抖阴社区

The Side Character 鈽

By ZarinLyss

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**Featured in the 抖阴社区 humor profile** "The ones who laugh the most, are also the ones who cry the most." ... More

Introduction
Chapter 1 - When did you get out of jail?
Chapter 2 (Edited) - Stop reading those good girl & bad boy stories on 抖阴社区!
Chapter 3 (Edited) - Matchmaking 101
Chapter 4 (Edited) - Marry me?
Chapter 5 (Edited) - Crazy, Stupid, Crush.
Chapter 6 (Edited) - No one wants to see your jewels bouncing like tennis balls
Chapter 7 (Edited) - You want to name the cat Catzilla?
Chapter 8 - Would be happier if I smacked your girlfriend with a bat instead?
Chapter 9 - That's why you're so fat.
Chapter 10 - Me? Jealous? Pfft. I can't even pronounce the word!
Chapter 11 - Friends who stalk together, stay together.
Chapter 12 - I wanted to hear the mosquitoes sing!
Chapter 13 - Stay out of my life.
Chapter 14 - Do you know what you mean to him?
Chapter 15 - I hate the sub conscious bitch.
Chapter 16 - Real life.
Bonus Chapter - Monster.
Chapter 17 - A man's jealousy and a girl's stupidity equals a date
Chapter 18 - My head thinks it's Beyonce's ass.
Chapter 19 - So I took a bottle of sleeping pills and popped them all.
Chapter 20 - That's why I'm me.
Bonus Chapter - Run
Chapter 21 - I'm not picking up some random prostitute you picked for the night
Chapter 22 - Wannabe Batmans and Ninja Turtles.
Again, nothing. Just skip this too.
Chapter 23 - How much are you paying him per night?
I know this is long overdue but aaaaah! The Cast!
Chapter 24 - I'm not giving birth you bitch!
Chapter 25 - I'm gonna have sex with Marylin Monroe in heaven.
Chapter 26 - STRIKE! Lisa to the rescue!
Chapter 27 - Goodbye Mr. Cockroach.
Chapter 28 - Mistakes of the past.
Chapter 29 - Let's step inside.
Epilogue
Acknowledgements and advertisements

This is nothing, just skip this.

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By ZarinLyss


Allie: If it's nothing why the hell is it here?

Ryder: Ask the fucking author.

Me: Shut up! I'm weird like this XD Move on to the next chap!

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