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Sort of Dead

By RaghavBhatia7

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**This book features short, fun, snappy chapters** **Perfectly fine as a standalone** [Caution: may pack a co... More

PREFACE
1 - Story of My Stupid, Cursed Life
2 - How I Embarrassed Myself In Middle School
3 - How I First Met A Spirit
4 - How I Was First Born Dead And How I First Died
5 - Whishy-washy
6 - Hating What You Love
7 - How Life Won't Let Me Live In Peace
8 - They Didn't Tell Me
9 - Bye-Bye, Good Life
10 - This Sucks
11 - Friendship?
12 - You Are So Very Dead, New Kid
13 - Detention And After Detention (Kill me, Please)
14 - I Die In This One (Sigh)
15 - My Side Of The Story
16 - Life And Death
17 - The Walking Undead
18 - You Better
19 - How I First Met A Spirit (Part Two)
20 - Theatricals Can Be Fun!
21 - No . . .
22 - Dead, Sort of
23 - Bogs And Moons
24 - Songs Of Jet-Lag, Trepidation And Madness
25 - Two Birthdays
26 - It's Party Time (Humans Not Allowed)!
27 - It's Hard To Name This Chapter
28 - Hail The Coven (Bloodbath Part One)
29 - The Spray-Club Exorcism (Bloodbath Part Two)
30 - Blood, Blood Everywhere (And All The Drops He Drank)
31 - Will Someone Please Tell Me What's Going On?
32 - Gung Ho On Going Ballistic
33 - The Big, Bad, Lying Liar
34 - You're Telling Me Now?!
35 - Uncle Om's Secretive Tone
36 - Cue The Dramatic Score
37 - Aftermath (Do The Math)
38 - An Idiosyncratic, Foolhardy Plan Is Our Last Chance
39 - We Are All Set?
40 - Even I Don't Know What Happens Next
41 - The Girliest Animal That Ever Girled
42 - Homework: A Question For The Ages
43 - Blindfolds, Trees, And Stranger Things
44 - By The Lakeside
45 - For The Love Of Blood, Just Move It!
46 - A Little Magic In Our Lives
47 - Stones Are Bombs And Lizard-Heads Are Fast?
48 - Dear Reader, We Are Doomed
49 - A Rabbit, An Eddy, Or The Vortex Of Death?
50 - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
51 - Erm, Excuse Me?
52 - City Of A Hundred Haunts
53 - Lakoswa-boggle-gobble-whatchamallik
54 - Mr. Cellomann's Sweet Sweetshop
55 - Sealing The Deal With The Muscular Guy
56 - Moral Of The Story: I Can't Swim For The Life Of Me
57 - Freddy Krueger On Steroids
58 - Dolls Drive Carriages
59 - No Sweat
60 - Vampire, Survivor, Same Thing
61 - The Coven Thirteen
62 - Waking Up
63 - Trip Down Memory Lane
64 - A Double-Zipped Bag Full Of Secrets
65 - The Illegitimate Son
66 - Kryptonite And Warnings
67 - Sleep
68 - Her Wickedness's Ballroom
69 - Tears In A Cage
70 - Hope In Humming
71 - Old Ghosts, Past Mistakes
72 - Nice To Win One
73 - See See
74 - Licks Or Locks
75 - Roughly At The Speed Of Light
77 - Rainbow Rest
78 - Family.
79 - Dark Flames, Burning Flesh
80 - So Not The Void
81 - Linger On, Twitch
82 - A Counterpoint
83 - We Are One, And One Are We
84 - Extra Limbs And No Thirst
85 - Ridiculous, Honestly
86 - The Return Journey
87 - Fare Thee Well
Bonus Chapter: That's the Spirit!

76 - All In Favor

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By RaghavBhatia7

'Okay. What the frock is that thing?'

Aar smiles, flourishing like the drama queen he is. Meanwhile, I gape, open-mouthed, at whom they call Goof - and Es calls Goofy-doofy - a butterfly large enough to enter your nightmares but not ordinary doorways. She's the one who trained See along the passageways before sending him to rescue me. 'I know, buddy,' Aar says. 'I know.'

Then we hug. Not to demean the old guy, but this time around, the hug is even better than it was with Mr. Om. I find myself crying tears of relief. Aar, too. I pull Bee into the bundle as well, and See props himself into two legs to join the artshow. 'Goo-baa feel like more cuddles,' she mutters.

I turn to Es. She's smiling. Wow. How I have missed that smile. 'Kill the voice, Es,' I say, trying my best to keep the unadulterated joy at seeing her out of my tone.

She frowns. 'How do you "kill" a voice?'

I roll my eyes; not in frustration, but in renewed marvel of her Innocence. 'Just . . . make See's talking stop, alright? It's creepier than that red-draped woman.'

See looks at me reproachfully. I shrug.

(TJSOMB: Talking See is going to make its way into your dreams, boss -

You have no power now. None. Toot-toot, bye.)

Bee says, 'If you two are done checking each other out, shall we talk business?'

When I realize she's talking about me and Es, I blush deeper than the core of the earth. If Es weren't, like, three-fourth transparent, she'd blush, too.

(I think Mr. Om might have developed some color in his face as well. Took you back to the old days, huh?)

'Good.' Bee claps her hands together. 'Now, I think we should dart while we still can. Go as far away from here as possible. All in favor?'

See, not a clue what's up, barks. 'Hush, boy,' I tell him. 'We don't want to get caught. They'll know we've escaped soon enough.'

No one of our party, however, raises their hand, barring Bee herself.

'Very well, then,' she concedes, abashed. 'All in favor of rescuing Rasthrum?'

My hand is the first to shoot into the air. I came this far, not to escape, but to get what I want. What I deserve. I gently, furtively, slide my hand into the folds of my rags - yes, the shuriken is still there. The kryptonite. My heartbeat quickens for no specific reason.

Es copies me (I don't think she heard a word that Bee said). Followed by Aar and Mr. Om.

Bee sighs. 'Ah, well. Anyone got any bright ideas?'

Es chirps in: 'Goofy-doofy could show us the way, couldn't she?'

The gigantic butterfly flaps its thin, membranous wings enthusiastically.

I'll take that for a yes.

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