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"So basically... bling bang bang boom?"
I had my legs over the table while I leaned the rest of my body against the backrest of my chair
...
"BROO THATS SUCH A GREAT TUNE-" Delisaster slapped my shoulder
"BRO I KNOW RIGHT??" I retracted my legs and held onto his shoulders, shaking him
"Bling!" Somehow me and Delisaster shot out glitter from our hands
"Bang bang!" We both had an American bandana on our heads while we did finger guns
... wait what-
"BOOM!" I did the classic Kafka boom voiceline while Delisaster threw an explosive to the ground, making it explode right behind me
Doom sighed
Famin had to take another shot of alcohol
Epidem's pudding was blown up by the bomb-
Domina was staying as still as possible
He forgot the most pyschotic out of the family is his dear sister
I've never been to an American school, might give it a shot-
And Father was smiling
"Great great. We have some representation on what we are aiming for." Father was CLAPPING TOO
Delisaster and I did a fistbump
Hell yeah.
"Alright now.. finally.. Mash Burnedead."
Father chucked as he pressed both of his hands together like the god dang villain that he is
"My son... will be-"
"UNO!" I slammed the plus 2 card onto the card pile
"CHEATER-" Famin was losing his shit
"BRO I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMIES-" Delisaster was clenching onto his last 3 cards as he got slapped with a plus 2 from me
"Do I get pudding if I win..." Epidem stared down at his cards
Doom covered Domina's eyes and ears
Yep. We ALL were playing Uno right infront of Father
In this household we got no rules-
Father slammed his hands down the desk and we all jumped
"Mash Burnedead.. the last remaining piece for me to become the perfect human."
Father did his goofy villain chuckle again
"I will see it through." He then stood straight up
"Rejoice! I will be the sole victor in this-"
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"Every woman you meet will think that you are undesireable and imperfect.. game over."
Father's eyes went down to his character pawn being being left by two other character pawns that resemble some pretty woman
...
I was holding back my chuckles along with Famin
"My turn." Doom thankfully brought our attention to something else
Throwing the die and landing a number, his character pawn moved
"Your sister brings home a boyfriend... skip 400 tur-"
Doom crushed the card to oblivion
"Wait is that actually happening-"
"Excuse me." Doom slowly got up and left the room, shutting the door harshly behind him, almost breaking it
I blinked
...
"MY TURN!!" I picked up the die and rolled a 4
"You find out that your type of guy is brown haired, with glasses, two lines, and can control sand. Earn 500 lond."
"BROOO- A GUY??" Delisaster gasped
"(Name).. do you have a boyfriend?" Domina was very curious now
...
"I'm leaving. This shit sucks." I stood up from my chair and left through the same door Doom left with
UNTIL THE DOOR FELL ON ME-
Domina immedietly rushed over to me, flipping over the door with only one arm and the other went to check on me
I was laying flat dow, not breathing,
Panic was in Domina's system now.
Damn I almost lost my life there-
And my eyes shot wide open.
...
"WHAT THE FUUU-"
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I smiled at Orter while nodding
"Yep! A door literally crushed me."
"Couldnt you used your magic to push it back..?"
He looked at me a bit, in disbelieve
...
I will fucking ki- (ss)
ANYWAYS- We were waiting on for one of the students called Margarette, it was the finality of this thing called The Divine Visionary Exam Yadeyadeyada typa tourtnament or whatever
I didnt bother learning allat.
"This lackmagic..." Orter scoffed, taking off his glasses
Wait this is the first time I see him take off his glas-
"Needs to be purged." Orter's eyes were now a pair of 3s... he was cleaning his glasses with the cloth of his cloak
I thought he was gonna look more handsome without those glasses...
"Troublesome..." Orter mumbled before putting back on his glasses
Damn why is he hot- HOT WHO.???
...
"Talking about troublesome.." Orter was.. SLOWLY APPROACHING ME-
ITS OVER FOR ME-
"Troublesome?? Who.. is being the-" I started to yap while slowly backing up
ITS ME. IM THE PROBLEM.
And I backed up to the wall.
Its one of those scenes in kdramas isnt it...
A hand was placed beside my head
And look who it is, Harry- I meant- Orter.
"Orter did you know that you look very... handsome today?" I was smiling, trying to smile my way outta here
"(Name)." Orter was looking straight into my eyes
Tho the way he said my name was ho- I MEAN HOW DARE HE-
...
"You left a whole mess in my office. Why did you not clean it up?"
Mess? Bro I was hurrying my shit to leave as soon as possible- even leaving before him
"Huh- What mess-" I blinked
...
Orter sighed
"The books on my desk."
"What books-"
...
"Forget it.. I wont pressure you."
I am saved.
As soon as I was about to turn to the side and get away from him
His other arm blocked the way
"But I did not say you could leave." Orter slowly moved his body close to me
I AM NOT SAVED-
But like this is kinda hot... kinda got me kicking my feet-
Orter's cheeks were pink. I could see them clear as water
And we both just stared at eachother for a good few seconds before he moved his left arm down to my chin, keeping my head in place
Wait a damn minute...
IS HE GOING TO KISS ME-
My cheeks went red and hell was I delusional...
BUT LIKE HES HOT... BUT AN ASSHOLE-
I closed my eyes...
"Are you afraid of me?" Orter said in a more amused tone
"I'm simply resting my eyes." I replied immedietly
JUST KISS ME YOU FUCKING HARRY POTTER LOOKING-
Orter leaned his upperhalf closer to me
"You are adorable... yet annoying." Orter's lips were pressed against my ear as he whispered in a.. deep voice-
IM NOT SIMPING IM NOT SIMPING-
The door slammed openned-
"Ortie~ I'm-"
Who I was assuming was Margarette, stood frozen as they watched the scene infont of them
...
"Great. Shall we discuss my plans?" Orter immedietly removed his hands and body away from me
I took a break, calming myself down
HOLY SHIT HES HOT...
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Im giving yall love 🎀
Im not updating my Aventurine book until I get Aventurine so here I am
I love writing the scenes with the readers family and I might do an alternative ending for this just bc I dont wanna lock up my cutie Doom </3
Bro Doom is so...
I held back my inner voices and demons, its fine.
I WANT DOOM TO DESTROY ME-
Love, Skky♡