|When Seokjin is jealous at Jimin|
Seokjin as your boyfriend
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Seokjin | ✏️
You:
You: stop glaring at jimin
Seokjin: I'm not glaring at him
You: you are SO glaring at him
Seokjin: I'm just observing him
Seokjin: he keeps making you laugh and got you to call him cute
Seokjin: i'm trying to figure out his game plan
You: STOP
You: everyone laughed at his joke
Seokjin: it wasn't even that funny
Seokjin: i've told atleast 5 funnier jokes in the last hour
You: and i called him cute because he looked cute
You: like a little kid
Seokjin: I always knew jimin would be the one to betray me
Seokjin: he looks innocent but it's an act
Seokjin: no one who runs their hands through their hair that much could be 100% pure
You: omg stop being so jealous
Seokjin: I'm not jealous!
Seokjin: I'm too confident to be jealous
You: yeah sure
*After an hour*
You:
You: i can't believe you
You: let jimin eat his food in peace
You: stop glaring at him
You: you haven't stopped since earlier
Seokjin: I'm not glaring
Seokjin: I'm just trying to understand why'd you call Jimin, 5 feet and 9 inches of pure evil, cute when i am right here
Seokjin: 5 feet and 10 1/2 inches of pure beauty and cuteness
You: you're cute seokjin
You: way cuter than jimin
You: and your jokes are way more funnier
Seokjin: i know i am and i know they are
Seokjin: but jimin still must be eliminated
Seokjin: i always thought 95 line was too crowded
You: SEOKJIN LKSJSKHAUS
You: If I laughed at yoongi's jokes tomorrow and called him cute would you eliminate him too?
Seokjin: no, i can easily eliminate him
Seokjin: but park jimin
Seokjin: he's gotta go
You: you're so evil when you're jelaous
Seokjin: IM NOT JEALOUS
© to bangtanhmu in tumblr for this 💗