Lisa: Don't go into the living room.
Katherine: Why?
Lisa: I saw a Spider.
Katherine: Did you kill it?
Lisa: I have two arms and it has eight, that's not a fair fight
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Christina: Guys, I just got a new notebook. What should I put in it?
Lisa: Put Spaghetti in it!
Christina: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.
Amy: Put Spaghetti in it!
Christina: I'm taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Lauren and Dani at the same time: Put Spaghetti in it!
Christina: I am no longer taking suggestions.
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[Texting]
Lauren:
You know you don't have to sign your name on texts.
Amy:
Dear Lauren: Suggestion noted.
Sincerely, Amy.
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Dani: Why aren't Koalas considered bears?
Lisa: Because they're marsupials.
Dani: Because they don't have the koalifi- what?
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Lauren: So what's the pan for tonight?
Dani: Are you sure you wanna talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of the B-U-Z-Z-K-I-L-L?
Christina: [Sarcastically] Boy, in times like this I sure wish I could spell.