Edit 4/17/15: This chapter was edited on April 17.
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Annabeth Chase has updated her status:
I kinda miss Percy's hugs and kisses..
Comments:
Percy Jackson: I kinda do too.
Annabeth Chase: What the duck?! I didn't post this!
Percy Jackson: Awkward...
Leo Valdez: Who posted it then?
Nico di Angelo: It wasn't me! I just woke up.
Leo Valdez: Dude, it's 1:30. In the afternoon.
Nico di Angelo: I missed breakfast AND lunch?! How come no one woke me up?!
Leo Valdez: We didn't really notice you were still asleep..
Travis Stoll: It wasn't us.
Connor Stoll: Yeah, we've been hanging out with Katie all day!
Katie Gardner: This is true.
Annabeth Chase: Then who did it??
Aphrodite: Umm..
Annabeth Chase: .....
Annabeth Chase: Why?
Aphrodite: I want you and Percy back together because I kinda have a bet with Athena that you will marry Percy. And also Percabeth is the cutest couple I've seen since Helen and Paris.
Annabeth Chase: MOTHER! YOU MADE A BET WITH APHRODITE THAT I WOULDN'T MARRY PERCY?!
Athena: We all know that Percy was bad for you!
Poseidon: Actually he's a pretty decent boy! I raised him myself (ok not really just wanted to say that)!
Athena: Then you must be an idiot! You know what they say, "like father, like son".
Percy Jackson: Are you calling my dad and I both idiots? You can call me an idiot, but I won't tolerate you calling my dad an idiot!
Athena: Do you know who you are speaking to?!
Percy Jackson: I do. That's why I'm saying this: DUCK OFF YOU MOTHERDUCKER YOU PIECE OF SHIP!
Athena: You can't talk to me like that!
Percy Jackson: Oh yeah? Watch me! GO TO BELL ATHENA, YOU MOTHERDUCKING PIECE OF SHIP!
Hera: HEY!! STOP IT FOR ONE MINUTE! As much as I would like to see Percy's head blown off, we must keep peace between the gods and demigods!
Percy Jackson: Why do you hate me? I haven't done anything! In fact, I saved you!
Hera: I hate you because you are dating Annabeth and I hate her.
Leo Valdez: Hey umm we're still here y'know.
Thalia di Angelo has updated her status:
Okay, I would like to know who changed my name so I can beat them up.
Comments:
Percy Jackson: My name is fine!
Annabeth Stoll: EWWWW MY NAME!
Katie Jackson: WTF I WOULD NEVER DATE PERCY IN A MILLION YEARS! NO OFFENSE!
Percy Jackson: None taken -_-
Piper Valdez: ... Why are only the girl's names changed?
Nico Grace: WTF WHOEVER CHANGED MY NAME I AM NOT A GIRL!
Travis Stoll: lol
Connor Stoll: trolled.
Thalia di Angelo: You better fix this right now or I will come to CHB and personally beat the fudge out of both you!
Leo Valdez has updated his status:
Who else thinks it's annoying when people bring their babies on the plane?
Comments:
Annabeth Chase: It's really annoying. Who brings their baby on a vacation? They're not going to f-ing remember it.
Percy Jackson: I wish I could agree but I've only gone on an airplane twice. Being a son of Poseidon, and all..
Jason Grace: It's even more annoying when you are on a long flight and you're trying to fall asleep when all of a sudden a baby starts crying. -.-
BananaJump has updated her status:
Sorry it's so short, didn't have time to finish and wanted to upload this today.
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