It's a horrible day ,it's been two hours since Stanford got stuck inside the portal,I told Stanley that he can sleep in Stanford's study room there's a couch in there so he can sleep in there,Im holding Stanford's journal number 1 in my arms I couldn't sleep at all, all I can think about is Stanford, I started to cry again, I miss him so much, im looking at the journal just to keep flipping the pages over and over again just to find a way to get Stanford back but it was useless I couldn't find anything. I keep doing that for the last hour just to see nothing changing.
~A few days later ~
Everyday Stanley would try and try to fix the portal,but without the two journals it's hopeless, I just can't lay around and stay sad all the time ,I need to help Stanley,so I try to find the other journals everyday, but I always come back empty handed.
"Oh ford why did you hid your journals so good? What did that thing do to you that scared you so much?" I said feeling upset, As I got up to get ready to go into town, To go grocery shopping since we're low on food.
" Stanley I'll be right back im just going into town to buy groceries ok" I said,while Stanley looking at me.
"Um..(y/n) how about I go into town and do the groceries, what do you say? " he said, I know he blame himself for what happened but I can't blame him because I how can I blame him for something that could have been prevented?
"Oh why thank you Stanley but you don't have to do that, I can manage going by myself" I said as I smiled at him.
"Nah I can do it myself honestly, I just got here might as well look around no?" He said while smiling trying to make me feel better.
"Well if you insist, I can give you some money for groceries at least" I said about to get up but stan stopped me.
"Oh no !I don't need any money I have some money for groceries, it's on me ok. its the least I can do for you since I screwed up " he said and before leaving.
Stanley pov
We finally ran out of food,I have no choice but to go into the town,I told (y/n) that im going into the town. What I'm i going to do? I told her ill buy groceries whith what money, I got nothing.
~Time skip to the town
I was in a store called 'Dusk 2 Dawn',I just grab a loaf of bread and walk to the cash register.
"just the bread then,there stranger that'll be 99 cents" said the cash register lady,I took out what I had in my pocket ,which was a packet of sugar ,a paperclip and a peso,I just sigh in disappointment.
"Hey!,that's no stranger,that must be the mysterious science guy that lives in the woods with his wife!" Said a lady (it's young (lazy) Susan) then a crowd gathers around me making me uncomfortable.
"uh..n-no no you're got the wrong guy" I told them while pulling my hood tighter.
"I've heard strange stories about that old shack" said a man (toby determined).
"yeah!,mysterious lights and spooky experiments"said another man(officer)Daryl blubs).
"Gosh,I'd pay anything to see what kind of shenanigans you get up to in there" said the cash register husband.
"oh,me too!,Do you ever give any tours?" Said the lady (again it's lazy Susan).
"No,really I-" i stop for a second and think,i look at my hand and thought about (y/n) and then sigh.
"yes!,I do give tours!,ten....nah..no fifteen bucks a person!" I said,then I see the crowd cheering and holding up there money,I just had a smile on my face.
"sir!,what did you say your name was ,you man of mystery?" Said the lady (again Susan).
"oh,uh..it's Stan...ford,Stanford pines"I said I think I may have a plan and I know (y/n) not going to like it.
and I got alot of explaining to do,she gonna to kill me.
= time skip to the shack =
Your P.O.V
After Stanley left to get food,I basically did nothing I just think about how Stanford is,sometimes I wonder if he's safe,im so worried.
I then heard the door open ,I saw Stanley with bags of food and a giant 'crowd?!'.
"um...stan who are these-" I was cut off by Stanley kissing me on the forehead.
"hey hon,these are the tourist that wanna see our "mystery attraction" he said.
'What the heck is he talking about' i thought,then the crowd look at us.
"awww,what a cute couple"said someone.
"your wife is really pretty" someone said .
'What are they talking about?' I thought.
"step right up folks,uh to a world of enchantment or whatever" he said and grab one of ford's machine.
"Behold,the um...nerdy science box" he said as Susan looks closer and it zapped one of her eyes.
"Ah! My eye!"she yelled in pain.
"uh,I can assure you that is in no permanent" Stan said,I know he lied.
"I paid fifteen dollars for this!?" Susan complained as the crowd began to mutter. Stanley Panicked and I had to think of something quickly, I saw the skeleton and some sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt.
"un,you're lucky you weren't part of the last tour group,um..."I said and grab a skeleton and dress it up as a tourist.
"they never made it out alive,heheh right?" I joked and the crowd begins to laugh.
"that's funny"Susan chuckled. I put a smile and turn to stan and gave him a look to tell him that he better explain himself later.
Time skip after the tourist left
After the tourist left,I look at Stanley and cross my arms.
"explain" I said to him.
"okay,so when I was out to get groceries I didn't had any money then some lady said that I was Stanford and I live in the cabin with my...wife I Panicked alright" he said like he knows that im getting mad,I just sigh.
"so I have a plan,until we get Stanford back,someone have to pay you're mortgage somehow,so im making your house into a tourist attraction....yay" he said with a nervous face,I just sigh again it's true someone have to pay our mortgage,I mean I don't have a job and Stanford always have money but with him gone I don't know what to do.
"alright Stanley we can try your plan until we get ford back, so right now I'll be your fake wife until we get ford",i said to him.
"so your not mad?"he said.
"no, I'm not that mad,even if you did lie to the whole town about us" i said to him, but started thinking about something.
"Ok, but stan, if your going to be Stanford pines what's going to happen to Stanley pines? He can't just disappear people will know he will be missing." I said Curious about his answer and I see him serious.
" what about Stanley pines no one will care what happens to him,but if they do i got an idea but your not gonna like it." He said seriously and I looked at him worried what he might do.
Time skip
~your pov ~
After what Stanley explain to what he was going to do, I forbid it! He wants to kill himself! Thats crazy after a long night of him begging me to help him to 'kill himself ' he said that its for Stanford , as much as I hate this I think about Stanford i want my husband back if this works then we can get Stanford back, as much as I hate this I agree.
So here we're are pushing Stanley's car near a cliff, as we stop and get things ready to 'kill' Stanley pines.
"Are you sure you want to do this Stanley?, what happens if someone finds out about this?" I questioned
" no one will find out (y/n),as long we don't say anything. remember no one will care about a low life like Stanley pines" he said looking down,but that's not true.
"But that's not true, I'll miss you if you do passed away, your one of my best friend" I said as I scene him feeling tense to what I said.
"Well, at least I know someone will care for me than." he said as I just stare at him.
"Well there's no turning back now, ya ready?" He said as he had his hands on his car ready to push it, I hesitate but nodded my head and walk next to him and put my hands on his car.
"There's no turning back now" I said as we looked at each and nod our heads and looks back at the car and pushed it right off the cliff ,we see the car crash all the way down and goes on fire, and that's the end of that
Stanley pines is dead.
Time skip
~your pov ~
After the incident of the' death of Stanley pines ' me and stan never speak of it again ,not even our family will speak about, it's like he never existed.
Ever Since the whole 'Tourist attractions' thing happened,Stanley a.k.a my 'husband' made my house called 'the murder hut' but later he renamed it the mystery shack,Stanley was finally happy for once in his life that people were actually buying what he's selling,he calls himself 'mr.mystery' and since im his fake wife, he calls me 'mrs. mystery' so we live in the shack as a tourist attraction just me and my 'husband' Stan(ley)ford pines.
(next chapter coming soon and you know who's coming,p.s sorry if I did bad at this chapter)
Lily ~