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FACEBOOK âžµ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

WUB WUB WUB

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 6/8/15: This chapter was edited on June 8.

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Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Oh shipppppp

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: What's wrong now?

Percy Jackson: I can't find my Pop Tarts!! :(

Annabeth Chase: *facepalm*

Leo Valdez: I was hungry, okay!!

Percy Jackson: I thought you bought a whole bunch of Pop Tarts for yourself last week!

Leo Valdez: Yeah, but the Stolls stole them!

Percy Jackson: That's why I put mine in a safe!

Leo Valdez: You're a genius!!!!

Percy Jackson: I know I am.

Percy Jackson has posted a video. (Multimedia)

Comments:

Leo Valdez: Thanks, Ryan! I can become a rapper now!!

Annabeth Chase: Yeah.. no. Call me when that works out for you.

Leo Valdez: :(

Jason Grace: You just have to grab your nuts hard. Hard as the can. xD

Nico di Angelo: I don't need to learn to how sing like Skrillex! I already know how!

Nico di Angelo: WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

Old Person: Hey, shut up will you?! You broke my glass windows and ruined my hearing aid!! >:(

Nico di Angelo: Is my singing really that bad??

Percy Jackson: Yeah pretty much

Leo Valdez and 653 others like this comment.

Apollo: I bet you wish you could sing like me!

Justin Bieber: Or me!

Percy Jackson: NO.

Annabeth Chase, Luna, and 652 others like this comment.

BananaJump has updated her status:

Wow, it's been 50 chapters already?! Thank you guys so much for all the votes and nice comments! :)

I've entered this book in the 2013 Watty Awards. Would anyone actually vote for it?

Like I said before this book is not over. I had to mark it as 'completed' to enter it into the watty awards.

This chapter is dedicated to Daughter_of_the_sea.

Dedication goes to a commenter!

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