Ok, Y/N calm down. He will answer you and he might answer you he might not. But you have to do it just in case. Y/N calm down and be brave!
You breathed in and out and then started the channel. "Hey guys how are you all. Today I will be texting my crush some song lyrics. So I will be song pranking him. I will be using the lyrics from this other awesome YouTuber Rustage." You said to the mic.
(By the way, that is the actual artist name. If you haven't already then please go and check his videos out they really are awesome. I loved them all that I have seen which the anime ones.)
You breathed again and then picked up your phone. "I'll just blur out his name." You said to them and then started to text him.
Asano's POV
"Guys what are you doing?"
I asked as I walked into the living room and saw them looking at the laptop. "There's this girl that has a channel and she's doing something. We don't know what since we just started to watch." Ren told me. All of a sudden my phone vibrated and I looked at it.
A text from Y/N?
Y/N:
Tick, tick, boom
Take out mankind
With a land mine
Cuz I'm damn right
Asano:
????
Y/N:
And I can't die
I'm on standby
Use my hand signs
On the sand tribe
Unloading explosions
Asano:
Um....
Y/N:
I'm owning in cloning
In the kazekage
Approaching
I'm goading ‘em
Asano:
What are you talking about?
Ah, yes he's playing along!
Y/N:
Blowing them up sky high
Kamikaze
Detonation
Innovation
Ready and getting impatient
Asano:
What the....
Y/N:
Preparation
Application
Causing the disentigrations
You bother me
Insult my pottery?
Asano:
W-What are you talking about?
Y/N:
When your so shallow
Battle me
I'll mess your face up
Like a Pablo Picasso
Art is an explosion
Asano:
Are you high?
Y/N:
And I do it to the maximum
I never make mistakes
I keep making happy accidents
I'm sculpting my victory
Trickery
Asano:
......
Y/N:
Missing me
Clay clones
Can't catch me
This my ability
Delivery these injuries
Rolling with the Akatsuki
Asano:
Um....what!?
Y/N:
Puppetry master
I can outclass ya
Faster
Look at your body
Disaster
Asano:
I'm sorry but what's a disaster?
Y/N:
I've achieved perfection
I'm immortal
Under planks and plaster
Marionettes are bringing you death
Heh
Asano:
When did you get Immortal?
Y/N:
Watching you losing
Your breath
I can confess
One of the best
Next
Asano:
But I'm not losing my breath.
Y/N:
I'll be removing your head
Grandma chiyo
She ain't nothing but just a
Preachy hag
Don't be mad
Asano:
I'm not mad.
(I'm going to use all of the lyrics. Sorry.)
Y/N:
I have had to grow up without
Mom and dad
Sakura stumbling
Never malfunctioning
Encompassing powers
Emerged forms
Asano:
Do you know what Encompassing means?
Y/N:
Think you can wander in
You will be suffering
Under the strength of the
Third lord
Asano:
What third Lord?
Y/N:
Everybody knows I'm the sickest
Virtuoso
Itachi of the Sharingan
Foes move in slowmo
Throw my shuriken
With both eyes closed
Asano:
Your doing what and throwing what with your eyes closed?
"Ain't he adorable guys?" I heard the YouTuber say.
I couldn't see who it was because I was more focused on Y/N.
Then I felt my phone vibrate again.
Y/N:
That's a low blow
Even Orochimaru wants my body
No Homo
Aww
You think it's funny when my bro is in a chokehold?
Asano:
You have a brother?
Why he is in a chokehold?
Y/N:
All I see is blood when I start the Mangekyo though
Thinking you can pierce
My armor
That's a Susano no
Take your whole fam
Asano:
You see blood?
Y/N:
Me and Tobi kill em solo
Spitting this fireball
Kisame's water wall
This flow has more art
Then Deidara's entire hall
Asano:
Who's Tobi?
Y/N:
Thinking you know me
But this would've been my
Façade
You seeing double
And trying to fight them all
Asano:
Who trying to fight?
Y/N:
Sending these crows to you
Cuz you'll be dying while
I'll just be chilling
Tsukuyomi
Your mind is gone
Asano:
My mind is fine....
What's this about?
Y/N:
A Shinobi unseen
I don't like applause (Kisame)
Asano:
Who's Kisame?
Y/N:
Kisame of the Akatsuki
Hidden in mist I'm a monster
Jinchuuriki power now combined
With Samehada
Asano:
Well that answered my question.
Y/N:
Eat ya chakra yeah I'm flexing
Underwater sharkskin
Powerful
A sword in hand
That makes me one of seven
Asano:
Seven?
Y/N:
I'm a menace and I'll kill for you
Cuz I like the pain
Arrange an assassination
I'm making sure that your slain
I never wanted to leave em alive
Asano:
Are you trying to admit that your a murderer?
"He's so adorable."
What the hell!?
Y/N:
But Itachi was holding me back
Swinging a sword that'll bite
When I slice
And you'll never be given a chance
Fight back but I know you cant
Asano:
Wait I thought you was Itachi!?
Y/N:
Don't got a plan but I'm sure I'll win
Akatsuki is my motivation
Holding the world in our hands
The sea not the land
You straight
Asano:
Well I'm definitely not gay or Bai so yeah I'm straight.
Y/N:
I'm a slant
Hidden in mist
Unpredictable man
Never made friends
Killed all of them
If I had a chance
I'd do it again
Asano:
You turning into a murderer?
Y/N:
Once upon a time
Ina village that's hidden
Picture him on his knees
Praying to the Jashin
A hooded mad man
With grey hair
Asano:
What's the Jashin?
Y/N:
Understand I'll swallow the blood
Of you next of kin
Now prepare
And beware
And be scared
As you feel the tiny hairs
Asano:
Why would I be scared of you. Your like a marshmallow.
"Aw he's sweet!"
My eyes widened as I heard that. I looked at them and then looked back at my phone since I got another text.
Y/N:
On the back of your neck
Stand up
Feel me drag your body to the
Akatsuki lair
To the boss who's chillin In a chair
Now what?
Asano:
What Lair?
Y/N:
Even if you go to decapitate me
I'll still be talking reckless
Bout the ugly puzzled expressions on your faces
Could care less about the money
Asano:
What money?
Y/N:
I do it for religion
Envision me giggling like
A little girl at your funeral
Asano:
Who said you will be there?
"And now my heart is broken."
Y/N:
These black threads grab necks
Snap
Next opponent to be trapped within the web
Will have their last death
Failed the mission for my village
And now they all want me gone
Asano:
What trap!
What web?
Y/N:
So I'm here living as a killer
With Hidan
We form the zombie combo
Stitched up like the monster
Of Frankenstein
Not a nip tuck
Asano:
Who's Hidan?
What zombie combo?
Y/N:
These scars are my battle lines
My rampant anger causes tremors like I slammed an anchor
And I can fix up any single wound without a bandage plaster
Foes are feeble
Blows are lethal
Asano:
What blows?
Oh my god what is going on!?
"Awww~ he's just adorable!" I heard the YouTuber say.
I am so confused right now. What is going on? Why is Y/N saying those things?
How come the YouTuber is talking about someone that cute?
What the hell!!?!?
And then my phone vibrated again.
Y/N:
Flinging limbs and fire winds
Now ya chance of living's
Thinner than a sowing needle
Quick outburst
Of The Earth Grudge Fear
Asano:
????
Y/N:
My enemies that I hurt cry tears
Rage has risen
Gonna burn my peers
Body part coming off
That I hurl like spears
Asano:
Seriously are you turning into a murderer?
Should I be worried about you?
Do you want me to help you with something?
"Awwww~ he's a cutie. One in a million!" She said.
Seriously!?
Y/N:
Bringing the pain
With my almighty push
Stepping to me then your gonna get shook
Making some noise in the village
I'm making a killing
Now everyone's bout to get shushed
Asano:
Almighty push?
Y/N:
Brought the starting 6
They are some crew
Did Jiraiya dirty
Asano:
........
Y/N:
When his student can to
Jump you
Piercing on our face
Red hair
Yeah we are the squad
If your a believer
Asano:
Believer for what?
Y/N:
Then you might want to pray up to you god
God
God
God
Wanna see just what I'm all about
Asano:
That's a lot of God!
Y/N:
I'm about my peace
So the leaf if getting taken out
Ain't nobody gonna take out The Akatsuki
That's Jiraiya's Pupil
Oh he trained an Uzumaki?
Wait....oh I see what she's doing....
Asano:
Leaf?
Y/N:
Got me
Thinking that he's gonna catch
A fade on site
This will be your cemetery on this very fatal night
Asano:
Cemetery?
Y/N:
Paper is like a tsunami
Folding just like origami
Power that's taking down armies
Dance of the shikigami
You can't harm me
Asano:
Since when do you rhyme?
Y/N:
The results for you will be quite
Painful
Paper wings I'm taking things
When breaking in like angels
Blowing you up with
Explosive tags
Asano:
Yeah your like an angel.
"Awwww"
Y/N:
Showing up with a motive
Plan of action
That's my faction
Don't be brash when fighting me
Asano:
Fight me....?
Y/N:
Konan
Intelligent
Irrelevant
My mind will set the precedent
It's evident
Your missing the point of all my
Benevolence
Asano:
Well yet again you answered my question.
Y/N:
Obito
Sasuke
Akatsuki
And Madara
I controlled it all
Asano:
......
Y/N:
Just to get myself to Kaguya
I can make Uchiha
Manipulate Indra
Cause a thousand wars
Just to activate the Rinnegan
I'm the better half
Shiro couldn't beat Sarada
Asano:
Poor Shiro.
Y/N:
Mayfly
Switch
Now I'm screaming sayonara
Hey guys! Shiro zetsu
I'm the guy you like
Asano:
I don't like Shiro Zetsu.
Y/N:
I was chillin in the Kage summit
Watching out of spite
Obito thinks I'm weak
And he never lets me fight
I don't really do that much
Man I'm kinda just a spy
Asano:
So who are you spying on?
Y/N:
Kuro zetsu
I'm the one who's doing
All the work
Shiro zetsu is useless
Like Deku without a quirk
Asano:
Oof poor Deku.
Y/N:
Looking right out of my hole
(My eye)
Yeah I'm silly as hell
(I'm fly)
Asano:
Fly?
Y/N:
Demeanor be looking
Way out of control
But don't keep thinking I'm frail
(I'm frail)
Everybody in the crew
Sick of my flow
Hoping I'm soon to be dead
Asano:
Say that again?
Y/N:
Outside looking in
Your lucky we friends
You don't know what be
Inside of my head
(My head)
Zetsu on my side
Asano:
Zetsu????
Y/N:
We both are repping Akatsuki
(Akatsuki)
Red clouds on my black cloak
And we want smoke with Hokage
Repertoire is so large
Everybody play they part
Asano:
Um....ok?
Y/N:
Cause Madara
Calling you murderer
Being a worshipper
Not knowing I'm in charge
Oh you think it's a farce
Asano:
......
Y/N:
Cuz the one time thinking
I'm whimsical
Behind the scenes
And my team don't even know
What's inside of my chemicals
Asano:
To be this cold
About to be disposed
Inside of my typhoon
For being bold
About to be exposed
Under the eye of the moon
Soon
"Aw damn he knew. Are you watching now?" I heard the YouTuber say. My eyes widened as I heard that.
Then I smirked.
Asano:
Yeah I am....love you too~
*
Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it guys. It was long but I hope you liked anyway guys.
Karma: aw~ that was cute~!
Thank you!
Karma: no problem!
Bye for now
To be Continued!