Here's a story. I forgot I was an author.
I was playing on 2b2t doing my regular routine of, Killing Newfags, Griefing bases,and Etc.
When a sudden thought came to my head "What if there's a story like a 2b2t player reader x Anime"
so I Did my last Task of the day and went to 抖阴社区, I searched for it the 2b2t thing and I saw my own story which I didn't Know was mine at the time.
after reading through it I said to myself "Damn this story is weird it made me cringe So hard. But I've never cringed at a story before"
So I went to click To the author and I found my name on it... Then I remembered this was mine
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(Authors POV)
*Kurumi Had pushed you to the bed, in short, she was basically sitting on your member, and now you noticed you we're also half-naked only in your Boxers probably her work. Kurumi Pressed Her Body's with yours and Whispered To your ear*
Kurumi: L/n-San Why haven't You gotten a Boner yet?, Pretty Sure a Beautiful Half naked Girl pressing her body with yours is enough to give you a boner
*You were about to Push Or Pull out a sword but. Her Clones had Held you down*
Kurumi: What's the Insane Killing intent L/n-San?
You: Don't you dare do it..... If you do it I swear I will find And Kill you
Kurumi: Ara~ Ara~
*Kurumi Strips off your Boxers Revealing your Regular sized Rod/Member/Whatever you call it. Also speaking of Rod-*
Why do some authors when they make a lemon they always Make their protagonist/Readers dick Like super long. Like for example if you insert your Dick to the areola The dick would be so long it would reach the Mouth. Basically the dick would be piercing through The entire girl's body like a barbecue stick and Meat. Why do some authors who made lemons do that? For female satisfaction? I don't see the satisfaction of a dick So Long it Makes you look like a kebab.
Anyways back to the story
Kurumi: You still haven't gotten a boner, I'm starting to think you're Bisexual
*Main or Real Kurumi Started Stroking Your member, You tried to break free from the Clone's Grip. But it was futile. The more you Struggled the more clones would appear to Immobilize you further, Some time had passed and you already came on Kurumi*
Kurumi: Now for the main event~
*Multiple Clones appeared out her shadows, the clones surrounded you, guess you already know what happens next*
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(Your POV)
*My name is Y/n L/n and I am not the Luckiest man alive, that belongs to anyone that's not me, I was On my way to school as usual, since Life in a nutshell is a repeating cycle with steady Progression to the end, as I was about to turn, Shido Bumps into me, we both fell to the ground with a loud thud, I was the one to immediately Stand up after and Help Shido Up, but he seemed Off, he held on my Hand Longer and the way he looked me, It's like as if he was into Me, a minute passed by and he immediately Ran away like a Blushing Embarrassed Schoolgirl. Weird, as I was about to Continue Walking to the classroom, Shido bumps into me again, but didn't he just ran past me? Hmm, I must be half asleep still*
*I arrive at the classroom and sat down on my chair, Shido arrives soon after, but everyone gave him a dirty look as if he sexually harassed the entire school, from what I can hear he did sexually harassed everyone in the school including our home teacher ms. okamine. meanwhile,shido from his expression is confused about the accusations, he ran away and everyone that accused chased after him. great, class just got delayed*
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*Sigh. I decided to search for Shido myself so we can start and end class as fast and soon as possible, I was using my ESP and the tracer pointed that he was on the rooftop, I arrive to see two Shidos*
Shido: Tohka, Origami, L/N Listen! this guy-
Shido 2: This guy is an imposter! he's the fake that's been harassing everybody!
Shido: Don't be fooled, he's the fake
Shido 2: No he's the fake
you: Shut up, it's pretty easy to tell whos the fake, its this one
*I pointed towards the right one*
Shido 2: No I'm the fake-
you: You're not, you don't give off that Siscon Dense Harem Protagonist Vibe
Shido 2: are you really dense shido?
*The right shido immediately summon some sort of broom and twirled it around and in her place was a girl with jade-colored hair and eyes. She wears a purple semi-transparent suit with star patterns all over it. A belt is hung at her waist, and some articles of cloth are attached to it. She wears a cape and a witch hat with a pair of bat wings and a belt with a gemstone attached to its front*
Witch: Unforgiveable. Not only did you see my secret you also saw through my flawless disguise, never ill never acknowledge it, your not off the hook just yet
*She mounted on her broom and flew away*
You: I assume another spirit
Shido: wait you know about spirits!!??
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Reine: and that's basically spirits.
You: so spirits are basically humans that got isekai'd here?
Kotori: if you put it that way, yes
You: so in your people's eyes, I'm a spirit
Kotori: wait you're a spirit
You: I am
*You make your armor visible*
Kotori: So you're S/N, we've been suspicious of you
You: yeah it took 14 chapters for you to find out, but I'm the one who made the move instead of DEM or you, anyway, about the wit-
Shido: Natsumi
You: whatever.
Kotori: oh yeah. For whatever reason Natsumi views you as an enemy.
Kotori said as she pulled out a closed envelop, that said it was for Shido and it was from Natsumi, Shido opened it and he pulled out the contents of the envelope
Kotori: Pictures?
*Inside of the envelope were pictures of you and the spirits, Shido pulled out a note and the note said*
"among them, I'm there, can you guess who I am, before everyone is gone - Natsumi"
Shido: what does it mean?
You: so were playing a game of guess who? I'm not interested. Bye
add loli to the harem, and the ending for the story is just you getting arrested by the FBI?
also sorry if it's short and I took a long time to update