
DRACO!
Draco🩶
oh
I see, Theo texted you
Taylor
Wtf Draco?
Draco🩶
surprise?
Taylor
No no no
Don't surprise me
Wtf do you have in mind
Draco🩶
What I have in mind?
Hmm let's see
1. I want my cousin to get friends
2. I want my cousin happy
3. My cousin has a MAAAAAAASSSIVE crush on my best friend
4. Did I say I want my cousin happy?
Taylor
No no no
You do not get to act love maker here!
Draco🩶
Didn't you do that when you paired me with your friend?
Taylor
YES and how did it end?
Draco🩶
She abandoned you because she was a massive freak and obsessed with me
Taylor
Perfect. Now we all are on the same page
Draco🩶
This is good Tay
I love my brain
Taylor
No Draco this is the worst thing to ever happen
Draco 🩶
Why?
Taylor
Because Theo thinks I'm a freak!
Draco🩶
No he doesn't
Taylor
Yes he does
Every time we talk I panic and I don't say a word to him
Draco🩶
And yet he asks about you all the time
Taylor
I CANT TEXT HIM
Draco🩶
Why?
Taylor
Because he will hate me when he finds out who I am
Draco🩶
no he will be amazed by how amazing you are
Taylor
Get some new adjectives into that brain if yours
Draco🩶
So???
Taylor
Isn't it lying?
Draco🩶
He can't ask for your name,
Taylor
UGH no
Draco🩶
Come on Tay you will like it in the end
Taylor
OH MY GOD HE TEXTED ME AGAIN
Draco🩶
WHAT
WHAT DID HE SAY
Taylor
"Hello?"
Draco🩶
See, he wants this
It was his idea
Taylor
I thought you said it was your brains idea?
Draco🩶
Whatever makes you agree
Taylor
FINE
Draco🩶
THANK YOU
Taylor
I wish you were ugh
Draco🩶
not ur cousin?
Heard it before
I love you
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Theo - Taylor
Theo
Hello?
Taylor
sorry my monkey called
Theo
You have a monkey?
Taylor
Ig it depends on how u define a monkey
Theo
oh
Cool?
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
wanna join my experiment
Taylor
What do you get out of this?
Theo
hopefully a new friend
Or if your up for more
Taylor
hold on sneaky
You don't even know what I look like
Theo
Why don't you tell me
Taylor
So you're Theo Nott?
Theo
yup:)
Taylor
you don't wanna date me
Theo
you that bad?
Taylor
No but guys like you wants to date girls uglier than them
It increases their ego
Theo
wow you either don't like me or just have a huge bitch vocabulary
Taylor
Why pick one
Theo
Funny
So?
Taylor
Fine I don't have plans this summer anyway
Theo
I'm naming you "massive bitch"
Taylor
Oh well because that can't be misunderstood
Theo
I like you already
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Wowie hi!