Captain Kirby is reading a book with lily in his room while Lucy and rick are gone
Lily: Hey, Uncle CK?
Captain Kirby: Yeah, Lily
Lily: Can I see your phone real quick
Captain Kirby: OK, here you go
He gave her his phone and went to the bathroom
After a few minutes, Lily gave Captain Kirby his phone back, not before saying something
Lily: I'm tell Mama you're dating someone
Captain Kirby: WHAT HOW DID YOU *cough* I mean, I'm not dating anyone
Lily: Are you sure Uncle ck? Then who's this lady named rosie with a kiss emoji
Captain Kirby: she's just a close friend. That's all
Lily: Oh really, then what's this photo
Captain Kirby: *embarrassed blush* That's just, uh, that's nothing please don't tell your mother she would kill me
Lily: *in a mocking voice* Are you a gigolo
She has a shit eating grin on her face while Captain Kirby is embarrassed
Captain Kirby: NO IM NOT NOW GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK
She gave him his phone
Captain Kirby: Thank you now. Please don't tell your mom
Lily: I won't tell her under one condition
Captain Kirby: What is it?
Lily: You'll be my soccer ball for practice since my last one deflated, so is it a deal?
Captain Kirby: Sigh deal