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BFB TEXTING

By Haylowerss

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Dont expect this to update regularly. I'm not much of writer sometimes, but I thought I'd give it a try. Also... More

DEATH PACT INTRO
A BETTER NAME THAN THAT INTRO
IANCE INTRO
BLEH INTRO
FREE FOOD INTRO
TEAM ICECUBE INTRO
BEEP INTRO
THE LOSERS! INTRO
PARENTS CHAT
INNOCENCE WHO?
THAT'S REALLY GAY BASKETBALL
WTF!!??
WE NEED TO TALK
ONE OF THE MOST GAYEST CHAPTERS OF ALL TIME (1)
MATCHMAKER SHIZTS
LESBO BONER
NICKEL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
ONE OF THE MOST GAYEST CHAPTERS OF ALL TIME (2)
THE DATE
THAT WAS SOMETHING
THE AFTERMATH
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THIS
YURI AND YAOI ARE MY LIFE OWO
WALK AROUND THE YARD FOR AN HOUR
YOU'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE CLOUDY
SHIPPERS CHATROOM
YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT
NICKNAME UPDATES
Yall really like to waste you time huh?
TRANS RIGHTS CHAT
GET OUT OF MY GROUP CHAT YOU GREEN GREMLIN
LET'S PLAY A GAME
LET'S NOT GET OFF TOPIC PLEASE
WHERE'S GRASSY
FOUR JEWS IN A ROOM
DEPRESSED TACOS AND SLIGHT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
Y U MAD?!?!!?!
HELP ME
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS HERE!?
GAY TO THE POWER OF 4
I GUESS THERE'S A LOT OF TACO LOVERS IN HERE
NO MORE PROCRASTINATION
2012-2015 WERE THE LEAST SHITTY YEARS TBH
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
SAINT GRASSY'S HYMN
you guys are fucking insane
WALMART KARENS ARE THE WORST
OOOOO FANNY GON BE MAAAAD
some headcanon be changin' oop
SEARCH PARTY(1)
SEARCH PARTY(2 FINAL PART)
TEA IS SPLIT
POTTLE TALKLE
GAMER SAD CHAT
LOLLI'S APOLOGIZES(1)
Lol this story is now discontinued tehe
(Unreleased chapter) LOLLI's APOLOGIZES(2)
(Unreleased chapter pt2) GRRR I HATE WOMEN
okay i see it now

GET A LIFE DONUT

862 11 47
By Haylowerss

Gayjely, Bomby, Dicksucker Jr and Spongy are online

Donut is online

Dicksucker Jr: oh my GOSH gelly look!

Dicksucker Jr: a rare species of peoples are finally online

Bomby: we don't come online because we've heard of all the cursed things that have gone on in here

Gayjelly: I honestly thought the reason why you guys don't come online often was because of taco and firey tbh

Donut: wait firey is in here

Dicksucker, Mom slayer taco, Slayed mother and Naily are online

Slayed mother changed mom slayer taco's nickname to ultra sub

Ultra sub: fuck you barf bag

Slayed mother: it's truth though

Naily: OMG did something happen between you and barfy tacoy owo~

Ultra sub: nooo..

Dicksucker: YES I'M HERE SAM I AM I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM

Donut: why was that necessary

Dicksucker Jr: because randomness is necessary all the time

Ultra sub: Barfy please change my name back

Slayed mother: nope :)

Ultra sub: this is soo unfair

Ultra sub: the one time I dont top I get called a sub

Ultra sub: is this really what we're doing here babe

Slayed mother: y e s : )

Spongey: that smile is cursed

Bomby: no its stupid Spongey

Bomby: just fucking stupid

Ultra sub: I agree

Slayed mother: its sounds like your just mad tbh

Ultra sub: I'm honestly not I'm just acting mad so I dont look like a pillow princess

Dicksucker Jr: what the fuck is a pillow princess

Donut: please tell me it's not a kink or a fetish or something

Ultra sub: what ew it's not any of those

Ultra sub: idiot

Dicksucker: isn't lesbian lingo

Slayed mother: *lesbo lingo*

Gayjelly: yes

Bomby: that one sounds ten times better

Dicksucker Jr: but what the fuck does it mean goddamn it

Slayed mother: it means the your basically a bottom bitch

Ultra sub: and all tops should worship you since your the bottom bitch princess

Ultra sub: the most privileged of bottoms

Naily: owo cool

Naily: could you and bb tell us some more lesbo lingo

Dicksucker: yeah I wanna learn all 'bout lesbians today!

Ultra sub: um okay

Slayed mother: there's lipstick lesbian which is basically a femme lesbian

Gayjelly: barfy! Give us the meaning to things we dont already know dumbass

Bomby: okay I'll just act like I knew that then okay

Spongey:^^

Donut:^^^

Dicksucker Jr: wait you guys don't know what a lipstick lesbian is

Donut: well I do now

Ultra sub: hot dog lesbian is one

Slayed mother: wasn't it sausage lesbian though

Ultra sub: honestly what's the difference

Naily: JUST TELL US WHAT IT MEANS owo

Slayed mother: I really dont like that transition from hella mad to calm

Slayed mother: like at all

Gayjelly: yeah I scared

Dicksucker: I feel very unsafe in the presence of a white person

Bomby: ?

Donut: you okay firey

Dicksucker: honestly when you think about

Dicksucker: racism is still going on even today

Ultra sub: hey firey can we um y'know

Ultra sub: not talk about something that makes me lose hope for society

Dicksucker: I'm just saying

Ultra sub: well yeah and your right it is still going on

Slayed mother: and that's very shitty

Slayed mother: like the shitties shit to have ever been shitted before

Gayjelly: so how's it like being gay everyone

Donut: can we include other sexualities too

Gayjelly: well duh you idiot of course you can

Ultra sub: I found out that there are possibly 2 girls on bfb that have a crush on me

Ultra sub: even though I have a gf

Dicksucker: THEN WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING DUMBASS

Dicksucker: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

Dicksucker Jr: yeah!

Gayjelly: like having a foursome

Ultra sub: you see gelly boi the thing is that I take into account what my gf wants and clearly she doesn't want to have a foursome with 2 random girls

Slayed mother: yeah but I'm sure some people in this chat could use that company

Ultra sub: well yeah of course

Donut: well then who

Dicksucker Jr: you you fucking fatherless asshole

Slayed mother: fj no cursing at your father

Dicksucker Jr: donut isn't even my dad

Dicksucker Jr: not to mention that I dont respect him at all

Slayed mother: true

Slayed mother: nvm

Donut: WHAT ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET HIM OFF THE HOOK THAT EASILY

Slayed mother: you can't force people to respect you and if I forced him to respect you

Slayed mother: he won't respect me

Ultra sub: so basically

Ultra sub: parenting

Dicksucker: donut other than being a angry cunt all the time

Dicksucker: what do you actually do

Ultra sub: yeah donut what do you do

Dicksucker: yeah like any hobbies

Ultra sub: a girlfriend or boyfriend

Ultra sub: a significant other

Dicksucker: friends just in general

Donut: sounds like you saying that as an insult

Dicksucker: because I am

Donut: anyways I do have friends

Ultra sub: can't be people on your team

Donut: shit

Gayjelly: donut has no social life whatsoever

Dicksucker Jr: honestly I'm pretty sure even naily and bracelety have more friends than you do

Donut: fuck off I do have friends you annoying bastard

Dicksucker jr: and then he starts to get mad

Donut: okay I have one friend

Donut: but that's because he's the most tolerable person on this god forsaken show

Slayed mother: which would be

Donut: fries

Gayjelly: wait you still hang out with that negative Nancy

Donut: HE'S NOT A NEGATIVE NANCY GELATIN

Gsyjelly: tell me that when you have more friends my guy

Donut: fuck you fries is the bestest friend I could ask for so shut you mouth

Donut is offline

Gayjelly changed donut's name to probably bi

Slaye mother: well that's not funny now is it

Gayjelly: no but it's just something I thought of

Bomby: donut's pansexual you idiots

Slayed mother: good for him

Dicksucker Jr: I guess you could say that

Ultra sub: dont do what I think you will

Ultra sub: please

Dicksucker Jr: I guess you could say that bomby took donut out of the cabinet aaaaay

Probably bi is online

Probably bi: kys

Probably bi changed his name to Pan man

Pan Man is offline

THEND

A/N
Black lives matter assholes

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