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"Oh my gosh wdym macaroons didn't come from France.." "Yea France's a fraud trust." "TAIS-TOI, M脠RE ROUGE-" _... More

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2.|Do historians eat?|
3.|Another historian coming through!|
4.|More friends.. Skibidi|
5.|Having fun with the historians!! ^o^|
6.|Average interaction with your babes|
7.|You got that rizz FRFR馃|
8.|Food and feelings 馃嵔锔弢

1.|Homework sucks..|

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By V1_Ultrakill_

Thursday, 6th. 



The birds chirped throughout the dark sky, the night showing the stars and the moon. It was quiet.


"SHITTT! I forgot to do my math homework.. Oh no no no-" You quickly got up from your bed, almost falling as you went to your desk immediately and took your phone to ask your friend for the copy.


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11:07 PM


Y/n:

MAMA

I DONE FUCKED UP

I DID NAWWWWTTTT DO MY HW!!!

GANG I MIGHT BE COOKED

PLEASE HELP

SNED COPY PLS

ITS DUE

MIDNIGHT!???!

gang i might fall like the holy roman empire

this is my last goodbye,,, 😔


Ottoman went online


Ottoman:

Sorry, who's this?


Y/n:

OH

SHIT

WAIT DID I GET THE RIGHT CONTACTS???

WAIT

oh!

no i did not!

kms im so sorry good sir/ma'am whatever you are


Ottoman:

It's alright.

I just didn't expect someone to be spamming my phone.


Y/n:

NNNOOOO IM SORRY HEGLP

UM

oh why is ur name ottoman

ottoman empire mentioned mhmmhmhmj underrated i love empires wdym they're gone :(

sorry

im sorry again i'll just leave have a nice night/day whatever timezone you is in!!


Ottoman:

Oh

Alright.


Y/n went offline


____________________________________


"Well that was embarrassing, glad I don't know that person!" You mumbled to yourself before finally clicking the correct person instead of the 'randomize' button.


_____________________________

UGLY DONKEY (That I love <3)

11:10 PM


Y/n:

parental figure.

i crave math homework.


B/f went online


B/F:

Y/N....

DID U NOT DO IT??


Y/n:

PLEASE

IM SORYR

I WAS

uh


B/f:

watching a documentary of ww1,ww2, cold war, the collapse of roman empire and holy roman empire and more?

yea ik.

smh.

scoffs.


Y/n:

STOP

U KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE CUNTRIES!!!!


B/f:

GANG

IK THAT

BUT YOU HAVE LIKE 50 MINS LEFT TO FINISH THE 30 QUESTIONS

YOU'RE COOKED


Y/n:

ho u helping me.

u dont have a choice.

tf u mean SMH


B/f:

bruh

i be taking every BULLET FOR YOU <///3333


Y/n:

IF U EVER HAVE KIDNEY PROBLEMS ILL GIVE U A KIDNEY

PLEASEEEE

PWEASE

I'LL SMOOCH YOU ON THE HEAD

PLASADW1!!!!


B/f:

smh

u owe me one for history class

smh

glares


Y/n:

YES

PLS

JUST SEND


B/f:

FFIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE!!!

Sent 5 images

HERES UR FOOD

NICE AND HOT


Y/n:

MMMMM

gobbles

TY BBG


B/f:

stop i have a.......partner11!!!1!!!1


Y/n:

ok lmao that's such a lie bffr


B/f:

don't play i'll delete the images.


Y/n:

SOWWEY CRIES CUTELY

TY

LOVE YOU

DONT DIE

OR I'LL DIE

TY


B/f:

ILYT

DONT DIE

TAKE CARE

I NEED GOOD HISTORY GRADES


Y/n:

wow......

JOKE LAMMOAMAOA

BYE GN!!!!


Y/n went offline


B/f went offline


_____________________________________


You quickly started on your math homework and turned on the history documentary of countries, you were now listening to the history of Belgium.


_______________________________


.


.


Friday, 7th.


After college, you and your bestfriend, B/f, were now heading home. Your homes were quite near together so now you both were walking on the way home together.


"Dude, I wonder why you go to the same classes as me, I mean you lowkey highkey suck at history." You spoke, chewing on some jelly you bought from a nearby convenience store with your bestfriend. 


"Well, I don't suck at it. It's just you're an absolutely addict at studying about these countries." B/f replied back, making a slightly good point, making you smile a bit.


"Can't help it gang, some countries are too underrated not to get studied. Honestly if it was possible I'd study on how a Countryhuman works, but I think I'll just stick to history." Humming, you heard a giggle from B/f.


"You failed science like 7 times in elementary."


"Don't call me out now..."


After a while of walking and talking, B/f finally found their turn to go home and bid farewell to you, you waved and headed to your home.


Arriving upon your house, you live alone. Your parents are across the seas, but daily call you to check up on you. It was fine though, you weren't too concerned about it.


Luckily, today you had history homework. The homework you could actually deal without having to crawl back to B/f every time.


So, without a hurry, you took a shower, had some dinner, continued to watch your documentary that you have not finished last night and started on your history work.


Well, you were bored. Not of the history homework, because you were lowkey lonely.


"B/f is my solution." You grabbed your phone again and started texting.


________________________

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7:14 PM


Y/n:

coughs 

sniffs

cawcaw

im hungry!!!!

why isnt the name loading

pls dont tell me i texted the wrong person again


Ottoman went online


Ottoman:

You did.


Y/n:

kms omfg

sir/ma'am i'm so sorry your contacts was next to my bestfriend's and i hurriedly click on it

feel free to block me sobs im so sorry once again

have a nice day/night again this is so embarrassing for me


Ottoman:

Wait

It's fine.

I'm not going to block you yet.

We all make mistakes sometimes.


Y/n:

and that sometime is my parents making me/joke dont throw me 


Ottoman:

?

Why would I throw you?


Y/n:

i

wait before i ask whats ur gender like

i dont wanna assume yk


Ottoman:

I'm a male.


Y/n:

sir how like old are you/RESPECTFULLY


Ottoman:

Old.


Y/n:

are you like ottoman empire old or...../SILLY/JOKE SORRYYY


Ottoman:

No no you are correct on that one.


Y/n:

WAT THAT MEAN?!??!?!?!

wait u recognize ottoman empire!!!!


Ottoman:

I think my name explains it, no?


Y/n:

SORRY HELP 

c-c-c-c-can i lowkey be friends with u

i need history friends with me

u can absolutely decline i fully understand that


Ottoman:

I guess?

Do you just make friends with people on the spot even after you accidentally texted them 2 times?


Y/n:

gang pls ur making me feel like i have autism problems


Ottoman:

..

What's autism?


Y/n:

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS AUTISM??

HOW OLD ARE YOU???


Ottoman:

Like I said.

Pretty old.

So, what's autism?


Y/n:

basically um

like u have problems in talking, socializing, learning, behaving and etc

you MIGHT have to use google for that one gang

i'm studying history idk allat doctor stuff


Ottoman:

Huh.

Well then most of my family members have autism then.


Y/n:

HEMRLJPJ MEMEHEEEE

WHATTTT

sir u are suddenly my favorite!

brb! changing my fav empire to ottoman!/SILLY


Ottoman:

Oh, thank you.

You say you were studying history?


Y/n:

yeeeesssss

im doing

history homework rn

no cap easiest subject for me rn


Ottoman:

I agree with your statement.

History is quite easy for me.


Y/n:

REALLY

do u maybe,....

wanna do a quiz about...

ottoman emprie...

*empeir

*empire.

hate my life smh cries flies


Ottoman:

Yes, sure.

That'd be lovely actually.


Y/n:

YAY

what's the capital of ottoman empire.


Ottoman:

It changed over time, so there's 3 answers.

Bursa, Edirne and Constantinople.


Y/n:

OKAY???

DAMN U KNOW UR STUFF

its not over tho trust

im the better expert ehegehghe


Ottoman:

I'll see.


Y/n:

NEXT

what territories did ottoman empire control???


Ottoman:

Oh, that's quite a few.

Let me think.

Some of the southeast europe..

Western Asia..

North Africa..

And some parts of Arabian Peninsula.


Y/n:

holy shit if u said u were a historian i'd immediately believe it

r u?


Ottoman:

Somewhat like that, I guess.

Keep the questions coming, it's quite entertaining.


Y/n:

HMMMMMMMMM

when did ottoman officially end?


Ottoman:

Ah.

November 1, 1922.


Y/n:

sheesh gang i thought u were only gonna answer the year?

remembered it so specifically

how long did Ottoman last??


Ottoman:

These are such baby questions.

623 years.


Y/n:

DONT PLAY BRO I KNOW AS MUCH AS YOU!!!!


Ottoman:

Alright let me ask you this.

What's the role of 'Shadow Sultan' in the Ottoman Empire?


Y/n:

OOO RARE QUESTION SPOTTED!!!

Basically refers to like the 'Sheikh-ul-islam' however u spell it......

the highest religious authority in the empire!!!


Ottoman:

Oh.

Good job.


Y/n:

WOOHOO

wait omg this is fun sobs

r we friends

can we be friends

pls i need friends who know a lot of history

and u are so smart good sir


Ottoman:

Huh.

Sure.


Y/n:

SHAKES HANDS WITH YOU

im so happy

wait i lowkey forgot how to do my history homework

this thing is like

not even close to ottoman empire

let me recall my stuff rq


Ottoman:

What's it about?


Y/n:

like

smh america

this semester has been MOSTLY about america and lowkey be making me mad like

where's my mongolia...

where's my brazilian empire..

WHERE'S MY EMPIRES!!!!!


Ottoman:

Oh.

That sucks.


Y/n:

IT DOES

listen america's a cool country with cool history and allat

but i need to physically study about more countries

might have to make a complaint to the professor/silly


Ottoman:

Do you need help with any of the questions?


Y/n:

nahh

this is easy stuff when it's about america

not historical enough for me SMH


Ottoman:

Ah.

Do you want to have more questionnaires after you finish your homework?


Y/n:

just as you said that i'm suddenly done wdym

QUESTIONNAIRES OF THE EMPIRES? I DONE DROPPED EVERYTHING!!!!


Ottoman:

Are you

Actually done


Y/n:

2 more questions sadly but give me like

10 seconds

count down

trust


Ottoman:

Let's see then.

10.

9.

8.

7.

6.

5.

4.

3.

2.


Y/n:

DONE

IM NOT COOKED

HAHAHADWHOAGOHEGIHG


Ottoman:

Good job.

Would you like to continue?


Y/n:

yes yesyesyeyssye!!!!!!!

if possible i think ur an expert in ottoman 

well

due to the name and the questions

so let's continue in ottoman for a while!!!!!!!


Ottoman:

Alright then.

What were the elite soldiers called?


Y/n:

HMMMM

JANISSARIES!!!!


__________________________________ 

Ottoman

11:45 PM


Y/n:

sir.

how many questions have u asked about ottoman.

i can't even count anymroe cries


Ottoman:

I guess I'm just that good at Ottoman's history.

Am I not?


Y/n:

SMH YES U ARE BUT

I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!!!

even tho i think i have another hw i might work on

lmfao who gaf it's saturday tmrw


Ottoman:

I do not know what those words are.


Y/n:

bro's so historical he don't know the modern words/RESPECTFULLY

lmfao means laughing my ass off

gaf means give a fuck

hw means homwork

tmrw means tomorrow!!!


Ottoman:

That's quite the language you got there.


Y/n:

SORRY

trust this is why we have slangs

much easier and less violent!!!

ouh im hungry i swear i just ate dinner


Ottoman:

Well, before you started talking to me, did you eat dinner?


Y/n:

yes!

had like spicy curry

smhmmheahmfmheg curry im HUNGRY


Ottoman:

It's been 4 hours.

I think I can see why you're hungry.


Y/n:

IT HAS BEEN WHAT

4????


Ottoman:

About to be 5.


Y/n:

gang...

no..

NO!!!! 

CRIES DRAMAATICALLY WDYM!!!!!!!!11!!!11!

 no srsly wdym time passes by so fast.


Ottoman:

Time passes too fast.


Y/n:

RRRREEEEEAAALLL SOBS

holy moly my stomach just sounded like ww2 happened ehgoesh

sorry i maybe should not make those jokes

but ur a historian i think u'd get the reference


Ottoman:

Pfft.

I think everyone does.

I find it funny, no worries.


Y/n:

TY FOR NOT JUDGING ME FOR MY JOKE

trust i love geography/history jokes

praying a countryhuman doesn't hear one tho i'll get executed IMMEDIATELY LMAOMAOWDOMA

my stomach is eating me alive someone help


Ottoman:

Go drink some milk or eat some eggs.

Perhaps it can fill your stomach.


Y/n:

sighhhh

gosh now that u mentioned it i want some sunny side up eggs

brb rq!!!


Ottoman:

I don't

Know what those words mean.

But I'll wait.


Y/n:

im back

i made 5 sunny side up eggs

mmmmhmhmhmh


Ottoman:

5?

You're that hungry?


Y/n:

gang this is just a snack for me

5 is barely enough to fulfill the suffering my stomach gave me sigh.

im so glad i can cook.

what time is it for u sir??


Ottoman:

Hm.

Well, I'm

Somewhere near UN's headquarters


Y/n:

YOU'RE IN AMERICA??

shiii and to think i just lowkey shamed america history later sobs


Ottoman:

Sadly, the UN headquarters is located there, yea.

Would love to be at Turkey's territory right now.


Y/n:

ouhh i'd love to visit every country

sadly i'm not the richest 

but yk what i MIGHT be able to go to a country in the next few months

MIGHT tho sigh.


Ottoman:

Choose Turkey.

Trust in my words.


Y/n:

honestly im considering that too so


Ottoman:

Hope you manage to go there.

Also, is it not midnight for you?


Y/n:

huh

oh yea it is

i forgor again

uhhh i dont rlly care since its like

saturday tmrw

im still not done listening to the documentaries 


Ottoman:

Ah?

What documentary?


Y/n:

one about belgium, i'm almost done with it tho

the next one is probably the history of like

mali

underrated country :333


Ottoman:

You should stop and go to sleep.

Do I call you Y/n?


Y/n:

Yeeep!

well i kinda dont wannaaa

i'd rather listen and watch these documentaries instead hehe :3


Ottoman:

That's not good for you.


Y/n:

ehh

sleep schedule's fucked anyway i dont rlly care sigh


Ottoman:

Even if so, go sleep.


Y/n:

sighhhhhh

waheteetev

holy hsi my splng


Ottoman:

You're not okay, go sleep.


Y/n:

SMH

okhray fien...

OGONDIGHTHT!!!!!


Ottoman:

Goodnight.


Y/n went offline


Ottoman:

Humans are so weird these days.


Ottoman went offline



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