Me: So we have another dare from X-JustSomeTrash-X and he dared us to reveal our crushes!
Flareon and Jolteon: FOR GOD SAKE WHY??!!
Me: Because you have to, it is a dare.
Flareon and Jolteon: Fine.
Flareon: My crush is Espeon.
Jolteon: I agree with Flareon.
Vaporeon: My crush is Umbreon.
Espeon: I agree with Vaporeon.
Umbreon: My crush is Sylveon.
Vaporeon and Espeon: WHAT! WHY NOT US?!
Umbreon: Sylveon has a better design than you guys so yeah.
Vaporeon and Espeon: UGH! *runs away*
Leafeon: My crush is Jolteon.
Jolteon: OK then, but Espeon is better.
Leafeon: *sighs*
Glaceon: My crush is Umbreon but he likes Sylveon more. :'(
Sylveon: My crush is Umbreon.
Eevee: My crush is Shine.
Shine: My crush is Eevee.
Me: WOAH! The twins just like each other more than any other pokemon!
Umbreon: HOLY CRAP I REALLY NEED TO GO!! *runs away*
Me: So that is basically it for this dare! Send us more dares and questions in the comments section belo-
Sylveon: *Hugs me using ribbons*
Me: *faints*