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By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Leo Gets a Girlfriend!

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 4/18/15: This chapter was edited on April 18.

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Leo Valdez has updated his status:

I would like everyone to meet Haylie. She's my girlfriend.

Comments:

Nico di Angelo: Hi sis! :3

Haylie Rose: Hi Nico.

Piper McLean: So I take it you're a daughter of Hades?

Haylie Rose: Yup!

Piper McLean: Ah. Well, welcome to the family!

Percy Jackson: Who wants to bet that Haylie will dump Leo within a week?

Thalia Grace: ME

Percy Jackson: You're on. You better pay up 20 drachmas 'cause I'm gonna win!

Thalia Grace: Yeah right. I'll make sure that I win. Better start saving up, Jackson.

Percy Jackson: Whatever.

Annabeth Chase: I think Percy has an addiction to betting on things..

Percy Jackson: What makes you say that?

Annabeth Chase: Oh, just the fact that last week you made a bet with Leo about Nico missing Thalia. And then yesterday, you made a bet with an Apollo camper that you would miss the target in archery completely. Should I go on?

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Nico di Angelo has updated his status:

Leo, I trust you to keep my sister safe! I don't want her to die like Percy let Bianca die. And I know she's not my sister (not from same mom) but you know what I mean!

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Are you still blaming me for that? I thought Bianca told you what really happened! And I know, on the Greek side of families it's always confusing.

Leo Valdez: Sir yes sir! *salute*

Haylie Rose: Nico, I can protect myself!

Nico di Angelo: Good. You can protect yourself when Leo isn't around.

Nico di Angelo has updated his status:

STOLLS!!!!!!!!

Comments:

Travis Stoll: Did you forget?

Connor Stoll: The prank war is still going on!!

Nico di Angelo: Ugh! I thought you would forget about that.

Travis Stoll: LOL, you thought we would forget something prank related.

Connor Stoll: Funniest thing I've heard all day.

Percy Jackson: What did they do?

Nico di Angelo: THEY PAINTED THE INSIDE OF MY CABIN PINK!!!

Percy Jackson: Good one!

Travis Stoll: I know right?

Piper McLean: Why are all your pranks that use dye or a paint always pink?

Travis Stoll: No one likes pink! Well, except the Aphrodite girls. So I don't get why they were so mad about the pink hair dye.

Drew Tanaka: We were mad because YOU DYED OUR HAIR PINK! You should never dye your hair a color of the rainbow!

Nico di Angelo: Pink isn't a color of the rainbow....

Drew Tanaka: Whatever!!

BananaJump has updated her status:

I know, two chapters in one day. I felt like uploading this, so here it is! :D

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