Thursday, 6th.
The birds chirped throughout the dark sky, the night showing the stars and the moon. It was quiet.
"SHITTT! I forgot to do my math homework.. Oh no no no-" You quickly got up from your bed, almost falling as you went to your desk immediately and took your phone to ask your friend for the copy.
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11:07 PM
Y/n:
MAMA
I DONE FUCKED UP
I DID NAWWWWTTTT DO MY HW!!!
GANG I MIGHT BE COOKED
PLEASE HELP
SNED COPY PLS
ITS DUE
MIDNIGHT!???!
gang i might fall like the holy roman empire
this is my last goodbye,,, 😔
Ottoman went online
Ottoman:
Sorry, who's this?
Y/n:
OH
SHIT
WAIT DID I GET THE RIGHT CONTACTS???
WAIT
oh!
no i did not!
kms im so sorry good sir/ma'am whatever you are
Ottoman:
It's alright.
I just didn't expect someone to be spamming my phone.
Y/n:
NNNOOOO IM SORRY HEGLP
UM
oh why is ur name ottoman
ottoman empire mentioned mhmmhmhmj underrated i love empires wdym they're gone :(
sorry
im sorry again i'll just leave have a nice night/day whatever timezone you is in!!
Ottoman:
Oh
Alright.
Y/n went offline
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"Well that was embarrassing, glad I don't know that person!" You mumbled to yourself before finally clicking the correct person instead of the 'randomize' button.
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UGLY DONKEY (That I love <3)
11:10 PM
Y/n:
parental figure.
i crave math homework.
B/f went online
B/F:
Y/N....
DID U NOT DO IT??
Y/n:
PLEASE
IM SORYR
I WAS
uh
B/f:
watching a documentary of ww1,ww2, cold war, the collapse of roman empire and holy roman empire and more?
yea ik.
smh.
scoffs.
Y/n:
STOP
U KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE CUNTRIES!!!!
B/f:
GANG
IK THAT
BUT YOU HAVE LIKE 50 MINS LEFT TO FINISH THE 30 QUESTIONS
YOU'RE COOKED
Y/n:
ho u helping me.
u dont have a choice.
tf u mean SMH
B/f:
bruh
i be taking every BULLET FOR YOU <///3333
Y/n:
IF U EVER HAVE KIDNEY PROBLEMS ILL GIVE U A KIDNEY
PLEASEEEE
PWEASE
I'LL SMOOCH YOU ON THE HEAD
PLASADW1!!!!
B/f:
smh
u owe me one for history class
smh
glares
Y/n:
YES
PLS
JUST SEND
B/f:
FFIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE!!!
Sent 5 images
HERES UR FOOD
NICE AND HOT
Y/n:
MMMMM
gobbles
TY BBG
B/f:
stop i have a.......partner11!!!1!!!1
Y/n:
ok lmao that's such a lie bffr
B/f:
don't play i'll delete the images.
Y/n:
SOWWEY CRIES CUTELY
TY
LOVE YOU
DONT DIE
OR I'LL DIE
TY
B/f:
ILYT
DONT DIE
TAKE CARE
I NEED GOOD HISTORY GRADES
Y/n:
wow......
JOKE LAMMOAMAOA
BYE GN!!!!
Y/n went offline
B/f went offline
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You quickly started on your math homework and turned on the history documentary of countries, you were now listening to the history of Belgium.
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Friday, 7th.
After college, you and your bestfriend, B/f, were now heading home. Your homes were quite near together so now you both were walking on the way home together.
"Dude, I wonder why you go to the same classes as me, I mean you lowkey highkey suck at history." You spoke, chewing on some jelly you bought from a nearby convenience store with your bestfriend.
"Well, I don't suck at it. It's just you're an absolutely addict at studying about these countries." B/f replied back, making a slightly good point, making you smile a bit.
"Can't help it gang, some countries are too underrated not to get studied. Honestly if it was possible I'd study on how a Countryhuman works, but I think I'll just stick to history." Humming, you heard a giggle from B/f.
"You failed science like 7 times in elementary."
"Don't call me out now..."
After a while of walking and talking, B/f finally found their turn to go home and bid farewell to you, you waved and headed to your home.
Arriving upon your house, you live alone. Your parents are across the seas, but daily call you to check up on you. It was fine though, you weren't too concerned about it.
Luckily, today you had history homework. The homework you could actually deal without having to crawl back to B/f every time.
So, without a hurry, you took a shower, had some dinner, continued to watch your documentary that you have not finished last night and started on your history work.
Well, you were bored. Not of the history homework, because you were lowkey lonely.
"B/f is my solution." You grabbed your phone again and started texting.
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7:14 PM
Y/n:
coughs
sniffs
cawcaw
im hungry!!!!
why isnt the name loading
pls dont tell me i texted the wrong person again
Ottoman went online
Ottoman:
You did.
Y/n:
kms omfg
sir/ma'am i'm so sorry your contacts was next to my bestfriend's and i hurriedly click on it
feel free to block me sobs im so sorry once again
have a nice day/night again this is so embarrassing for me
Ottoman:
Wait
It's fine.
I'm not going to block you yet.
We all make mistakes sometimes.
Y/n:
and that sometime is my parents making me/joke dont throw me
Ottoman:
?
Why would I throw you?
Y/n:
i
wait before i ask whats ur gender like
i dont wanna assume yk
Ottoman:
I'm a male.
Y/n:
sir how like old are you/RESPECTFULLY
Ottoman:
Old.
Y/n:
are you like ottoman empire old or...../SILLY/JOKE SORRYYY
Ottoman:
No no you are correct on that one.
Y/n:
WAT THAT MEAN?!??!?!?!
wait u recognize ottoman empire!!!!
Ottoman:
I think my name explains it, no?
Y/n:
SORRY HELP
c-c-c-c-can i lowkey be friends with u
i need history friends with me
u can absolutely decline i fully understand that
Ottoman:
I guess?
Do you just make friends with people on the spot even after you accidentally texted them 2 times?
Y/n:
gang pls ur making me feel like i have autism problems
Ottoman:
..
What's autism?
Y/n:
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS AUTISM??
HOW OLD ARE YOU???
Ottoman:
Like I said.
Pretty old.
So, what's autism?
Y/n:
basically um
like u have problems in talking, socializing, learning, behaving and etc
you MIGHT have to use google for that one gang
i'm studying history idk allat doctor stuff
Ottoman:
Huh.
Well then most of my family members have autism then.
Y/n:
HEMRLJPJ MEMEHEEEE
WHATTTT
sir u are suddenly my favorite!
brb! changing my fav empire to ottoman!/SILLY
Ottoman:
Oh, thank you.
You say you were studying history?
Y/n:
yeeeesssss
im doing
history homework rn
no cap easiest subject for me rn
Ottoman:
I agree with your statement.
History is quite easy for me.
Y/n:
REALLY
do u maybe,....
wanna do a quiz about...
ottoman emprie...
*empeir
*empire.
hate my life smh cries flies
Ottoman:
Yes, sure.
That'd be lovely actually.
Y/n:
YAY
what's the capital of ottoman empire.
Ottoman:
It changed over time, so there's 3 answers.
Bursa, Edirne and Constantinople.
Y/n:
OKAY???
DAMN U KNOW UR STUFF
its not over tho trust
im the better expert ehegehghe
Ottoman:
I'll see.
Y/n:
NEXT
what territories did ottoman empire control???
Ottoman:
Oh, that's quite a few.
Let me think.
Some of the southeast europe..
Western Asia..
North Africa..
And some parts of Arabian Peninsula.
Y/n:
holy shit if u said u were a historian i'd immediately believe it
r u?
Ottoman:
Somewhat like that, I guess.
Keep the questions coming, it's quite entertaining.
Y/n:
HMMMMMMMMM
when did ottoman officially end?
Ottoman:
Ah.
November 1, 1922.
Y/n:
sheesh gang i thought u were only gonna answer the year?
remembered it so specifically
how long did Ottoman last??
Ottoman:
These are such baby questions.
623 years.
Y/n:
DONT PLAY BRO I KNOW AS MUCH AS YOU!!!!
Ottoman:
Alright let me ask you this.
What's the role of 'Shadow Sultan' in the Ottoman Empire?
Y/n:
OOO RARE QUESTION SPOTTED!!!
Basically refers to like the 'Sheikh-ul-islam' however u spell it......
the highest religious authority in the empire!!!
Ottoman:
Oh.
Good job.
Y/n:
WOOHOO
wait omg this is fun sobs
r we friends
can we be friends
pls i need friends who know a lot of history
and u are so smart good sir
Ottoman:
Huh.
Sure.
Y/n:
SHAKES HANDS WITH YOU
im so happy
wait i lowkey forgot how to do my history homework
this thing is like
not even close to ottoman empire
let me recall my stuff rq
Ottoman:
What's it about?
Y/n:
like
smh america
this semester has been MOSTLY about america and lowkey be making me mad like
where's my mongolia...
where's my brazilian empire..
WHERE'S MY EMPIRES!!!!!
Ottoman:
Oh.
That sucks.
Y/n:
IT DOES
listen america's a cool country with cool history and allat
but i need to physically study about more countries
might have to make a complaint to the professor/silly
Ottoman:
Do you need help with any of the questions?
Y/n:
nahh
this is easy stuff when it's about america
not historical enough for me SMH
Ottoman:
Ah.
Do you want to have more questionnaires after you finish your homework?
Y/n:
just as you said that i'm suddenly done wdym
QUESTIONNAIRES OF THE EMPIRES? I DONE DROPPED EVERYTHING!!!!
Ottoman:
Are you
Actually done
Y/n:
2 more questions sadly but give me like
10 seconds
count down
trust
Ottoman:
Let's see then.
10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
Y/n:
DONE
IM NOT COOKED
HAHAHADWHOAGOHEGIHG
Ottoman:
Good job.
Would you like to continue?
Y/n:
yes yesyesyeyssye!!!!!!!
if possible i think ur an expert in ottoman
well
due to the name and the questions
so let's continue in ottoman for a while!!!!!!!
Ottoman:
Alright then.
What were the elite soldiers called?
Y/n:
HMMMM
JANISSARIES!!!!
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Ottoman
11:45 PM
Y/n:
sir.
how many questions have u asked about ottoman.
i can't even count anymroe cries
Ottoman:
I guess I'm just that good at Ottoman's history.
Am I not?
Y/n:
SMH YES U ARE BUT
I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!
even tho i think i have another hw i might work on
lmfao who gaf it's saturday tmrw
Ottoman:
I do not know what those words are.
Y/n:
bro's so historical he don't know the modern words/RESPECTFULLY
lmfao means laughing my ass off
gaf means give a fuck
hw means homwork
tmrw means tomorrow!!!
Ottoman:
That's quite the language you got there.
Y/n:
SORRY
trust this is why we have slangs
much easier and less violent!!!
ouh im hungry i swear i just ate dinner
Ottoman:
Well, before you started talking to me, did you eat dinner?
Y/n:
yes!
had like spicy curry
smhmmheahmfmheg curry im HUNGRY
Ottoman:
It's been 4 hours.
I think I can see why you're hungry.
Y/n:
IT HAS BEEN WHAT
4????
Ottoman:
About to be 5.
Y/n:
gang...
no..
NO!!!!
CRIES DRAMAATICALLY WDYM!!!!!!!!11!!!11!
no srsly wdym time passes by so fast.
Ottoman:
Time passes too fast.
Y/n:
RRRREEEEEAAALLL SOBS
holy moly my stomach just sounded like ww2 happened ehgoesh
sorry i maybe should not make those jokes
but ur a historian i think u'd get the reference
Ottoman:
Pfft.
I think everyone does.
I find it funny, no worries.
Y/n:
TY FOR NOT JUDGING ME FOR MY JOKE
trust i love geography/history jokes
praying a countryhuman doesn't hear one tho i'll get executed IMMEDIATELY LMAOMAOWDOMA
my stomach is eating me alive someone help
Ottoman:
Go drink some milk or eat some eggs.
Perhaps it can fill your stomach.
Y/n:
sighhhh
gosh now that u mentioned it i want some sunny side up eggs
brb rq!!!
Ottoman:
I don't
Know what those words mean.
But I'll wait.
Y/n:
im back
i made 5 sunny side up eggs
mmmmhmhmhmh
Ottoman:
5?
You're that hungry?
Y/n:
gang this is just a snack for me
5 is barely enough to fulfill the suffering my stomach gave me sigh.
im so glad i can cook.
what time is it for u sir??
Ottoman:
Hm.
Well, I'm
Somewhere near UN's headquarters
Y/n:
YOU'RE IN AMERICA??
shiii and to think i just lowkey shamed america history later sobs
Ottoman:
Sadly, the UN headquarters is located there, yea.
Would love to be at Turkey's territory right now.
Y/n:
ouhh i'd love to visit every country
sadly i'm not the richest
but yk what i MIGHT be able to go to a country in the next few months
MIGHT tho sigh.
Ottoman:
Choose Turkey.
Trust in my words.
Y/n:
honestly im considering that too so
Ottoman:
Hope you manage to go there.
Also, is it not midnight for you?
Y/n:
huh
oh yea it is
i forgor again
uhhh i dont rlly care since its like
saturday tmrw
im still not done listening to the documentaries
Ottoman:
Ah?
What documentary?
Y/n:
one about belgium, i'm almost done with it tho
the next one is probably the history of like
mali
underrated country :333
Ottoman:
You should stop and go to sleep.
Do I call you Y/n?
Y/n:
Yeeep!
well i kinda dont wannaaa
i'd rather listen and watch these documentaries instead hehe :3
Ottoman:
That's not good for you.
Y/n:
ehh
sleep schedule's fucked anyway i dont rlly care sigh
Ottoman:
Even if so, go sleep.
Y/n:
sighhhhhh
waheteetev
holy hsi my splng
Ottoman:
You're not okay, go sleep.
Y/n:
SMH
okhray fien...
OGONDIGHTHT!!!!!
Ottoman:
Goodnight.
Y/n went offline
Ottoman:
Humans are so weird these days.
Ottoman went offline