people who listen to asmr boyfriends are so fucking funny like fym you unironically listen to your femboy boyfriend falling down the stairs DAILY??? LIKE ARE YOU NOT EMBARRASSED? DO YOU LISTEN TO IT ON A DIFFERENT GOOGLE ACCOUNT? YOUR ASS IS GONNA GET FIRED FROM YOUR UNDERPAYING JOB IF YOU KEEP THIS UP. SO EMBARRASSING. ITS LIKE WRITING BAKUDEKU UNIRONICALLY. LIKE SOMEONE IS GONNA PULL THAT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR JOB INTERVIEW AND YOURE NOT GONNA GET A JOB. imagine living in your mothers basement? you probably don't have to imagine it if you write bakudeku.
some bugs names just sound right. like beetle? that's exactly what that is. what about a weevil? that is a weevil. yeah. a weevil.
sometimes voices satisfy me. like that one time when Felix (SKZ) was trying to guess one of the other members blindfolded, and hyunjin kept moving his chair and it made a screeching sound, so Felix just went "hyunjin, stop that" (blindfolded) and the way he said it just satisfied me. also, the audio that's like "I'm taking bepop (or wtv) to the kpop store today." the way the person said today just tickles my brain. anyways. I'm done. yeah.