If i was in Lego: NINJAGO
(S.5 | E.5) Peek-A-Boo.
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The ninja have now come back with the scroll, and are practicing on Rex, they're trying to reach the flag thing. minus Cole, they updated us on what happened and Cole turned into a ghost.
Kai: "Seriously?"
He says while trying to reach the flag.
Ronan: "Aww, just short. Like your temper kai."
Jay: "Let me try, im for sure a better airjitzuer then you Kai."
Kai: "Oh, yeah? and when did that happen?"
Jay: "Like now!"
He then Airjitzus up and very almost reaches the flag but falls before he could.
Kai: "Oh yeah, that was sooo much better then me."
Kai says in a sarcastic and mocking tone.
Jay: "It-..it was"
Ronan: "That wasn't airjitzu, that was Fail-itzu."
Kai: "Or stupid-iztu"
Evelyn: "Kai, Ronan, please for the sake of the first spinjitzu master. Shut the fu€k up."
Wu:"To master the powers of airjitzu, we must uplift, not put each other down. Ronan."
Ronan bites his apple
Ronan: "You close the shop for a week, you gotta let me have some fun. Aren't nindroids supposed to be precise?"
Kai: "Ugh, these new suits are heavy. Why can't we just use our old ones."
Evelyn: "Because they stinky as fu€k"
Wu: "These are embedded with deepstone. they will protect you from being possessed."
Jay gets up.
Jay: "Yeah, well, maybe the name 'Airjitzu' isn't uplifting enough. Maybe we need something more inspiring, like...Cyclondo!"
He then airjitzus up and goes above the flag, and while hes falling he steals Ronans apple.
Ronan: "Miss, again- Hey!"
Jay lands back down and laughs.
Jay: "Cyclondo."
He then bites the apple.
Evelyn: "Jay, this is why your my favorite."
I Pat his shoulder.
Evelyn: "Can i try the apple by the way?"
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Misako gathered everyone to explain the next clue.
Misako: "Now that both Morro and you have Airjitzu. its time to turn our attention to the second clue, the sword in the cloud"
Zane: [In pirate accent] "Me senses tell me, it could be many a swords. Thar be the fire sword, the sword of destiny, the golden cutlas."
Kai: "I though you said you fixed his voice?"
jay: "i did, and then i made it better"
Zane: "The sword of invisibility. The sword of invincibility."
Kai: [While laughing here and there] "Your right, he is better"
Zane: "The blade of ruin"
Misako: "Aye, Zane, and to add to your colorful account there are many more swords. But it wasn't until Morro and his allies commandeered Nya's samurai mech that it all became clear. It's the sword of sanctuary, protected in the cloud kingdom."
Ronan: "Cloud kingdom? i know every square inch of ninjago, there ain't no place called the cloud kingdom."
Wu: "You're right, it isn't in Ninjago. It's in a parallel realm that can only be reached though the blind mans eye."
Nya: "The blind mans eye? you mean the powerful storm cyclone above the clouds? but its altitude is far to high for the bounty to reach."
Misako: "Unless we ascend the tallest mountain in Ninjago. The wailing alps."
Wu: "Yes, the wailing alps, when the blind mans eye passes its peak. you four ninja will jump into the eye of the storm, using airjitzu to cross over to cloud kingdom, to take possession of the sword of sanctuary."
Jay: "Woah woah woah sensei, your throwing around some big words here, but i think you got one thing wrong, its not airjitzu its cyclondo."
The others all groan while Kai and Zane mess up Jays hair or something.
Jay: "Ow, hey.."
Cole: "So this sword of sanctuary that we're after, what makes it so special?"
Wu: "It's special because reflected within its blade you can foresee your opponent's next move."
Misako: "And whoever gets it will have a huge advantage, Lights please."
Misako turns the projector off and ronan turns the lights on.
Misako: "This is about more then finding the next clue to the first spinjitzu masters tomb, this is about saving my son. You cannot fail."
Kai: "then lets gear up. We have one big mountain to climb."
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A little later we're reaching the wailing alps, Cole, Kai, Jay, Zane, and i are on the deck of the bounty looking at the mountain.
Jay starts shivering followed by Kai then Me.
Jay: "Its getting really cold."
Kai: "Freezing if you ask me"
Evelyn: "Ima bout to get frostbite i swear. It feels like ima just freeze right here right now, yeah hell no fu€k that im going back down with the others."
Nya Walks up the stairs to the deck, i pass her while walking down.
Nya: "Boys, we need you down below."
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The others get in their mech things.
Nya: "Without your mechs you'll never be able to survive the extreme conditions on your own. i've also installed headsets into your hoods for easy communication. Try it out."
Jay: "Ahem, tell me Zane, how tall is this mountain?"
Zane: [Still in pirate accent] "The precise elevation of the wailing alps be well over three leagues and 28 fathoms."
Jay snickers a bit and looks at Kai
Jay: "Zanes so much cooler"
Ronan: "Remember, once you get to the peak, you'll only have one shot to shoot the blind mans eye, don't miss."
He says then turns around and walks over to a lever.
Cole sighs a bit
Cole: "Uh- i don't know guys, you had time to practice. Maybe i should sit this one out.."
Kai: "Don't even think about it. You may be a ghost, but your still apart of our team."
Jay: "And if it weren't for you getting the first clue, we
wouldn't even be here."
Evelyn: "Plus, i wouldn't let you stay either way, so your going on that damn mission."
Nya: "So, what do you say Cole? are you in, or out?"
Cole: "Open the hanger doors."
Cole points at Ronan, who pulls the lever behind him.
Ronan: "Opening hanger doors!"
He pulls the lever and an alarm starts blaring as the floor the ninjas mechs we're standing on opens up.
Jay: "Woo hoo! haha! Is anyone else getting a tingling feeling?"
Kai: "Yeah, frostbite."
Ronan: "Drop em."
Nya then presses a button that drops their mechs down and they jump down through the hole.
All four: "Ninja-Snow!"
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Nya: "The blind mans eye will be passing the peak in T-minus four hours."
Wu: "Good, then if there isn't any trouble. They should be able to get there in time."
Ronan: "Just put of curiosity, why is it they call it the wailing alps?"
Misako: "Because when the unnaturally strong wind gusts blow through the canyons, it creates a wailing sound. they say some gusts are strong enough to blow someone clear off the face of the mountain."
She says while walking towards the edge of the bounty, putting her hand onto the fence while Ronan starts speaking.
Ronan: "Right. No trouble at all."
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The red light tracking the ninja disappears.
Nya: "Their beacons, What happened? where did they go?"
Wu: "they made it, they've crossed over ti the cloud kingdom."
We all cheer
Evelyn: "YIP- FU€K1NG -EE!"
A crash is heard that makes everyone go silent.
Ronan: "What was that?"
We all run over to the edge of the ship to see what that was and look below. We see the emo ghostly mech and a ghost walking/floating away, but it looks....drunk? Ronan then lowers a cage from the bounty and it traps the ghost.
Ronan: "Fresh catch of the day"
Wu: "Bring him aboard. I want answers."
Nya looks back up at the wailing alps.
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