~~~Nail Problems~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer supercap2319 on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/supercap2319/747430308831543296/peter-yn-why-are-you-painting-your-fingernails
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Too short, not even 100 words.
Warnings- Nothing, Peter being cute.
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Peter: "Y/N? Why are you painting your fingernails black?"
Y/N: "Wanda and Pietro took all the red and blue nail polish, so I can't paint them as Spiderman colors. So, I'm going for Venom black. I heard his host is hot as fuck."
Peter Murmurs underneath his breath "I'm hotter."
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~~~If You're Happy and You Know It~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer romanoffshouse on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/romanoffshouse/742605837083836416/peter-to-the-avengers-if-youre-happy-and-you
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: A fun little game, or is it.
Warnings- Mentions of depression.
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Peter, to the Avengers: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
*silence*
Peter: "Damn, y'all depressed as fuck!"
Natasha: "You didn't clap either-"
Peter: "SHUT UP!"
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~~~Heart Eyes~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer on Tumbler
A/N- Someone sent this to me, with no author. If you know who let me know and I will credit them.
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Too short.
Warnings- None.
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"Alright, spidey-boy," curled up in the crook of the sofa, you opened up the food delivery app on your phone, "what do you want for lunch? What do you want?" you repeated with rhythmic goofiness. Eyes ever glued to the screen before your nose and not the man lounging at the other end of the couch, you rocked gently as you scrolled through the options, "what do you want, my baby Peter? Oh!" your eyes then went wide in a slightly childlike manner at the idea your wordplay had suddenly conjured, "Peter, pita! What about that, huh? A little falafel action?" you finally glanced up to catch his eye, fishing for an answer, but not finding the one you sought. Like warm afternoon sun streaming through the windows, a soft and adoring smile crinkled up Peter's eyes as he simply stared at you, "what?"
"Nothing," his head shook gently from side to side as his loving gaze continued to pierce your soul, "falafel sounds great."
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~~~Thanks For Lunch, Dad~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer book-place-incorrect-quotes on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/book-place-incorrect-quotes/724513692439527424/yn-i-think-tony-mixed-up-our-lunches-holds-up-a
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Too short.
Warnings- None.
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Y/N: "I think Tony mixed up our lunches" *holds up a note that says: I love you so much, have an amazing day*
Peter: "Ohh, that explains this, then" *holds up a note that says: Be good. For the love of god, please just be good*
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~~~Midlife Crisis~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer romanoffshouse on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/romanoffshouse/745866155335581696/peter-i-think-im-having-a-mid-life
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Peter having a midlife crisis.
Warnings- Peter freaking out.
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Peter: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Natasha: You're like 15 years old.
Peter: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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~~~Drown Her Out~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer rxmqnova on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/rxmqnova/751658598484082688/yn-how-did-none-of-you-hear-what-i-just
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: None.
Warnings- None.
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Y/N: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Peter: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Kate: I got distracted halfway through.
Yelena: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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~~~Surprise! You're Getting Adopted!~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer book-place-incorrect-quotes on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/book-place-incorrect-quotes/724589200590127104/tony-driving-so-how-was-your-day-yn-we
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: None.
Warnings- None.
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Tony: *driving* So, how was your day?
Y/N: We almost got surprise adopted!
Tony: What?
Peter: She means kidnapped
Tony: Oh, okay- *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT
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~~~Who Knew~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer on Tumbler
Pairings ---> Kate Bishop x Fem!Reader
Summary: None.
Warnings- None.
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*Kate, Yelena & Peter try to help Morgan with her homework*
Peter: It's harder than I thought
*Y/n walks in*
Kate: Y/n? Babe could you come here for a second, we might use your help. *Y/n comes*
Peter: Okay, first question: what occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
Y/n: The letter M
Yelena: What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Y/n: Short
Kate: Third question: can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday?
Y/n: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow
Kate: Wow impressive darling
Yelena: What is your secret detka?
Y/n: *whispers* Google
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~~~ Call Me A Taxi~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer rxmqnova on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/rxmqnova/745955026257788928/yelena-yn-you-were-so-wasted-last-night-yn-i
Pairings ---> Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: None.
Warnings- None.
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Yelena: Y/N, you were so wasted last night.
Y/N: I wasn't that drunk!
Peter: ...You called a taxi home.
Y/N: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Kate: The party was at your house.
Y/N: ...Crap.
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~~~I Demand Attention!~~~
A/N- All credit goes to the writer lesbian-deadpool on Tumbler
https://www.tumblr.com/lesbian-deadpool/710741683357302784/carol-whats-peter-to-you-natasha-and-yn-the
Pairings ---> Natasha Romanoff x Reader
Summary: None.
Warnings- None.
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Carol: What's Peter to you?
Natasha and Y/N: The reason we wake up every morning.
Wanda: That's adorable!
Peter, their son, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
(Bonus)
Peter, still banging pots together: I DEMAND ATTENTION!
Y/N: THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING ELSE, RIGHT NOW!
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