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"Soo am I just gonna?-"
"Stay seated and in silence."
"My bad..."
I have never felt this controlled.
Orter had me sit down on his lap as he worked on his stuff
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"Soo~ what made you like m-"
"Silence." He cut me off immedietly
Hes getting on my nerves. I'm telling Doom.
I tried moving out of his lap but Orter had the grand idea of digging his hand down on my thigh
"What part of 'stay seated and in silence' did you not get?" Orter placed his pen down
I wont even reply to him at this point.
My body jumped when Orter placed his hands on my waist now-
"I thought you were good at following orders.. yet youre here disobeying orders from me." Orter stared right at me
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"Soo like~ one of my brothers taught me to not give a-"
Orter placed his chin on my shoulder
"I dont care about your brothers or Innocent Zero. Now that youre inside the Bureau of Magic, you are mine."
Love me a posessive man...
"Stop spacing out now." Orter flicked my forehead with his fingers
"Ou... arent we going to talk about how Im the daughter of the most wanted man right now?"
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"I'm only overseeing your actions. If you get caught by someone else, do not blame me.. dont expect me to bail you out-" Orter looked away from me
Huh thats new.
"My actions? Whats the worst that I have done-"
"138 counts of conspiracy to murder, 312 counts of extortion, and 625 counts of assorted fraud, and among thousands of other crimes." Orter adjusted his glasses
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"Whoopsis! I was just feeling a little bit silly~ I'm just a girl afterall-"
Orter just scoffed
"Stay still now. Im working."
"Okay okay~"
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"YOO- SIBLING RIVALERY TO SIBLING ACCEPTANCE??"
I was jumping up and down around the big table
Sitting on the middle as always was Father who was annoyed at how Domina was easily defeated by Mash in the final Divine Visionary exam
Doom to the side, looking absolutely tired
Famin and Delisaster drinking away their happiness for Domina's leave
And Epidem was eating a pudding in honor of Domina.
We love Domina here. No Domina hate.
"Our plans seem to have been delayed.. I guess now it's the greatest time to-"
"HAVE A DRINK!" Delisaster raised his wine glass
Suddenly all of us had a wine glass infront of us
Now that the underaged brother is gone, ITS TIME TO GET WASTED-
"To father." Doom raised his glass
OKAYY POP OFF-
"To Innocent Zero." Famin raised his glass-
Huh..?
"To... pud-" Epidem stopped himself as he saw father staring at him-
"TO MY DRAINING MENTALITY!!" I slammed my glass too hard that it shattered everyone's glasses
Whoopsis.
Doom was the first one to react with a sigh
Followed by Delisaster who was breaking down in tears, devastated for the 8000 lond he had to spend for those fancy cupware
"And there she goes again." Famin scoffed as he leaned back on his chair
And Epidem was silent. Apperantly some of the glass shards dropped onto his pudding
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Father was smiling proudly as he clapped
"A wonderful performance by my daughter."
I could feel everyone's glare on me
Am I cooked?
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"So are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?"
I pointed towards a blonde bowl cut dude called Cell War
"Excuse me?" Cell War glared at me
"Youre excused, stupidly useless blondie."
Cell War got a slightly bid mad when I called him a stupidly useless blondie
"Oh Cellie!! I forgot you were here. Dont go messing around with the golden child." Delisaster said as he finally fixed? the wine glasses
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"Why is he even here-"
"As my plaything of course." Famin then pierced a sword through Cell War
A loud groan of annoyance was heard from Doom
"What did I tell you, Famin?" Doom glared at Famin
"Whoops! I mustve accidentally pierced him with a sword!!" Famin shrugged
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"Enough." Fathers voice pierced through everyone
Everyones attention turned to him
"Now that I have the Wand of Beginnings.. I can now ascend to-"
"WOOHOO!!" Delisaster and I celebrated with guess what...
Another drink!! This household is NEVER sober.
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"As I said.. I can now ascend to godhood."
Father then did some silly ahh things with the wand before summoning a dark magic aura on the table
Delisaster and I jumped as we saw the magic
"HE'S GONNA KILL US-" Delisaster shook me
"US?? HES GONNA KILL YOU- YA FOGOTTEN MIDDLE CHILD" I shook him back
"IM NOT EVEN THE MIDDLE CHIL-"
Bonk.
Doom hit both of us with his arm, immedietly knocking Delisaster and I out
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"Excuse me, Father." Doom said as he carried both Delisaster and I over his shoulder out of the room
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"So have you thought about it?"
"Thought about what?"
"Leaving Innocent Zero?"
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"Nah."
Walhberg sighed as he then adjusted his sitting posture
"I dont wanna leave my family. Its way too fun and chaotic." I shrugged
Who would wanna leave these loving brothers that would kill any boy that touches me on sight even though Im technically a grown adult.
"Have you tried talking to your father about leaving his delusion of being the perfect human?"
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"No-"
Must be in the genetics... having delusions just like Father-
"How about you try convincing him? I do not wish to see the world end.." Walhberg sighed
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I gaaasp-
IF I GO WITH FATHER, I KILL MY POOKIE-
Pookie? Tf hes more of a jerk BUT LIKE YOU KNOW- HES MY POOKIE-
"Youre absolutely damn right-"
I WONT BE ABLE TO MARRY HIM IF HES DEAD-
WHAT ABOUT CHILDREN-
Wait what- children?-
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So.. if I want children..
Nah I bet hes fucking dry in bed.
"I'm glad youre going to change, and I hope your Father does aswell. Tell him to join me at the beach once everythings over."
I didnt know father liked the beach-
"Oh and if we ever had the chance, invite all of your brothers too. I'll be inviting students and the Divine Visionaries." Walhberg smiled
At the beach? I mean it sounds like a good idea having everyone play at the beach without a single war
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Once Famin dumps a bucket on me.
Once Orter destroys my sand castle..
And once Doom uses all of the sunscreen...
War is always an option.
"That is all for now. Thank you for your time, (Name)." Walhberg said his goodbye
"Bye bye~ lets meet again later."
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IM ALIVE!!
My last finals is tomorrow hehe
(shh I am definetly studying)
A beach episode is what we all need
Just imagine reader building a sand castle to only get it destroyed by Orter, to then have all of her brothers AND FATHER chase after him LOL
Love, Skky♡