Author: 953 you have to...
953: Never! It is disgusting, tastes terrible and it smells bad!
Author: But you have to swallow it, it is for your own good, trust me.
953: Never! You Just want to torture me! *Coughs*
Author: That's what I am talking about... Just do it.
953: No!
5205: *Comes to the room* What's going on here?
Author: 953 got sick, 049 gave me a medicine for her but she doesn't want to take it.
953: I won't *coughs* take it!
5205: You know, behind these doors, it didn't sound like you were trying to give her medicine.
Author: Then how did it sound?
5205: *Shows a recording*
Author: ... *Kisses 953* Will you take it now?
953: ... Fine. *Takes the medicine*
Author: 5205, bring everyone to this room, we will start this Ask with set of questions from Editing_rex
682: Maybe 100...
5205: There was definitely more!
682: Don't interrupt me! 100... Maybe 200 thousands of tons.
353: Of course! This virus was a great addiction to my collection!
049: I have a cure for almost everything. There are few exceptions, like your Coronavirus, because it mutates every single time when I am close to creating a vaccine, but to be honest, I have cures for most of diseases known to humanity.
2599: Uhm, is this an order?
5205: No, just a question, you don't have to do this.
2599: Oh, well, there was a test, when I have almost killed 682, but when he realised how to stop it, I couldn't do anything anymore.
5205: Wait. *Leaves the room and comes back with a bucket of popcorn.* Lets watch something, and answer questions.
Author: I am sorry for her. She is in heat, you have to understand. 5205 changed your memories and healed your wounds, thanks to that you don't remember what happened. You only know that this has happened, because it is written in this Ask. Once again, I apologise.
953: Yea... Sorry Alexisshadow999, I couldn't stop myself.
Author: I don't know any, and I cannot sing, sorry.
Everyone: Yes.
049: I doubt that. Most of us are reasonable.
035: Yea sure, but later.
053: Thank you!
999: *Hugs 053*
053: Don't worry, I will share with you.
999: Thanks, but I just wanted to hug you.
096: ... Thanks, I guess.
076: Alright, I will start! *Penetrates himself with a sword and dies*
073: *Facepalm* You were supposed to play dead, not kill yourself!
035, 049, 682, 1048, 1471, 5205 and Bright: *Play dead*
1471: *Stops playing dead* Don't lie to me! I know the truth!
Bright: *Stops playing dead* But I didn't cheat on you!
1471: Do you have a proof?!
Bright: Uhm...
5205: *Stops playing dead* I do. *Grabs something from a multiversal box* There it is. Truth Serum. Drink it Bright.
Bright: Uhm, ok? *Drinks it*
5205: Now, did you cheat on Mal0?
Bright: No.
5205: So he is telling the truth. He is not able to lie for another 24 hours.
1471: ... I am sorry Bright... I thought that...
Bright: That's ok, don't worry. And sure, I can sing this...
5205: No. You cannot sing Bright, spare our ears.
Bright: ...
049: As long as you create something normal, sure.
953: Uhm...
5205: *Stands between 953 and Vivian, changes into his demon form* Don't even try to hurt her. Blood Eagle, does it tell you something? Pretty brutal death, and if somebody hurts one of us... He will die. *Changes back into his normal form*
106: I am here, don't worry.
5205: We already have that. United Earthian Federation. However a communist party becomes more and more popular. They want to give everyone possibility to work and support the workers as much as they can. If they win, they will change the name into United Socialist Earthian Republics, U.S.E.R. in short. It will still be a federation, but with a communist economic system. And to be honest, this time, it may work. If it doesn't, I will prevent this from happening. Elections are in one week, so we will see.
Author: ... I cannot sing. Same thing with Bright and few of us. It will be better if we stay quiet.
682: 5205 has this bomb.
Iris: I don't want to be rude, but remember, that 053 is still a child! The answer is no!
Everyone: Send 5205 for research and then go through the portal.
682: Alright, what shall the minimum IQ necesarry to join the project be?
5205: 120 is the minimum. I will perform tests and we will see.
*Time skip*
5205: Alright, to the project with me will join: 035, 049, 073, 990, 2599, Dr Ellie and Author.
Author: I will accept the pillow, but I will clean my ears myself. The second dare... Fine, give us a second, we will change clothes.
*Time skip*
Author: Alright, ready?
953: Yes.
Author: Here goes nothing. *Picks up 953*
105: *Takes a photo*
Author: Is that... No, it is not the end... But at least this one is normal. *Pets 953*
953: *Purrs from pleasure*
Author: By the way, I see that the medicine helped you.
953: Yea.
Author: Next time if I want to give you something, just take it.
953: Alright. But there is still one more dare.
Author: ... Why?! Why do you hate me so much?!
953: Just agree!
Author: ... I don't have other choice. Fine. But I am sleeping with all my clothes on.
953: Are you scared that I will do something good to you?
Author: Yes! You are a sadist!
953: Oh c'mon, I love you too much, I wouldn't hurt you. There are other activites to have some fun...
Author: ... At least I can be sure that I won't wake up with wounds.
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753: Because these [CENSORED] think, that are so [CENSORED] smart and calm, but in a [CENSORED] reality, they are [CENSORED] pieces of [CENSORED]!
035: So in short words he was right. It makes you feel better, because your life sucks.
753: Your life sucks you [CENSORED] [CENSORED]!
Author: Sure, cry more 753. Do you need some milk? Or maybe I should change your diaper?
753: ... I hate you. *Turns off*
Author: And that's how you deal with him.
Bright: Boring. I have already created a chainsaw ouf of chainsaws, which were also made from chainsaws.
682: I hate all people in general, especially from other universes. In this universe they were at least able to unite and cooperate, but in every other universe you guys are fighting. And this is annoying.
5205: Really? Flaming bombs are useless againts our facilities.
Author: *Takes away the phone* No. He shall never see that.
Clef: 173 is a woman, so I am not.
191: No... He worked alone, Anderson Robotics didn't take a part in that...
682: ... Hard question. But I guess that I would be ok with that.
953: I don't know, I am not watching Naruto.
053 and 999: *Play with 1762*
5205: I have already done that few days ago.
166: We have met one time, she is ok, but to be honest, we haven't become friends yet.
073: I don't know, I didn't watch that.
076: Then go and watch it after the Ask! This is great!
106: I don't know what to think about that. People really think that I am hot?
5205: As you can see, yes.
106: Well, alright. And about the second dare, I can only take him for a pizza, nothing more.
Author: And that was the last question, bye!