~Basically Leo Valdez.
~But is a son of Aphrodite.
~Seriously.
~Have you seen his face masks?
~You get mad whenever he uses a pickup line on some random girl.
~You stomp off, leaving the Cuban male chasing after you.
~Almost broke up because of fighting about this.
~He swore never to flirt again.
~You both are happier now.
~Doesn't want to do intercourse until after marriage.
~You can live with that.
~Loves sharks.
~Went shark diving once
~#scarredforlife
~At least Lance loved it.
~;-;
~Homesick™
~You always manage to make him his comfort food.
~Garlic Knots.
~How sweet is that? <3
~Poor son.
~Wants to have three kids.
~Two sons, one daughter.
~Loves to cuddle, while listening to music.
~ANIME
~Knows more than 50 animes off the top of his head.
~Bruh.
~Cosplayed as Sailor Moon once.
~Funniest thing ever.
~Pranced around, yelling:
~"BY THE POWER OF THE MOOOOON"
~Pidge has blackmail.
~One time you two stayed up all night watching Seasons of Attack on Titan.
~You almost got a heart attack when he snuck up behind you and yelled, "JAEGER!"
~"JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR! LANCE!"
~No but seriously Jesus Christ Superstar is a musical. Look it up people.
~Lance loves you more than Blue.
~Practices cheesy pick-up lines on you.
~You just laugh and kiss him.
~He loves that.
~Favorite band is Makeout Monday.
~Will fite to to protec.
~Also, goes to the beach basically everyday.
~Had an EMO PHASE.
~Pidge, of course has blackmail.
~Most hilarious thing ever.
~Had black eye shadow all over his eyes, black eye-liner, and of course, that FRINGE COVERING HALF HIS FREAKING FACE
~Once you dyed his hair completely blue overnight when he got drunk... On nunvil.
~How even-
~Surprised he actually liked it.
~But it just got embarrassing when he started complimenting himself.
~Started to hug you and didn't let go until 2 hours later when Shiro pried him off of you.
~Turns out he fell asleep. On you.
~Part sloth boy???
~Started the trend where the paladins would purposely call Lotor the wrong name.
~"Hey, it's Prince Lotad guys!"
~"Hi Prince Loiter."
~"Prince Lower? Is that you?"
~"Prince Loser, we meet again."
~"OMG it's Prince Loudish!"
~"LOTOREAL!"
~Because he's worth it.
~Lance=Part Altean boy???!
~Allura almost cried when we pretended Lance was Altean.
~She basically worships him now.
~You get a bit jealous, because they basically act like siblings anyways.
~Lancey-Lance, Space Boi, Babe, Honey, Water-Dude, Haru, and Ocean Man are all nicknames for this precious boi.
~Babe, Sweet-cheeks, Chica, Gurl, Space-Bae, Bae, Hun, and What I'm Currently Doing (Don't judge).
~You love this little blue stinker.
~He loves you too.