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mrseokjin:
gurlie
mrseokjin:
so basically i was planning on visiting you guys again since i just finished filming eatjin season 2
mrseokjin:
and also before i go to the Philippines and China to do a feeding program
mrseokjin:
it might take 2 weeks or 3 to see you guys again and i miss y'all so much
mrseokjin:
#onesidedconvos
me:
SORRY LATE REPLY
mrseokjin:
let me guess...
mrseokjin:
you just finished pooping
me:
hoW'D YOU KNOW?
mrseokjin:
Chim mentioned it to me once, also Tae and Kook
mrseokjin:
and Hobi
mrseokjin:
and Joon
me:
basically everyone
mrseokjin:
almost everyone
mrseokjin:
i didn't mention Yoongi
me:
oh yeah
me:
yOU'RE LEAVING?!?!?!?!
me:
i'll miss you boo :((
mrseokjin:
me too :(
mrseokjin:
i'll visit tomorrow
mrseokjin:
even everyday until i leave
me:
yaH NO KIDDING
mrseokjin:
I PROMISE
mrseokjin:
y'all are like my children
me:
who's the dad? or mom?
mrseokjin:
you'll be the dad
me:
why me?
me:
why not Joon ;)
mrseokjin:
hu dat
me:
yah, really
me:
whAt's happening between you two?
mrseokjin:
why don't you ask that pjmwifey fan tsk
me:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
me:
HAHAHAHA
mrseokjin:
why u laughing hoe
me:
you're jealous of Hyejin?
mrseokjin:
sEe yOU KNOW HER NAME EVEN THOUGH SHE'S A FAN
me:
cos Joon and her won't stop talking or video calling each other at the building
me:
she's pretty funny too
mrseokjin:
...
me:
I'm not helping aren't I?
mrseokjin:
i don't even like Namjoon
mrseokjin:
but yes, you're not helping at all and i'm also funny
me:
i didn't say anything about you liking him???
me:
y so defensive hun?
me:
and i love your dad jokes, if that makes you feel a lot better
mrseokjin:
can't hear the haters
mrseokjin:
do you want to hear a dad joke?
me:
they're just friends. trust me
me:
and no
mrseokjin:
doesn't seem like they're 'just friends' on instagram
me:
come on fam
mrseokjin:
my dad joke offer still stands
me:
and my answer is still no
mrseokjin:
you are brutal
me:
i know
mrseokjin:
but in all seriousness... what happened to Yoongi and Hoseok?
me:
ok woah there
mrseokjin:
i know something happened
mrseokjin:
i visited Yoongi, he looks broken hearted and there are a lot of broken plates and shit in his place
me:
oh that... Adora and Yoongi fought
mrseokjin:
are they finally over?
me:
finally?
mrseokjin:
ok you better shut your mouth and not tell anyone shit. Even though Yoongi's my best friend, I never really wanted Adora to be his other half. I don't really approve of homophobic people
me:
wait
me:
did you just say homophobic people?
mrseokjin:
come on, she called me disgusting before, when i told Yoongi to lighten the fuck up and embrace his bisexual roots
mrseokjin:
she even told him to stay away from me because i was poisoning his mind
me:
so last night wasn't the first time?
mrseokjin:
they probably fought about our comment in Tae's post
mrseokjin:
i mean not to shade on her or something, but Adora's pretty shallow when it comes to those stuff
mrseokjin:
she WAS nice when she doesn't know our sexual orientation so...
me:
damn that girl :(( how can Yoongi stick up to that kind of girl
mrseokjin:
tbh? i don't know either
mrseokjin:
so what happened between Hoseok and Yoongi
me:
you lil
me:
secret
mrseokjin:
well aside for the fact that Yoongi slapped Hoseok, what else happened?
me:
you heartless bastard
me:
how can you lightly talk about this situation?
mrseokjin:
i know it's a pretty big issue since the two rarely fight but
mrseokjin:
Yoongi will kill anyone who talks bad about Adora
me:
ok that's...
me:
wait—what
me:
can you explain that to me
mrseokjin:
no matter who you are, his mind will literally black out once you talk shit about Adora and boom! shit happens
me:
why?
mrseokjin:
i don't really know...
me:
is he possessed or something?
mrseokjin:
or he really loves Adora that much
me:
that's...
me:
too toxic
mrseokjin:
well what can we do? nothing.
mrseokjin:
mrseokjin:
i mean...
mrseokjin:
if he ain't gon claim Jimin, then ama just claim him myself
me:
yAH WHEN WAS THAT
mrseokjin:
3 months ago???
me:
damn
me:
how about Joon tho?
mrseokjin:
he can choke on pjmwifey's dick
me:
you will never let that go
mrseokjin:
yep
me:
gOD JIN
mrseokjin:
WHAT
mrseokjin:
i feel threatened
me:
why even?
mrseokjin:
because that girl has a pussy
me:
and Joon's fucking gay, so whatchu on about?
mrseokjin:
wait
mrseokjin:
he's gay?!
me:
he literally commented after you on Chim's post
mrseokjin:
wtf
mrseokjin:
i've been cold to him for nothing?!
mrseokjin:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
me:
jesus
me:
may God be with you
mrseokjin:
stfu i'm still reevaluating my life
me:
i'll pray for you
mrseokjin:
and i really thought he was straight or bisexual even
mrseokjin:
i'm so fucking stupid
me:
more reason for you to visit us, especially Joon!
mrseokjin:
me:
oMYGOD HOSEOK LOOKS SO CUTE
mrseokjin:
;D
me:
shut up