Eileen is telling (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Anna about some turtles. "And that concludes my interpretive dance piece asking if you want to watch baby sea turtles hatch tonight at sunset." She said. "Whoa! Who can pass that up? I'm in!" Anna said. "If we're going to be at the beach, that means we can go camping!" Mordecai said. "Do you know what goes with camping and beaches? Buh-buh-buh-buh-bonfires!" Rigby said. "Sea Turtle Hatching Beach Bonfire Party!" Everyone said.
(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Anna are in a car driving to the beach. "Where do we turn off next, Eileen?" Anna asked. "Hold on, let me check the directions!" She replied, while looking in her bag. "Hold on, let me check the directions!" She finds some trail mix. "Trail Mix? Oh no! This is my recreation bag! I left the directions in my school bag by mistake!" She said. Rigby takes the trail mix from Eileen. "Wump-wump!" He eats the trail mix, and (Y/n) giggles. "Remember Eileen, if we get lost, moss always grows on the south side of the tree!" Anna said. "North side. No worries, I know exactly where I left the directions." Eileen gets her phone and calls Sam. "Hey Sam, are you at home now?" (Y/n)'s and Rigby's faces look embarrassed. "Oh great! You see that bag on the counter?
It has directions to Sunset Cove in it." Eileen switches to Rigby's worried face. "Can you read them to me? Uh-huh! No, we already passed that! Slight right on left-hand road or-" Mordecai is annoyed. "Ugh! This is taking forever! Just put him on speaker!" He puts Sam on speaker and puts Eileen's phone next to Rigby. "Did you get that, Eileen? Eileen?" Sam asked. She isn't answering. "Eileen, are you there?" Sam asked. "Uhh, yeah. Yeah, I got it." Eileen said. "Oh Good. If you get lost, just remember, moss always grows on the south side of the tree!" Sam said.
"North side." Eileen said. "That's hilarious, Anna just said the same thing!" Mordecai said. "Wait, am I on speaker?" Sam asked. "I see the turn, no more directions, bye!" Rigby turns Eileen's phone off. They have arrived at Sunset Cove. "Welcome to Youth Topia!" Stan said. "Uh, thanks? Can we go through?" (Y/n) asked. "Your membership cards please!" Stan said. "Oh, no. We're not members, we just wanna go down to the beach and-" Mordecai said, and Stan gasps. "Non-members!" He shouted. "Who's a non-member, Stan? Is it these guys? This is a private spa! Get outta here, non-members!" A security guard said. "We just wanna have a Beach Bonfire Sea Turtle Hatching party!" Rigby said. "Aw! These simple non-members are kinda cute when they're mad!" The two employees laugh. "Come on, let's park more further down so we can hang at the beach." Anna drives away. "Did you hear them say all that stuff!?" He continues laughing.
The car parks at the beach, they get out some equipment and Rigby even gives (Y/n) a ride down to the beach on his back while laughing. "Here!" (Y/n) said, and Rigby fell over. "Can you believe it? Turtles for generations have been laying eggs in this sand!" She said. Rigby has some sand in his mouth, so he tries to yell. "These tents are pretty cool, when they're not smashed to bits!" Mordecai said.
"I know, right! Well I think it's about time we get our snack on!" Anna said. "I think Eileen's got some snacks in the cooler!" Mordecai said. "Nice!" Anna walks to the cooler and picks it up while (Y/n), Rigby and Eileen are picking up some wood. "Remember, only dry wood, Rigby!" (Y/n) said. "Dry-shmy, big diff!" Eileen sighs. "What's got you down? We're doing a turtle thing! Woo!" Rigby said. "It's just, I wish Sam could be here." She said.
"Why didn't you invite him?" (Y/n) instantly remembers. "Oh yeah-the whole Christmas kiss thing with me and Rigby..." she said. "I get why you don't like Sam Rigby, but Sam''s my friend. I don't know, I just wish we could all be friends." She said. (Y/n) and Rigby glance at each other with guilt. "We got wood! Huh!" (Y/n) throws it on the ground as the trio come back. "It's almost time for the turtles to hatch! We gotta find their nest!" Eileen said. "Uh, Rigby, I think you and I should get some more firewood. Come on." (Y/n) said. "But we just got some!" Rigby said. "Now!" (Y/n) said. Rigby stands up and grumbles. "Fine..." (Y/n) is walking with Rigby. "So it's like, I don't wanna put Eileen in this position, but I just can't stand to be around Sam right now!" Rigby said. "Yeah. But it doesn't change the fact that Sam and Eileen are still friends." (Y/n) said, and Rigby sighs. "I know, but after everything that's happened, I just..." Rigby said.
"Uhh, well, hey look! What's that light up ahead?" (Y/n) asked. Behind a rock, they see the back of a spa of Youth Topia where members are relaxing while sea turtles are being abused by working as slaves in everyday activities, such as massaging a member's back, being used as shades for their eyes and cotton wool for their toes, and mud baths. "And breathe." The sea turtles are being used as pillows for the members. "What are they doing with those turtles?" Rigby asked. Stan and the security guy are watching TV next to a pool. "Here at Youth Topia, we have dedicated ourselves to the Fountain of Youth. How have we accomplished this? Simple. Sea turtles. They're sciencey stuff, and turtles makes you look younger. Just ask this doctor." A narrator said. "Huh?" The doctor asked.
"But enough of that egghead. Let's see what this 90 year old man has to say about this." Sea turtles cover up the old man's face and his face turns young, and the man talks in a foreign language; "I look young again!"). "Wow, that's really messed up." (Y/n) said. "Tell me about it!" Rigby said. "You're going to the beach for the turtle hatching tonight?" The security guy asked. "You know it, man! Gonna get me a fresh new turtle! The younger, the better!" Stan said. "Yeah, mine's getting old." The turtle coughs. "Ew!" Stan said. (Y/n) growls and clenches her fist, then gasps. "Eileen's turtles!" She shouted. "Come on, we gotta warn her." Rigby said. "Fresh turtles! Fresh out of the eggs!" They bump into the employee, making him spill the turtles, which fly into Stan and the security guy's faces, then they stand up and see (Y/n) and Rigby. "NON-MEMBERS!!!!"
Two employees grab (Y/n) and Rigby by the arms. "You guys are sick! This is animal cruelty!" (Y/n) growled. "Yeah, we're gonna call the cops!" Rigby shouted. "They're already here. They've got lifetime memberships. Ain't that right, officers?" Two cops named Hank and Glenn get up from a pool. "What?!" (Y/n) asked in disbelief. "Looks like we got some troublemakers here, Glenn!" Hank said. "Yeah, real turtle-huggers, Hank!" Glenn said. "Time to take them to their shell! Their prison shell! See what I did there?" The Youth Topia employees and the cops throw (Y/n) and Rigby into their police cruiser. "Hey! Let us out of here!" Rigby shouted angrily.
"Sit tight, non-members! Now, let's go get some fresh baby turtles so we don't look old anymore!" They chant as they walk down to the beach where Mordecai, Anna and Eileen are looking for the nest. "I'm not seeing any turtles, Eileen! Are you sure this is the spot?" Mordecai asked. "Give them a minute! They're shy, misunderstood creatures like me. It's almost sundown. Where are (Y/n) and Rigby?
They're gonna miss it." She said. Rigby kicks the bars three times. "We've got to get outta here before those creeps get to the turtles!" Rigby said. "Quick, call Eileen!" (Y/n) said. Rigby dials a number. "Come on, Eileen... Come on, Eileen..." a ringing sound is heard, and he groans in realization. "I forgot! I took her phone from earlier!" He said. "Well, the cops are no good. We gotta call somebody for help!" (Y/n) said. Rigby sighs. "I can't believe I'm doing this." He dials another number.
The eggs are starting to hatch. "It's moving, it's moving!" Anna said. "They're hatching!" The security guy grabs their shoulders. "Right on time!" Stan said. "Thanks for making our job easier. Gage 'em and cage 'em, Glenn!" Glenn places a crate in front of them. "But you're officers of the law! Why are you doing this?!" Mordecai asked. "Cause without these turtles, my face would be like a ball of raisins in an old leather jacket." Hank said. "Look! In the sand!" Stan said. Baby sea turtles pop out of the sand and start to crawl to the crate.
"No turtle can resist the cage!" Glenn said. "No, little ones! It's a trap! Don't go in!" Anna shouted. The baby sea turtles stop and look at them. "Lettuce persuade them, Glenn!" Hank said. Glenn places a piece of lettuce in the box. "See what I did there?" The baby sea turtles crawl inside the crate. "No!" Eileen shouted. Mordecai growls. "Let those turtles go!" He slaps the security guy's hand and breaks free. He hits the sand, which hits the security guy's face.
"Get to the turtles!" He shouted. Eileen runs to rescue the turtles. Stan blocks the way, but Eileen pushes him out, then Hank blocks her path, but she slides under him, but he grabs her and she, Anna and Mordecai get thrown in the sand. "I got my rights!" Mordecai shouted. Glenn closes the crate. "Don't worry. You'll understand when you're older." Glenn laughs evilly. Chopper 6 appears above them. "Hey, could it be?!" Mordecai asked. "Chopper 6 right on time!" Frank said. "Sam's dad?" Eileen asked. "Are we late for the Beach Bonfire Turtle Hatching Party?" Frank lands Chooper 6 on the beach and Sam, a cameraman, and a boom operator come out of the helicopter. "Unique New York, unique New York. Okay,
I'm good, Murray, let's roll it. We're here at lovely Sunset Cove where a scene that's anything, but lovely is happening. Youth Topia Spa is allegedly using baby sea turtles for anti-aging purposes. Youth Topia employees, do you care to comment on this?" Sam asked. "Uh...." Stan and the security guy said. "And you! You're officers of the law! What do you have to say for yourselves?" Sam asked. "Well..." Hank's dentures fall out of his mouth. "There you have it, folks. The use of baby sea turtles may make you less gross on the outside, but it sure to reveal how gross you are on the inside." Sam said. Anna opens the crate. "Baby sea turtles, listen to me. You don't have to make old people look young. You can live! You have a choice!" The baby sea turtles look at each other, crawl out of the crate and start to crawl towards the spa.
"Go, little ones, be free!" Anna said. (Y/n) and Rigby see the baby sea turtles crawl to the spa. "What is that?" (Y/n) asked. "I think those are Eileen's turtles." Rigby said. "Fresh turtles! Straight from the egg! Huh?" A Youth Topia employee asked as he sees the baby sea turtles crawling towards him, he tries to escape, but the baby sea turtles grab him and eat him. All of the baby sea turtles eat the members from the chairs and the mud bath. "And breathe." The yoga teacher sees the baby sea turtles coming towards him. "Just keep breathing! Keep breathing! Aah!" He gets eaten.
Three baby sea turtles jump into one Youth Topia employee's face and attack him, then one baby sea turtle jumps into one member's face. "Cancel my membership!" Another baby sea turtle jumps into the member's face and punches him in the face. The baby sea turtles drop a tank, releasing more baby sea turtles, then they drop a tiki torch stand, burning the entire spa down. The baby sea turtles crawl to the police cruiser and one breaks a window and breaks the door with his superhuman strength,
freeing (Y/n) and Rigby. "Come on! Let's get outta here!" (Y/n) said. As she and Rigby retreat, the baby sea turtles jump into the driver's seat and form in human while one hits the brakes, and the police cruiser is heading straight towards the Youth Topia employees and the cops. "Hey, Hank, is that our cruiser?" Glenn asked. As it continues to drive towards them, they put on a seatbelt and shades. "Come on, let's bail!" They try to escape, but the baby sea turtles grab them and they're driving up a hill and heading towards a cliff. "Let's sea if these pigs can fly!" A baby turtle said. "Huh?!" Hank asked. "Do you see what I did there?"
They drive off the cliff and land in the water, which the cruiser explodes, killing the Youth Topia employees and the cops, then four baby sea turtles rise out of the water and clap. "Woah! Turtles are awesome!" Rigby said. "Eileen! Are you okay?" Sam asked. "I'm fine, but how did you know we were in trouble?" She asked. "Rigby called and told me the whole story." Sam said.
"Wait, Rigby called you on the phone?!" Mordecai asked. "On Eileen's phone, actually." Sam said. "Somebody had to save those turtles. We couldn't call the cops, so the news was the next big thing. And it just so happens, we know a newsman. Besides, we figured you wanted all of your friends here for this." (Y/n) said. Eileen sniffles and gives them a hug. "Oh, you guys!" They look away uncomfortably as Rigby smiles nervously and Chopper 6 takes off. "Uh, Eileen?" (Y/n) asked. "Just a little longer." She replied. The Youth Topia spa explodes.