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Shibby: Everyone, reminder. Inset day tomorrow.
Carly: WE GET THE DAY OFF?!? HELL YEAH!
Mia: Don't be stupid CrapSpy.
Shibby: Inset days do not = to having the day off. It's a day of training and admin tasks.
Char: I quite like inset days.
Janice: I quite like the peace and quiet.
MK: EVERYONE WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
Janice: And the peace and quiet is gone.
Mia: You found a way to be interesting?
Char: Amelia shush.
Carly: IS IT TWINS?????
Autumn: Spit it out then woman.
IMarriedAGodess: Is this a good announcement? They've pretty much all been bad so far.
Janice: Does she usually make us wait 10 working days for the announcement?
Shibby: Yes she does. And she has the tendency to wake us up at the ass crack of dawn.
TheIrishOne: You got a job at another nursery??
MK: No! How could no one guess? Well ANYWAY!!! We....
MK: HAVE A PUPPY!
Mia: Shut the fuck up no way
Shibby: oh my god.
Viv: Puppy! Can we see them??
Char: My goodness puppy!
Carly: OH EM FUCKING GEE PUPPY YES
Autumn: Cute.
RK: HIS NAME IS OREO
Shibby: Oreo. :).
Autumn: Very cute.
Janice: That is an endearing name.
Char: Mia is currently spamming me about how she needs to meet Oreo NOW
Mia: Literally not true.
Char: Are you calling me a liar, Amelia?
Mia: It's all true. I was spamming her.
Char: Hm :) <3
MK: Well! We are bringing him home from a shelter tomorrow! So I can send a picture then!
Autumn: Adorable.
Carly: Aww poor puppy! From a shelter??
RK: Yeah, he's been there for pretty much 4 months, since the beginning of his life. People didn't want him because he was born blind in one eye!
Viv: Poor little guy.
Autumn: Who didn't adopt Oreo. I need names.
TheIrishOne: We will storm in there and get the names.
Autumn: Yes we will.
MK: I mean about 100 people requested to spend time with him to see if he is suitable to take home but... well we are the only ones who gave him a chance.
Autumn: We want. Names.
IMarriedAGodess: I don't think that would be possible my love.
Autumn: Trip to the animal shelter in the morning then.
TheIrishOne: She is stroking her bat and saying "I will use you tomorrow don't worry".
Janice: Can you take Roger with you and see if they can put him down?
Viv: No way
Carly: I just spat my water EVERYWHERE
TheIrishOne: Yes you fecking did
Mia: Oh my god
Shibby: I am laughing very unattractively.
Viv: Adorable.
Autumn: She is. But so am I.
JustEric: #DivaSlaying
IMarriedAGodess: LMAO QUEEN
RK: Oh my god Janice
Char: I almost peed myself laughing oh my GOD
Janice: :)
MK: I canNOT THAT WAS SO GOOD
Carly: Speaking of Roger...
Mia: What does that walking corpse want now?
RK: His hip replacement?
Char: ARE WE GETTING A RAISE????
MK: Char, no.
Char: Oh
Carly: No he was talking about them idiotic investors and board members coming in again?
TheIrishOne: Seriously?? Again? They were only here a few days ago!
Carly: Yeah but one of them keeps arranging a meeting.
Shibby: My sister is one of those investors Carly.
RK: Is that Ciara?
IMarriedAGodess: Is it your sister Ciara?
Mia: Is it Ciara?
Shibby: Of course it's Ciara! Who else would it be??
RK: Just checking.
MK: Well you're always going "My sister Ciara" and you didn't clarify this ONE time!
JustEric: Ms Mia you dropped your bracelet. I keep it safe
Carly: He keep it safe
Char: What bracelet?
Mia: I didn't drop anything Junior what are you talking about?
MK: HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! LET ME GUESS! IT WAS EMILY???
Mia: Well it certainly wasn't me?
JustEric: Ms Mia I saw you
Mia: Not me, I'm hanging out in the office with Shibs
Shibby: I can confirm this, she keeps throwing paper at me.
Char: So dreamy <3
Shibby: You have really low standards.
Mia: Watch yourself ShibbyShibShibs, you don't know what I am capable of.
Janice: Biting ankles?
Autumn: Hissing whenever someone tries to take something that you want?
MK: Sounding like an asthmatic whenever you run?
Viv: Hey! I am asthmatic!
MK: Oh Viv... I am sure you sound very attractive when you have an asthma attack.
Janice: Um??
Viv: I regret saying anything.
Mia: Careful Milton Keynes, Shibs is after you
RK: Erm? Marjorie?
Autumn: That was a bit questionable Marjorie.
Char: A bit??
Carly: What the hell Marjorie ahhahah
Shibby: MARJORIE! Where are you hiding?
MK: I'm not hiding at all!
Autumn: She is under my desk.
MK: WHY WOULD YOU TELL EVERYONE!
IMarriedAGodess: You what?
Carly: WHAT HELLO!?!?
Janice: Is this not questionable?
Shibby: Got it. She is about to feel my wrath.
Viv: Now this, is dreamy. <3
MK: I AM SORRY IT SLIPPED OUT!
IMarriedAGodess: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
RK: AHAHAHA!
Mia: I don't know why you're laughing, you have nothing that would slip out
TheIrishOne: ACTUALLY HELP ME
RK: UM WHAT THE FUCK
Char: AMELIA MAE ROBERTS EW!
IMarriedAGodess: Oh Reece it's okay, I'll make you feel better.
RK: Thank you, I never thought I'd be... pee-pee shamed.
MK: Vivian Clark I would like to formally apologise for what I said a few minutes ago. It was completely uncalled for, it was UNPROFESSIONAL...
Shibby: Keep it going Marjorie.
MK: It was a violation of you as a person. It was a violation of your rights. It was a violation of Siobhan. I VIOLATED your relationship.
Janice: Are you going to finish this at some point today?
Mia: Wake me up when she does.
Carly: Let me get a chair whilst she carries on.
Shibby: Yes she will. Carry on.
MK: I should never have said that. I shouldn't of said any of it. I will stop this obsession once and for all.
TheIrishOne: Eh?
Viv: ...
RK: Where did this come from?
Shibby: It was all Marjorie's idea. :).
Viv: You threatened her didn't you Bon?
Shibby: Not at all.
Autumn: She did. Marjorie was almost crying by the end of it.
Shibby: ... it wasn't that bad?
Autumn: You said "If you even look in my girlfriends direction again, I will disembowel you."
Mia: I am so proud of my SHIBS!
Viv: Siobhan Serpent! What happened to page 325 of "How to be a better person?"
Shibby: Out the window.
Carly: OUCH full named!
MK: You are paying for my therapy
Shibby: What?
MK: I meant I AM paying for my therapy!
Janice: Real smooth.
TheIrishOne: Janice I've (it's actually Charlie but she's too scared) been meaning to ask. Have you got a new perfume?
Char: That is so not true. I am NOT scared.
Autumn: Sure you aren't.
Mia: You did a nervous wee yesterday when she looked at you for a second.
Char: Never happened.
MK: It smells very rich?
Janice: No I don't know why you think that?
TheIrishOne: It's not your usual scent that's why.
IMarriedAGodess: It smells lovely.
RK: I found it I think! It's Versace! Crystal Noir to be exact!
Janice: Ah yes. Yes I do have new perfume.
Char: It is lovely Janice!
MK: How did you find the perfume so quickly?
RK: I just typed in floral perfume for rich people, and that was one of the first results.
Carly: Ooh I sprayed that on me once and it lasted for 2 days! It's amazing!
Shibby: That's a good perfume! Ciara wears that!
Mia: Oh does she now? Hmmmm :)
Autumn: How interesting.
Janice: Oh yes. She was the one who... recommended it?
Mia: Certainly one way to describe it
MK: Wait. It just clicked. If Mia was really in the office with Siobhan then who DID Eric see dropping the bracelet?
RK: In fairness, he still thinks that Janice is his dead Aunt.
JustEric: Aunty Claire
Mia: Did it literally just click Milton Keynes? It's been like half an hour
Janice: Wait what?
ILoveJanice: Janice you are so dreamy, marry me <3
Janice: Ew
Janice has removed ILoveJanice from the groupchat.
Char: Will we ever find out how she keeps doing this?
Carly: Probably not
MK: Am I the only one who can LITERALLY SEE THAT MIA IS EMILY AND EMILY IS MIA???
Mia: M'afraid so
Char: They look nothing alike!
RK: Yeah Marjorie I hate to say it but I think this could be one of your delusions.
Autumn: One of them? How many does she have?
Shibby: Too many.
Janice: They look nothing alike Marjorie.
TheIrishOne: Yeah I think you are being a bit delusional.
MK: UGH! ONE DAY I WILL PROVE IT!
Mia: Sure you won't.
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Text messages between Sunshine and CS.
Sunshine: Your perfume rubbed off on me and now people think I have a new perfume!!
CS: Oops? Sorry? ;)
Sunshine: They laughed at my joke today! x
CS: And what joke was that? x
Sunshine: It was about Roger being put down. x
CS: I don't even need any context to laugh about that. xx
Sunshine: See you tonight? xx
CS: Of course. xx
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Hope you all enjoyed this light hearted chapter! :)
Have an amazing day/night guys! :D <3