OCs and Possibly ships

Thing i probobly wrote late at night

"Oh come on Blindy~"
"LET GO OF ME!!"
"Don't you want to talk with me~?"
"IM NOT TALKING WITH ANYONE UNTIL I GET BARBED AND SOME ANSWERS!!!"
"Oh Blindy~ Don't you want to do something to pass the time~?"
"NO. GO PASS THE TIME WITH YOUR ASSISTANT OVER THERE. DONT TOUCH ME."
"Oh but Float gets boring I want someone else to squirm~"
"nO-"
"Yes~"
"NO I WILL KICK YOU"
"Go ahead I bet it wouldn't even hurt~"
*blindfold fucking kicks her in the shins, mirror falls to the ground making a high pitched whining noise*
"HOW ABOUT THAT HUH!? NOW WHERE THE FREAK IS BARBED."
"He's not here..." Rootbeer replies.
"Wh-what!? Where is he!?"
"Were holding you for ransom sweetie~"
"Wh- Why!? What do you even want!?"
"I want barbed dead for how he disrespected me."
"???????"
"That stupid asshole- but after we saw how your relationship with him was, we knew that we could lure him in with you~"
"That's- that's terrible!!!"
"Sweetie, I'm terrible~"
"Why would you do that!?"
"Because I want to. Also, just have to say, Barbed made a good choice with you~ You're quite frail but dang are you adorable~ Even when you're angry~"
"Oh just shut up!!! I'm not taking any compliments from you."