Rick was in his office, writing the Trials of Apollo when suddenly he was surrounded by hundreds of silver arrows.
Rick: Uh... Who's there?
Thalia: Hunters of Artemis!
Hunter 1: This is for killing Phoebe and the other hunters when Orion came!
Hunter 2: For sending Orion after them!
Hunter 3: For giving Lady Artemis split personality headaches!
Hunter 4: For letting girls like Reyna, Hazel, Piper and Calypso fall under the spell of boys and live with them to get tortured
Rick: ......
Hunter 5: And for inventing boys!
Rick: But I did not invent boys!
Cue 100 glares
Rick: *gulps* I guess... I did?
Thalia: Why are there boys in this book?!
Rick: Uh... I couldn't do without boys....
Hunter 6: Oh you could! Couldn't this be a book where the awesome hunters of Artemis save the world from Gaea while the boys snore and drool!
Rick: .........
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