⚠️TW: Insults/ suicidal thoughts/ near deaths/ violence/swear words⚠️
POV Michael
Did I just ask Rich Goranski to hang out with me a mine?! And he really said yes?!
I wasn't even able to believe that at first, why would someone like RICH GORANSKI spend time with someone like me?
With a L-O-S-E-R?
''So...where do you live?'' Rich asked smiling a bit after a break of talking.
''Oh- y-yeah it's not a block- eh not far away, just follow me,'' I stuttered and felt embarrassingly how my face turned really red.
''Sure!'' Rich giggled when we began to walk into the direction of my house.
''My Moms will surely like you,'' I laughed and recognised just a few seconds later what I said.
Damnnit Michael!
''You shink(think) so?'' He lisped and slapped himself again.
Oh fuck that why he's fucking slapping himself?
''Stop slapping yourself Rich!'' I just said and looked at him worriedly, but he just looked away.
''Thor- Sorry..,'' He answered and looked down which created an awful silence between us.
I sighed and layed my hand on his shoulder.
''Don't be sorry okay? I'm just worried about you.'' It slipped out of me and I froze.
Did you REALLY just say that?!
Rich looked up at me and smiled a bit.
''You are worried?'' He asked surprised and my face tuned red again.
''I- obviously,'' I giggled in embarrassment but then just continued walking whereupon Rich followed me.
--Time skip to Michaels home 'cause i'm lazy--
When we arrived at my home I gulped and opened the door carefully, hoping my Moms wouldn't recognise.
Well, talked to early.
The moment we closed the door behind us, my Moms Evelyn and Charlie, short for Charlene, came in and hugged me as greeting.
''Mikey honey, how was your day? And who's your visiter?'' Evelyn asked happily, obviously surprised to see someone else than Jere.
''It's all good, that's Rich,'' I answered and pointed at Rich whereupon he nodded and greeted them friendly with an easy 'Good day Mrs.'
It was funny to see how confused he was with how to call them 'cause they were two women though.
''You can call me Evelyn and my lovely wife right here Charlie.'' Evelyn smiled and looked at Charlie.
''Well then,'' Rich smiled back and I saw how his face turned kinda red.
''We..we'll go now.'' I just said and pulled Rich after me down to the basement.
When my view gaze across the chaos i felt stressed out and gulped.
''Eh i'm sorry for that mess i-'' I started but Rich stopped me with laughing.
''It's okay Mikey,'' He laughed and I got red.
The only persons who used that name were my Moms and...Jeremy.
''My room is way worse!'' Rich continued laughing and sat down on the couch.
''Ehh,'' I just said quietly and stood in the middle of the room, not knowing what to do.
''I won't bite you,'' Rich giggled and my face turned red again.
''C'mon!''
With that words I sat down close next to him and began to become insecure about myself.
What if he pranks you? What if?
''You good?'' Rich asked worriedly and looked at me.
''Y-yeah i'm good, what about you?''
You idiot.
''I'm very good,'' Rich grinned without looking away from me.
''You know.. there's this party at jakes tonight and he invited almost the whole school.. so I wanted to ask if you'd like to go there thith(with) me?'' Rich asked, now looking away.
''With me?!' I asked and felt unbelievable stupid.
''Dad says act our age, you heard the man it's time to rage!'' Rich sang and jumped up.
''Pick a costume for tonight!'' He also added grinning whereupon I stood up too and went to my room and changed.
''Did you even pick a costume?'' I heard Rich screaming and laughed.
''No i'm just pretending I did!'' I screamed back and heard his cute laugh.
After I changed to my 'creeps' shirt and a black jeans, I went down to the basement again where Rich already waited for me.
''What's your costume?'' I asked confused when i looked at him.
''Right here Mikey,'' Rich put on a 'jason mask' and pretended to attack me.
''Agh!'' I screamed high because of what Rich almost fell down laughing.
--------------Time skip to the party-----------------
POV Jake
''Drink, smoke, it's all cool, let's go naked in my pool!'' I sang with the other guests which were already there.
When I saw how Rich entered with Michael the house, I felt how my squip was already freaking out.
That wasn't planned. Why did you invite him? I told you to go on distance.
Because he's my best friend? He's also squipped, so where's the problem?
He begins to loose his squip 'cause of that Michael next to him.
That's possible?!
Normally not but he has tuned it off for one whole week now. I can tell that won't end well.
Fuck I have to warn him!
No you don't.
Shutdown!
''Punch the wall and start a fight, ain't nobody home tonight!''
''My folks got a waterbed, come upstairs and rest your head!'' I just continued while I walked over to Chloe.
''Let's rub each other backs while watching porn on cine-max!'' She sang already completely drunk from what I laughed.
She's so stupid lmfao.
''The folks are gooOone it's time for big fun! Big fun!''
''We're up till dawn!'' I continued and grabbed a drink which I directly drank in one.
''Having some Big fun!''
''Big Fun!'' I heard Rich joining and turned around surprised.
''Hey man,'' Rich greeted me with a high-five but I just stared at him.
''There he is! My best friend who replaced me, hey dude!'' I greeted ironically and his smile disappeared.
''I'm not replacing you Jake.'' Rich just said and I looked at Michael who stood a bit behind him.
''Hey Michael.'' I greeted uninterested and he just smiled a bit.
''Bye see ya later.'' Rich said annoyed and pulled Michael after him while walking away.
''When Mom and Dad forget to lock away their cabinet, it's big fun!'' I joined the others singing and grabbed myself another shot.
POV Jeremy
Be chill like i tought you.
I'll try-
Not try. Do it.
Yeah yeah I am tooootally cool today
Why didn't I get someone who is normal?
Shutdown!
''Big Fun Big fun!'' I already heard people sing and I began to move my head in the rythm before I walked through the door, seeing that almost everyone was already there.
I looked across the huge living room and saw Christine, the person I have a Crush on since ages.
I wanted to walk over to her but Chloe got into my way.
''Hey Jeremy,'' She said winking and I nearly rolled my eyes but then remembered my squip.
Come baaack.
Stop fucking screaming dumbass.
Woah that was hella cool with all those swear words!
NO ONE uses the words 'hella'!
Well I do-
Not anymore.
''Hi Chloe, i'm sorry but I really gotta g-''
Don't u dare!
''What's up?'' I asked instead and laughed embarrassed.
''I wanna teach you something,'' She said and grabbed me by my arm to the bar in the corner of the room.
''Try it!'' She said and got me everything.
''Eh..so it's salt and then line and then.. shot?''
I swear to god Jeremy
What now?
Shut me down while you are drinking or we might regret it.
Oh, right. Shutdown!
''No it's salt then shot-'' Brooke appeared and began to explain but got interrupted.
''You're doing it wrong!'' Chloe almost shouted aggressively, obviously drunk.
''Wait really? 'Cause I feel great!'' I shouted back and laughed.
Oh damn already drunk or what Jeremy.
''I'll help you.'' Chloe said and made me a drink from which I had the feeling after throwing up.
''Eeew,'' I winced and coughed.
Chloe just rolled her eyes and grabbed my arm again.
POV Rich
Come back idiotic squip I might need you.
Finally! I'm happy to see you used to be cool for a long time. You need to get rid of-
Shut the fuck up I won't get rid of Michael.
Then why did you get me back? There's a 1,3672501% chance that he'd leave you alone tough.
Dude thats nothing.
Ugh.
Okay I might regret getting you back online.
You sure about that Rich? I can see a 76, 9-
Yes I am.
Shutdown.
''Heeeeeey man, youa lookin' gohod tonight,'' Dustin said drunk and stumbled over to us.
''Ugh,'' Michael just said but then Jenna stumbled also over.
''A hot guy smiled at me, without a trace of mockery!'' She yelled and laid an arm around my shoulder which I pulled away after a few seconds.
She grabbed after something in her pocket and got some weed out of it.
''Everyone's high as a kite,
Ain't nobody home tonight!'' She sang and dropped it into my hand before walking away whereupon Michael looked at me frowning.
When you use it, don't forget to turn me off.
I never got you on again what?!
You did, you just haven't recognised.
Ew.
Rude.
''Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit!'' Dustin screamed after Jenna and ran to her.
''Fill that joint and roll it tight,
Ain't nobody home tonight!'' I heard Jenna singing loudly and rolled my eyes.
''Are you gonna, use it?'' Michael asked grinning and I laughed a bit.
''I usually don't do drugs-,'' I began and saw how Michael looked exposed.
''Waiiit, do you..?'' I asked and laughed surprised.
''Not anymore! I promise!'' Michael shouted and slapped me lightly.
''Yeah yeah I believe you!'' I began too laugh even more and grinned at him.
Maybe this night isn't gonna be that ba-
I saw in the future that it's really possible that you set a-
No one asked idiot.
Shut fucking down.
''Dreams are coming true
When people laugh but not at you!
I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live Aid!'' The crowd sang and I joined, more screaming than singing.
''The house is ours, It's time for big fun! Big fun!'' Michael shouted happily and I smiled.
''It's good to thee(see) you happy Mikey.'' It slipped out of me and I slapped myself again.
''Stop slapping yourself please,'' Michael just said and put my hand away from my face.
''Thowwy(sorry), I just hate it so much.'' I sighed and shrugged.
''I don't hate it, it's cu-co-fun-ama-all good.'' He stuttered and I raised my eyebrows whereupon his face turned red.
POV Jake
''Let's use the showers, that sounds like
Big fun! Big fun!'' Everyone sang and I began to drink something more while my view turned a bit more blurry.
Good that i turned that motherfucker ooooff.
Bahahahah.
''Crack open one more case
Is that that what they call Third base?'' Dustin sang, smoking a joint and I looked at him confused because he usually wasn't smoking anything.
''Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!
That actually looks like
Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!'' The others sang while I jumped on a table.
''All right, people! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?'' I screamed and saw how everyone turned around to me.
''Gonna make 'em go Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!'' Dustin shouted and everyone cheered amazed.
''Big fun! Big fun! Way to show maturity! Big fun! Big fun!''
POV Jeremy
''Quit it Chloe get off of me!'' I yelled when Chloe began to come closer.
''Big fun! Big fun!'' I heard it out of the other room and i gulped.
POV Brooke
''Yo! Chloe! Emergency!
I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence!'' I shouted, knowing that Chloe and Jeremy were in the room doing whatever.
''I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!'' Chloe screamed and stumbled out of the room.
''You okay?'' I asked Jeremy who sighed in relief.
''I didn't need your help.'' He whispered lying and I laughed.
''Aw, your welcome Jere, but I don't need to vomit right now!''
POV Chloe
When I stumbled out of the room, I already forgot what I wanted to do.
Eeeeh?
''The party's hot, hot, hot.
It's time for big fun! Big fun!'' I just sang loudly and ran into the crowd.
Where I got greeted by Jake and Dustin.
''You need a jello shot!'' Dustin said and grabbed one which he almost threw at me.
''Thahaaanks!'' I answered and drank it.
''We're having big fun! Big fun!''
After a few more shots I walked over to Brooke and Jenna when we saw Rich and Michael laughing with each other.
''Michael Mell, in the flesh. Here comes the Cootie Squad,'' I began singing and moved my hips to the beat.
''We should-'' Brooke started but i interrupted her aggressively.
''Shut up Brooke!''
''Sorry Chloe..''
''Look who's with him Oh my god!'' Jenna added and pointed on that Michael guy.
''Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!''
''Showing up here took some guts.
Time to rip them out.'' I grinned evil and looked at Brooke and Jenna.
''Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout. Hah!'' Jenna laughed.
''Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!''
''The folks are gone,
It's time for big fun! Big fun!
We're up till dawn
Having some big fun! Big fun!
So let the speakers blow,
They'll buy another stereo.''
POV Jake
''Our folks got no clue 'bout all the shit their children do. Why are they surprised whenever we're unsupervised?'' I sang loudly and laughed like crazy.
It's awesome!
''It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!''
POV Michael
''Yeah see ya later, good luck!'' Rich said smiling hopefully when I told him I gotta talk to Jeremy about everything.
''Byeee,'' I sighed and turned around go search after him.
When I found him, he was standing in the entrance to the bathroom, talking to himself??
''Uhm...Jere?'' I asked and saw how he winced.
''Oh uh hi Michael.'' He said and walked into the bathroom where I followed him.
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