I woke up in a new place, I see Lorax right beside me.
Lorax: oh my god you're okay, pookie!
Lorax hugs me as I wince
Bibble: c-careful... I still hurt!
Lorax: (blushes) oh I'm sorry!
Bibble: it's okay... Wait did you call me pookie?
Lorax: u-uhm...
It was silent.
Bibble: ....well?
Lorax: y-yes-I did...
Bibble: s-sorry, I'm still not used to dating anyone, I'm usually a loner...
Lorax: aww... It's okay... I'm not used to being with a bad boy... Anyways do you want breakfast
Bibble: sure! Can we go to the mall today?
Lorax: oh but what about ur wounds?
Bibble: they heal fast.
Lorax: oh okay let's go
So then we got into my cool car and drove to the mall.
As soon as we got tere we saw a few girls getting their autographs from a dude in a black jacket. Another bad boy...
???: Ladies ladies! One at a time! There's plenty of dragon to go around!
Girl 1: I want some mall Rizz!
Girl 2: I want to touch his scales
Girl 3: I WANNA BE HIS POOPZILLA!
Dragon: please, ladies! Go on now, your prince has stuff to attend to.
Ten the girls lev and dragon rolls his eyes.
Dragon: sheesh. Can't a dragon ever get a break?
Me: I know right?
Dragon: oh, are you a bad boy too?
Me: yeah! Wait, I know you! You're the demon dragon right? I watch you on tiktok! I'm bibble!
Dragon: well, it's nice to meet you bibble. I see you have your pookie with you?
Bibble: yes, this is Lorax!
Lorax: I love your videos UwU have you found your true love yet? Oh wait I mean dragonette.
Dragon sighs sadly.
Dragon: sigh... I'm afraid not. There's so many to choose from! I'm at a loss for picking three..
Lorax: who might they be, and wat do u like in them?
Dragon: well, there's Rachel, she's jokerette material, then there's Goth Zelda, we Stan a slay goth UwU, and... K-katie... I think just saying her name makes me realize that... I want her the most but My rival RYAN, GRRR.... he kidnapped her and moved to Oklahoma!!! I vowed never to step foot in that land again, so I'm at a loss for what to do.
Bibble pats his back.
Bibble: don't worry! You don't wanna step foot right? Why not fly there?
Dragon: wait, you're right! BIBBLE YOURE A GENIUS! Would you two care to help me decide a plan? Over some auntie Anne's of course.
Lorax: sure!
Bibble: I've got nothing else to do. We'd be honored!
Little did the three know
.... Things would get worse then just going to Oklahoma....